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friendofsheila

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  1. Yes, 5'9" is supposed to be average for men here. And even the Dutch women are up there!
  2. That means they are my height (5'5") or shorter. Everyone seems to add 2 to 3 inches to their height. (An escort who told me he was 5'7" shows up at my door and I had to lower my eyes to look into his.) I think it's weird.
  3. I mean "mature" as in, "over 35." And "not trying to get into the pants of the 22-year-old who arrives on the scene."
  4. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm interested to see what seems to be a film about mature gay people, for a change.
  5. Thanks, DM. That was great. There is no moment when that person makes the right decision!
  6. Generally it's my expectation that he's not gonna, since it's rarely happened. But maybe I'm not disappointed about it since I never expected it even when I first started hiring.
  7. You can't hire cows for anything. Get an escort and put him in a cow costume. Escorts are more reliable!
  8. My 15,000-unit collection of pornographic fridge magnets could come out of storage, then.
  9. Goofus: I can't get hard. It must be you. Gallant: Can we take a break? I'm pretty distracted, but I guess you can tell.
  10. A gay male couple in mid-life see their son off to college or whatever, and start to have issues. I think it was within the last 3 years? The youtube trailer was all in German (or Dutch, I think), so I don't know much more than my guess above. Does anyone know what the title is? I'm going nuts trying to remember.
  11. Goofus: You're not in shape. Gallant: Let's turn the lights down.
  12. Ooops, I didn't know this was something you had posted yourself. I thought you had just found it somewhere. I'm sorry.
  13. This picture looks like one of those things someone makes up and posts, just to get attention.
  14. What I meant was that a paying for a "skill" like cuddling at massage rates sounds expensive.
  15. ... stop at stop signs or traffic signals when they're cycling. That would make them look less cool.
  16. If it's what I think it is, it sounds expensive.
  17. Virginity? An older, wiser man once told me that it doesn't count as sex unless I enjoyed it. I think he's right.
  18. So did Nathan Gunn.
  19. 2 older brothers who are twins. Does that make me "extra gay"?
  20. The only time I never got it was when I didn't want it from that particular provider (a few times), and when I wasn't expecting the massage to get "serious" and hadn't asked. After a certain point, though, I found I had to get braver about asking for other things I wanted, so kissing was always on the list along with those other things.
  21. This reminds me of my one phone call to Rex Chandler. He said he won't make out the whole time. "I won't even do that with my girlfriend!" he made sure to add.
  22. Uuuhh....... When he insists on showing me his thong tanline? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7igEbMKiw
  23. If we don't click, maybe they'll disappear.
  24. Yeah, once his butt is in camera range, it's hard to look at anything else.
  25. And it happened just once, I think.
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