KrisParr

Excellent series, indeed. And Madison is so easy on the eyes. Alas, his girlfriend finally appears. But damn, he’s a cutie.

First, “sync” love your avatar! As a life-long vegetarian (I spit out meat from the first time I ever tasted it) dinner time was difficult. My father would make me sit at the table until my meat portion was at least half consumed. Thank goodness that ”Rowdy” our beloved golden retriever was nearby when no one was looking. He ate very well. In desperation my parents took me to a pediatrician thinking I had some weird digestive problem. He told them to leave me alone and make sure I got enough protein. As a young man, I soon discovered several alternate sources in liquid form. ?

wow ... who?

Andrew was a few-times birthday present to myself. A delightful and delicious hunk of a man. Never thought Peoria would produce such an amazing treat. Dude, we miss you so much. At least we have some digital memories in our spank bank.

Grammar, two, can be you’re friend.

uh, yeah https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58438b5ea09a8

True, true. I often have to ask the recipient of my tongue to kindly wash the area ahead of time. If he forgets, the aluminum taste is unmistakable - so I offer to get a soapy cloth and do the honors. Invariably, once they’ve encountered my extraordinary skills, it’s rarely a problem for future hookups. And speaking of armpits, ever try armpit fucking? It’s not for everyone, but breaks the monotony. Especially with lube.

I was in college before I learned the meaning of SNAFU and RTFM - my dad used those expressions frequently. Okay ... situation normal, all fucked up ... read the fucking manual

Armpits, hell yeah. The last escort I hired pre-COVID had pits like a Fuller brush. He was freshly showered sans deodorant and I went to town on them. Within minutes he told me to slow the fuck down as he was about to blow.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.” ― Dorothy Parker “Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.” ― Dorothy Parker

I can’t believe I’m confessing this. My mom also said, “Wait’ll your father gets home ...” So one time, I did something that really pissed her off. I was probably 10 or 11. She smacked me on my upper arm (not hard at all) and sent me to my room. So for the next hour, I took everything I could find, like an eraser, some scotch tape, the dull side of a knife, to make where she slapped me look as red and “angry” as I could make it. When dad came in to “speak” to me, the first thing he saw was this ungodly red mark on my arm. Of course he got pissed at her. But my older brother had witnessed the whole thing and I finally admitted what I’d done and to save my ass, started laughing which turned into blubbering and a feeble apology. I was a brat.

Massaging my inner thighs from the knees up to the groin has always been an instant boner trigger - damn, that was hot. Thanks for posting.

Hmmm ... I thought the $150 leather football was kind of cool.

The shoe polish went out of business in the 60s, but the name was purchased as an online retail outlet as Shinola dot com.

For crying out loud ... Honest to John ... Confoundit (never did understand that one)

oh hell, yes! Woof ...

And? Please? ?

Link? ?

Was the “rusty trombone” invented for “The Music Man” or just a bi-product? Inquiring minds ...

Another good book is “The Beginners Guide to the End” - probably on Amazon, sorry, too lazy to find a link.

Panting ...

Definitely had a wee bit of enhancement- long time fan; wishful thinking, for sure

Just porn? Oh my ... I started tallying how much I’ve spent on massages, escorts, gifts, travel-related items all for my pleasure and it’s a staggering number. And then I watched that old movie, “You Can’t Take It With You” and felt a helluva lot better! I haven’t even thought about my “fetish” collections, and toys ... yikes

Oh, to be young, and hung, and cute, and buff ...

Bill Maher made a reference to Steve’s wardrobe on his HBO show last night.