Emir

Morning. Have recently had a few even more exorbitant fees presented to me by providers. $700 for an hour if the provider is expected to ejaculate. Then another quoted $900. My go-too response is to say I respect their rate but can't afford it. One has lowered his rate.
I want to respect the rise in costs in everyones lives, but at the same skeptical when price gouging seems what is driving fees. An ongoing discussion on this forum. And in general these days. Thoughts?

i'll wait for the movie, haha

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https://www.mintboys.com/male-escorts/los-angeles/65c1621c8a21bf002b5a64e0
 

Has anyone asked patrons if they'd want to make money instead? lol

What’s sad are nights in both NY and LA when zero headliners show up, and the best looking guys by FAR are like 1-3 of the patrons.

Text on his ad:
> don’t ask for pics if you’re not going meet .
Unlock private pics for Serious meets only + would need proof of you (picture or ft ) before meeting .
I don’t like him already!

Hi everyone! 

I hope everyone is great. I’m a first-time poster and I wanna apologize in advance If this post violates any norms, rules, or is otherwise against the spirit of the sight.  
I’ll keep this as short as I can.  
I’m about 44-year-old, previously considered heterosexual, recently divorced male. I’ve always dated women and have exclusively had sexual contact with women.
 
However, when I was 13, before I ever touched a woman, I sucked a friend’s cock. A couple of timew.  And he sucked mine. But he only did me because I think he felt obligated. I like, really liked sucking his.  And I kind of bugged him, a couple times, to keep letting me do it.
 
Thing is though, and maybe this sounds weird and maybe I’m just repressed, but I’ve always really really loved cocks the idea of them, watching them ejaculate, the idea of sucking one… But I’ve never particularly liked men, or the whole, I don’t know, idea of gayness. Besides the fucking. And the sucking. Especially the sucking.  And, God, the fucking sounds divine. 
 
I joke, but not really, because after doing the fucking for 30 years, the idea of kicking back my feet and being the fuckee for once sounds really nice you know?
 
So that went on for a while, and it kinda repressed to during my marriage, occasionally masturbated to gay porn, but that was the extent of it. Then after my separation, I began getting high, more than I used to, and I discovered 2 things: the urge to suck cock had become nearly impressible, especially when I smoke, and it was not with a really dirty fantasy of getting fucked raw by a huge, thick, uncut, cock.
 
Yeah, pretty specific for a straight dude huh? I know  
 
For the record guys, I am not a troll acting out some idea of a stray guy goes gay fantasy.  Real dude here, with a real question that’s been troubling me for some time. 
 
Bottom, line, I wanna get laid. But what I don’t want I don’t think I can get in a bar, or even on Grindr or Scruff.
 
Basically, I’m picky as fuck. I’m a pretty good looking guy, 6”3’, all my teeth and shit, but 25 pounds are so bigger around the waist than I could be.
Also, I’m old as fuck did you see that?   44. I mean, if I’m being honest I’d love some 27 year-old to fuck me.  
 
 
And what my fantasy is is this:
Height doesn’t matter so much, but I definitely want to a gym body, a real stud you know? Not too big on the muscles but cut as fuck.  Lemgth I could truly care less about, but I want a girthy, thick cock, uncut with a mushroom head if possible, and while we’re fantasizing, they kind of cock that drips precum as soon as it gets hard; kinda dom, but not too dome, maybe into getting high too, but not a dealbreaker, Willing to be patient with/or even willing to fuck a virgin
 
Note: This one might not matter, because of my lifelong request to achieve the perfect prostate orgasm, I can now stick an unlubricated fire hydrant up my ass without grimacing.
 
Most of all — and I’m more than willing to show my very recent, full panel, all clean STI test — I also want somebody clean, somebody provably on prep, with mega mega bonus points if they know somebody who can slip me a dose or two of prep, aaaaaaaaaand — willing to fuck me raw. And cum inside me. And leave pretty much right after they cum inside me and not kiss me goodbye, … that’s about it. As far as requirements go, anyway.
 
Too much? Too much for Grindr anyway, right?  That’s why I came here. Do you guys think I could find an escort who would fit the bill?
 
Any advice, suggestions, or thoughts you had would really be appreciated!

Shitty or Shifty, I don't think I want to deal with this twink.

He needs to find another profession.

thanks, as always, to @Emir .....the fantastic picture by the curtain belongs to a reality "star" with initials AO.......there is one favorable review for Openner from a longtime RM member and I'm trying to research that......probably borrowed pictures.......unless our reality star is trying this out?.......

I met him about a year ago and YES, he absolutely reeked of cigarettes when I saw him and it completely killed the vibe and my boner.

I spent some time on your website Jarod and I have to say all of the * and details on what has to be done BEFORE you even can have a consultation for an appointment is crazy.  If you do any of these things when someone calls you from your ad - then no wonder you're getting no appointments.   You may want to rethink your business strategy?   I hire a great deal in cities around the world - and 60 seconds on your site would make me run like hell.
*Calls or Texts after midnight, while commuting between cities, holidays or times like Saturday night/Sunday afternoon may receive a text notifying that a consultation is requested. These tend to be "reserved" times for me. You may also text with your Venmo, Apple or Cash App # and I'll send a $25 request. For cash only, I can text a bar-code to deposit cash at any Walgreen/CVS or similar store.
 Start here to request your desired experience. **NOTE ON CONFIRMING A VISIT: Deposits are asked for most appointments, to ensure the time/expenses I spend to travel or host bookings, is confirmed.  To Request A Same or Next Day In-Call (me hosting):  Please ask to do an instant pay Phone App option to confirm (Venmo, Cash App, etc.) Deposits are included in the listed price. If I'm commuting to your city on a special visit out-call, or booking a place to host for an individual visit in certain locations: Sessions may need 75 minutes minimum or confirm added to session, to offset time/rented studio.
Scroll Below For Complete List Of Sessions. Read my Drop-Off/Cancellation for alternate deposit options: 
 

Escorts can make all the rules they want.  Set all the do's and don'ts they wish.  List all the pre-booking demands (deposits, advance notice, etc) they expect...
Until they can't afford to.