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I charge below 100 for an hour. I live near a university and have a young professional and college student clientele so I charge the lowest because I like things the way they are.

I charge below 100 for an hour. I live near a university and have a young professional and college student clientele so I charge the lowest because I like things the way they are.

I charge below 100 for an hour. I live near a university and have a young professional and college student clientele so I charge the lowest because I like things the way they are.

I charge below 100 for an hour. I live near a university and have a young professional and college student clientele so I charge the lowest because I like things the way they are.

I consider myself incredibly pragmatic. So:
1) I am very comfortable with the fact that the digestive system is one long tube, and whatever goes in the top comes out the bottom. 🤷🏻 
2) While I may not want to injest shit, or have it over flowing everywhere, I recognized long ago that if my sexual proclivities included the insides of assholes, at some point, shit will be present. 🤷🏻 
3) I learned long ago that sheets, towels, fingers, hands, and penises, along with many other things, are all washable. 🤷🏻 
4) I couldn't imagine being in a relationship and having to have he conversation, "hey hon, I am horney. Could you go clean out so a few hours from now we can have sex?" 🤷🏻 

These are men who have the means of paying hundreds of dollars for your time. They are definitely in touch with their bodies. They are also definitely in touch with their extreme social ineptitude. 
 
Ill bet you that if a provider decided not to wipe and put his toilet-tissue-stuffed butt in the clients’ face, not only would he be suddenly “aware” of such matters, but he’d complain about it vehemently too. 
This lack of social respect goes beyond this level of personal service too. I’ve seen numerous Reddit threads where professional waxers and doctors have encountered filthy people who know they are about to receive a service in very “personal” areas, and will show up disgustingly unclean. 
 
You owe people who present themselves like this no empathy. You don’t have to be rude, but you don’t have to coddle them or comfort them either. Please use your right to refuse service. 
 
 

I certainly understand the difference between douching and wiping well. And I both practice and expect the thorough wipe!
I attempted to make that distinction when I referred to "insides of assholes." While I questioned if some comments were referring to exterior, or interior, or both, once the topic of douching was definitively introduced, I thought my comment definitely had  relevancy.

I think that what  you’re referring to is not exactly the issue here. We’re not talking about the practices or judgments on douching before sex. We’re talking about some mens’ inability to wipe and wash their butts. We’re talkin’ base-level here…. 

In many cases, masseurs and massage therapists cannot give a thorough massage because the client has skids, tissue paper and dingleberries from his un-wiped butt. 
 
 

But it’s not just providers who experience this….
In the general dating world, hygiene is a major     topic of angst, in all genders, across the spectrum of sexual orientations. 
 
 
 

Well, there are other masseurs to try.
I don't advertise any HE and if clients ask over the phone I tell them if I'm not attracted to them and not in the mood then I won't give one. At least I'm honest up front when they're honest. 
In my 10 years of experience though, if a client asks for sensual ahead of time, he's not someone I would ever want to sensual with.

I answered a craiglist ad I think either in gigs or adult gigs back in the day looking for an office assistant and when I went to the interview site at some house in the valley, it was basically a brothel and the job was to massage men with extras. It had co-ed providers with girls and guys.
I stayed for 2 weeks and then left when someone offered to let me massage at his place to keep more money for myself. 
Then a few years later I ended up going to massage school and never actually thought if I wanted to massage all day for a while, so when I graduated I just worked for myself because I didn't want to work a "real 9 to 5" job, and I still don't.
 
I briefly worked at a spa ran by graduates of my massage school and it was a disaster. Everyone I knew went back to school a year later for something different, because massaging +6 people a day is exhausting no matter what the pay is.
 

Agreed. Some clients want to get off and think they can beat the stigma of hiring for sex by seeing a massage therapist, and some think they can save money and request escort services from a massage therapist. 
Some people think masseurs are budget prostitutes, and some masseurs market themselves that way, but it hurts masseurs, it hurts escorts, and it hurts the egos of men when their offers are declined, and their expectations aren't met if they didn't have the balls to ask for things upfront.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

I only like emails because I can purposely ignore them and then respond a week later and say I found it in my spam folder.
I dislike how discreet emails can be and prefer the risks and transparency to be mutual.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

No. I am not.
I simply coax them into wearing a jockstrap,  I make them think I have an underwear fetish, not a revulsion to uncut dick.

Can’t people just enjoy… men? Really? Latino circumcised bottom sounds a bit too specific for me. Since it’s sooo hard to find them, I guess it tells you what the problem really is

On Rent Men, there to my surprise are 27+ pages of circumcised Latinos. I tend to erroneously act as if none are, when clearly that is a grave misconception on my part. 
However, I found it interesting that not even 2 of those 27 pages of the providers are strict bottoms, and trying to find one within the U.S. narrows that search down even further. Not a single one of them is older, but as has been pointed out in discussions on other subjects, the interest in hiring and older bottom in general is nearly non-existent. 

People think I’m 3 years old if I shave my facial hair. If I have a beard, they guess I’m 43. Still wrong, but huge difference 😂 
Let’s not forget that age is the big boogeyman for 90% of the gays. 
18-30, prime meat, “sugar baby desire”
30-45, invisible to most men, “dead”
45+, assumed to be stable and well establishedly employed, “sugar daddy candidate”

At the risk of repeating myself:
I don't mind age shaving withing reason.  It seems like the norm that guys pretend to be a bit younger than they are (shaving off between 5 and 10 years, depending on what age they are).  It's guys who claim to be 39 forever that really annoy me.  Even if a guy is still in great physical condition, there's no way a 60 year old is going to convince anyone he's still in his thirties.

1.) Jack off
2.) Blast off
3.) Take a cold shower
 
You’ll be over it in less than 10 minutes.