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Any of them who have more tats than untouched skin. I know, it’s just me, but I find them really gross.

Any of them who have more tats than untouched skin. I know, it’s just me, but I find them really gross.

You can always ask. I once hired someone for a 2-3 hour session (don't recall which). I was in a "spider needs some hugging" mood, and in the middle we spooned for about half and hour - it was great! He was behind me and I first felt him holding me closer and then I felt a certain hard object in my crack - i wiggled around to let the stars align and we were off to the races. Best session ever.

Can you imagine! For them was like making money out of onlyfans.com fucking other hot men.

I agree, even if all three are participating. I've been with one pair who were a couple, and it was clear that they were really into themselves and not so much me. I want someone's full attention.

You can always ask. I once hired someone for a 2-3 hour session (don't recall which). I was in a "spider needs some hugging" mood, and in the middle we spooned for about half and hour - it was great! He was behind me and I first felt him holding me closer and then I felt a certain hard object in my crack - i wiggled around to let the stars align and we were off to the races. Best session ever.

I managed to commute from the bed to my zoom meetings each day - never once throwing in the towel for a day. That's about it.

I managed to commute from the bed to my zoom meetings each day - never once throwing in the towel for a day. That's about it.

My first time was in NY several years ago when I was in my mid-30s. I booked a traditional massage, and that's all I expected. The guy was eastern European, and I remember going to his place that was a unit is some sort of public housing building. His place was light and bright and clean, with a table in a sort of alcove off the living room. This was before the various websites and I honestly don't remember how I found him. I don't recall his name so I'll call him Stephan. Stephan was fairly short and not skinny, but 100% muscle. After talking briefly he asked that I strip down and get on the table on my stomach. I remember there being two little dogs in a sort of play pen in the corner. I strip and don't see any sort of drape so just get on the table starkers - a first for me. I can see Stephan in the other room getting oil ready and close my eyes to get relaxed. Hearing him come into the room I sneak a look and see that he's also now naked. Nice bod, pointy nips, lightly hairy chest and a large soft uncut dick, big enough to swing as he walked. He gets started working on my back and soon tells me to put my arms by my side palms up. The massage is great, he hits all the right spots and as he begins to work on my back standing beside the table I feel his dick, now semihard, in my hand. Being new at this and not knowing the code I just left it there, but when he changed sides I began to fondle his dick and felt him quickly swell up to his full length and girth. Impressive. As I fondled him he began to knead my glutes, touching my asshole a few times as well, making circles with the tip of one finger. He also touched the tip of my dick that was down between my legs.
 
When he turned me over he first sat on the edge of the table to massage my hands, placing them, one by one, right in his lap against his hard dick giving me time for a little more play. Easing me onto my back, Stephan worked his way down my chest, frequently touching my sides with his dick. He spent a fair amount of time on my nips, and since their wired I popped a true boner, so hard it hurt. This was all new to me, so I both wanted him to play with me dick, while also being nervous. Then, boom, his oiled hands are on the dick, first the base, then working up to my dickhead that was pouring out precum. When I leaned up to watch Stephan softly pushed my head back down and said "just enjoy." As soon as I complied I felt his mouth on my cock, slurping up the precum and then taking my entire length into his mouth, in and out, in and out. Holy crap, a full blow job, another massage first for me. Stopping briefly, Stephan climbed onto the table dropping his massive dick right onto my face while resuming his work on my cock. He didn't need to touch my mouth with his dick once before I got the hint and drew him into my mouth with some effort, man he was girthy. As I played with his foreskin with my tongue, it didn't take long before I started to spasm and blew my load into his mouth To my surprise this was the trigger for him to also cum, giving me a large sweet load that I slurped up. My last surprise was when he brought his lips to mine and we frenched tasting each other's loads. And that's the story, he cleaned me up and I left thinking "wow, how did THAT happen." 100% true story. My first, and still my best.
 
My next trip back I could no longer find Stephan, but he had talked about moving back home, so I guess that's what happened.

These two both apply to in calls.
 
When you neaten up between clients be sure to check the waste basket. Staring at the refuse from previous sessions is a real turn off.
 
Give full arrival instructions. Many times I’ve been left standing outside an apartment building door with no entry instructions. Buzz 34 works. Or, if the units are listed by name be sure the name on the list is the same as your professional name. If there’s a doorman be sure to give your clients the name for them to call to announce your guest.

These two both apply to in calls.
 
When you neaten up between clients be sure to check the waste basket. Staring at the refuse from previous sessions is a real turn off.
 
Give full arrival instructions. Many times I’ve been left standing outside an apartment building door with no entry instructions. Buzz 34 works. Or, if the units are listed by name be sure the name on the list is the same as your professional name. If there’s a doorman be sure to give your clients the name for them to call to announce your guest.

Spices. Dump them all unless something was very recently purchased.
 
Books? Libraries really have little use for ordinary books that are mass market stuff. Selling them is a ton of work and not worth it. There are some things that libraries will take. Unusual cookbooks are often collected by libraries, for example. Expensive art books they’ll take. Your collection of paperback Agatha Christie? Toss or burn. Medical books, while expensive are also hard. Unless a special library that collects History of Medicine, you don’t want someone operating on you after consulting a 50 year old textbook - EEK! If you have space like a garage, I’d consider just putting all the books out and putting a posting on Facebook, Craigs list, etc. offering free books on Saturday. People will come. You can just leave them in boxes. People will look through.
 
goodwill will take a lot of stuff but upholstered furniture and mattresses are hard to get rid of since they don’t know what’s in them, particularly if you have pets.

A story from me. I hired a guy for years who went by, let’s call him Joe. In one correspondence he signed himself as, let’s say Tom. Puzzled, I relied “should I call you Joe or Tom?” After just long enough a pause to know he was pondering the response came. “Well, I professionally go by Joe, but now that you know I’m actually Tom, let’s just use that.

A story from me. I hired a guy for years who went by, let’s call him Joe. In one correspondence he signed himself as, let’s say Tom. Puzzled, I relied “should I call you Joe or Tom?” After just long enough a pause to know he was pondering the response came. “Well, I professionally go by Joe, but now that you know I’m actually Tom, let’s just use that.

I tossed it out. By the time you add in the time spent getting it pressured up and then released it saves no time. And everything just went to “burn” error no matter how carefully I followed instructions. Back to the top of the stove for me.

Anything that lets me look into his eyes and I'm good.

looks completely normal to me. Some people live in an alternate universe where celebs automatically have 10 inch dongs. Looks yummy to me and I’d do him.

looks completely normal to me. Some people live in an alternate universe where celebs automatically have 10 inch dongs. Looks yummy to me and I’d do him.

looks completely normal to me. Some people live in an alternate universe where celebs automatically have 10 inch dongs. Looks yummy to me and I’d do him.

looks completely normal to me. Some people live in an alternate universe where celebs automatically have 10 inch dongs. Looks yummy to me and I’d do him.

looks completely normal to me. Some people live in an alternate universe where celebs automatically have 10 inch dongs. Looks yummy to me and I’d do him.

This! I know situations are always different, but Stephen Hawking has the same effect on me. My gripes are so meaningless. There’s someone on my dog walking route who is very crippled yet makes her circuit every day whatever the weather and with a small dog in tow, with a smile on her face and a kind word for all.

This! I know situations are always different, but Stephen Hawking has the same effect on me. My gripes are so meaningless. There’s someone on my dog walking route who is very crippled yet makes her circuit every day whatever the weather and with a small dog in tow, with a smile on her face and a kind word for all.

I tossed it out. By the time you add in the time spent getting it pressured up and then released it saves no time. And everything just went to “burn” error no matter how carefully I followed instructions. Back to the top of the stove for me.

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