CMail01

Nice tenting of the masseurs' shorts

My Czech is rusty, but I think he said he came in for an ear-ache.

I recall these pics from a Good 10 plus years ago in LA and he was late 30s then. Was fun but was “off” so never repeated. I would suggest asking for a current pic

If the Masseur is a one load a day guy, I have found that the last appointment gets his load:):) After all the sexual tension from earlier sessions, it is usually a big, powerful one:)

Here's my tip for masseurs who want repeat business, at least from me: Yes, the time is absolutely important (I usually book for 90 minutes and I hate it when I realize it was just barely over an hour). As for the massage itself, I love it when a masseur will make and hold eye contact during the massage, especially during the more sensual or erotic portions. It makes for a very connected experience and makes the whole thing feel less sordid if that makes sense. If we can look each other in the eyes, then there is nothing shameful about what either of us is doing, it feels healing and spiritual almost as opposed to just feeling good as a touch, etc. So that's big for me. Also...just be friendly. I'm always friendly and chat a bit while we're getting undressed and that goes a long way when the masseur responds in kind. I mean, we're about to be engaged in what feels like a very intimate experience where I am naked and letting you touch me all over and often in my own apartment, so...let's be kind to each other and engage with every part of ourselves during this time. The masseurs who have behaved this way are unforgettable.

A bit far to travel.

Not gonna lie. I'd still be into it. I wonder if he'll play Mumford & Sons, too or maybe Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Why do I get the feeling he does the entire massage with the hat on?

That sounds pretty bad - but I’m lol’ing re:the Kleenex

A Kleenex? In case you needed to blow your nose, instead of him?

Sounds exactly like my experience, including the Kleenex.

Tissue? I don't even know you!

Pay real close attention to “customized [to your needs]”. You have to have a discussion up front about what EXACTLY is expected from him for the $$ amount you are going to pay. I learned this the hard way. I felt cheated, and it was like he did it on-purpose. It was a terrible vibe. He wore a Speedo, and when I turned over, a Kleenex was draped across me. Yeah.

Some individuals do this, but I feel this is such a minimal amount, the provider can have a slightly hourly rate to compensate this rather than be off-putting with rates showing this annoyance.
 
The entirety of our visit is a "service fee" from our perspective. Your credit card arrangements shouldn't publicly involve us. Just my 2 ass cheeks input.

Good god! I almost tried this guy. Thanks for pointing that out!

What the fuck is your problem, all I see is negativity and attacks on masseurs and other members of this group. I am uncertain why @Guy Fawkes or one of the other mods have not stepped in. It's really ridiculous.

Unprofessional masseurs with NO massage talent, who think they can charge outrageous hourly fees based solely on their hot looks. They open the door, strike a pose, put you on the massage table set up in the living room, show NO massage skills at all, and feel charging $180/hr for a quick rub and tug is justified since they are so hot. They do a lame 40 minute hour and rush you out the door afterwards, thinking it is all okay since they are so good looking.

Just to be sure/clear, when Monarchy79 says “Super Fresh” that includes every crack and crevice from your navel to the top of your thighs. Soap and water cleans every bit of your body. ? Have fun!

I saw the name Kris Evans and my first thought was the now retired Belami model.

Just to be sure/clear, when Monarchy79 says “Super Fresh” that includes every crack and crevice from your navel to the top of your thighs. Soap and water cleans every bit of your body. ? Have fun!

Just to be sure/clear, when Monarchy79 says “Super Fresh” that includes every crack and crevice from your navel to the top of your thighs. Soap and water cleans every bit of your body. ? Have fun!

Most important tip:
Be thoroughly showered (super fresh) immediately before the massage.
 
Dirt, B.O., bad breath, funky feet, smegma, dingleberries, oily backs, and lint are dealbreakers for many masseurs... and will assure you that your “mileage may vary”... ?

YOU’RE the one being stalked from the get-go!

When I saw DMV in title, I thought it meant Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

I can’t believe no one has gone! I saw him twice while he was in the valley. (He’s in WeHo now.) He is absolutely adorable with a beautiful, sexy smile, and his body is hard as a rock. I loved both massages and while in the valley it was $160 for the massage everyone on this forum wants.