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The GQ article does not contain the grammatical oops. Here’s a sample paragraph: “Katz has grasped perhaps the most alluring detail of grey sweatpants: their sexiness is unexpected—and, at its best, un-self-aware. There are certain garments that are harbingers of overt seduction: women in a La Perla bra, he says, or a gay man in a jock strap. But the quotidian, mundane nature of grey sweats — who amongst us doesn’t own a pair? — adds to their accidental eroticism.“ One of my favorite words: quotidian — I try to use it at least 7 times a week.

Reminds me many years ago when I hired a young, young programmer - gorgeous guy, long blonde hair, built; my office was on the second floor with a window overlooking the employee parking lot. I had arrived a little early, sipping my coffee and was gazing out the window, I saw him drive in, park, get out and stand by his car for a few minutes. Dude was taking a couple of last hits off a joint. Wha? He comes in, I pull him aside. High as fuck. Of course this was back in the dark ages when there was no point in keeping him, no matter how hot or how much I lusted after him, or how well he could code, I’m sure he inhaled.

Yes, that’s the article. Thanks for posting!

Great article on gq.com if you have a subscription- don’t think I can post it, sorry. Well worth a read if you can find it. Brings back memories of basketball practice in the high school gym after school - “manhood” outlines galore. Oh, my. Maybe we need a Gallery thread, eh Marylander? How Gray Sweatpants Became the Unofficial Symbol of Fall Horniness

Bah, humbug. Ok, it’s a little early, but that’s how I feel today. Although I’m just barely over-the-hill, I do have some health issues, thus social distancing, masking, staying in, the whole bit, has really taken a toll. For example, my nephew is getting married this afternoon about 1,500 miles away. Many family members are attending, but I just can’t allow myself to fly or drive. So I’ll watch via Zoom and make a toast from home. I hate this shit. And with winter right around the corner, long, dark days ahead, there’s not a lot on the horizon that cheers me up. Guess I’ll go eat some worms.

Two words: Adam Driver

It’s really pretty simple. I’ve been hiring for a long, long time. If I come across an escort that I want, then I inquire and find out the price. If it’s too high, or out of my budget, let’s say, I just tell him thanks, perhaps another time. If he asks, I’ll be honest and tell him I’m on a budget and explain as nicely as I can. If he offers a lower fee, then we talk. But I never ask for a lower fee, ever - that’s insulting. If he says, sorry, then again I thank him and move on. However, if I still have the hots for him, I start saving. There are creative ways that you can come up with the money over time. So then I contact him again - you never know when the price may drop. Anyhow, by this time I’m prepared to pay what he’s asking. If the encounter goes well, he gets a good review. And I might start saving again - who knows, he may offer a frequent shopper discount. If the session isn’t so great, he still gets an honest review, and more than likely I move on. It ain’t rocket science, gentlemen. Oh yeah, that’s how I bought my last two Mercedes.

https://rent.men/Rhettbutler Just an outstanding guy if you like the bad boy, southern country style. Alas, he just posted: Your perception is your reality ATTENTION!! I will be deleting my profile very soon. If you're someone I've seen before or are a regular or you're interested in setting something up please contact me now ONLY through the number provided or through the messaging app. Enjoy him while you can.

Maybe we need to post this in another forum to get the message out. It is indeed brilliant. Thanks for the comment.

his LA Fitness bag .... hmmm, they used to be in the UK but got bought out

Indeed - L’shana tova tikatevu

That’s a hazard of this so-called hobby. It’s happened to me 3 times. First one was a masseur. in my naive way, I was sure it was two-sided, but eventually when I pushed for more, the let-down was crushing. The next one was an escort. Movie star quality - Mr. Perfect. And he picked up on the vibes and took me on a long, fantasy ride for over a year. And like the first one, he had met “someone” new and it was over. Yeah, after I’d taken him to Hawaii for a week, and spent gawd-knows how much $$$ on his wardrobe, sports tickets and food. Number three was even more painful. Again, Mr. Adonis was nearly perfect and we went so far as to move in together. My job changed and he had some family obligations that mysteriously appeared at the same time. So I was headed to a new city, and he was going back “home” - it was a tough breakup; but then through the wonders of social media I discovered that he found another dude within days. Moral of these stories? Escorts and masseurs are entrepreneurs- and they for the most part are wonderful people. But they are almost always not seeking a love interest in their client base.

The ultimate source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuru_(massage) I’ve had a few of them; a couple were mind-blowing (ahem) - as always, depends on the skills of the provider.

Perhaps a distant relative of Prince Harry? Yum.

Hmmmm. I’d be tempted to retort, “and does your grandma know what you do for a living?”

Oh, my, my, my ... looks delicious.

Speaking of massage therapists ... on my first visit to a new masseur, we actually shook hands upon meeting, and he gave me a bit of a hug when we departed. (The session was excellent with all the trimmings.) And to my surprise and delight, on the second visit, he warmly hugged me, pulled back a bit, and zoomed in for a full French kiss that made my toes curl. And another smooch at the end. That’s one of many reasons he was my “go to” guy for a couple of years before I moved away. Sigh.

Just think of him as bebe joven and pronounce bebe as Moira does. Some people will get this.

Wow - probably the best thing I’ve watched in ages. Bette Middler is beyond amazing.

We all make choices on what we share here. Some are very open, naming names and details. Others are more private, sure. I am appreciative of the support, kindness, advice and humor that participants freely post. This forum is a breath of fresh air these days. Applause to the admins and those who put so much effort in keeping it alive.

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/291365/hot-brunette-wolfie-blue-and-luke-milan-massage-session/ Sorry if this is a rerun. The client is very well endowed, and I’m envious of his spray tan.

Mr. Serrano is also advertising on other escort sites with seemingly more recent photos. He’s not difficult to track down. I wish him well.

I’m not too worried about my embouchure- at least I’ve never had any complaints.

I have masturbated more in the past 6 months than all my teen/college years put together. It does make me wonder about my performance once this damn thing is over.

I believe we learned this in kindergarten. It’s called courtesy.