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Not short on time: the complete explanation gives the borrower leeway to argue. I'd rather not give them that leeway.

Then how about, "I'm not comfortable lending these bags. I'm sorry."?

I can't lend any more. I've had too many people re-lend my stuff out to third parties!

The last time I looked at their steamers, I think I saw some vintage ones, that had ironing boards and heaven knows what else that folded out. It was like Jetson's-Age traveling in the time of Joan Crawford. It was awesome.

Actually, yeah, doing something nice for her would really boil her bacon.

I would stop here. Nobody needs to give reasons.

They look like they can't smile. I'll pass!

I'd make a 2-hour, $70 million movie starring Hugh Jackman and me. I'll tell him his fee is $69 million. Assuming he takes the bait, I'll tell him the camera has no film and lower the lights!

One email and they went ballistic? Sounds unbalanced.

I was wrong. Some are over 19. One is old enough, but looks older than 46 (but does look great whatever age he is). http://www.gay-man-introductions.com/32_details.htm Why is a 30-year-old architect in need of a foreign husband? http://www.gay-man-introductions.com/33_details.htm

I'd love to read some of it. Can you cut and paste a sample here, for us?

Just because you were tardy reading their email, they puked all over you?? Rude.

They barely look old enough to drive.

I did this with Speedos. It worked for me.

Hey Surf, How did it go?

Hey, how has this gone for you on your hires since, RealNowhereman?

I think RudyNate has it right. If he didn't want to talk to customers, he shouldn't be picking up his business line. (Assuming he has a separate phone for business, or is able to see on his only phone whether the person calling is friend or client.) Personally, I don't call anyone after 9 p.m. unless I know they are available to me at that hour. If I know they are not, I might only call if I need to leave a message for them to get that night or the next morning. So, to me, 9:00 p.m. is too late.

My first in-person conversation with an escort at our appointment started with him asking, "So have you had a busy day?" When I asked if HIS day has been busy, he said "YES!" and went on about receiving so many messages. So I can understand during a certain time of the week (or maybe "of the year" since it is now the holidays and people have free time), the popular escorts can get swamped with communication.

Well, thanks for the rimming advice. Is anyone else finding they must have a beard to make their face less thin?

I'm finding that my face is looking thin at this age. A goatee seems to be helping me look less "wasted". Anybody else? And does the extra hair make rimming uncomfortable for someone you rim?

Oh, I've seen more than a few full-lipped ones doing porn. And I can't remember a single one of them because my memory gets wiped after my.... uuuuh..... completion of the act. :/

I think it might only be a "marker" of youth, like having no grey hair. I think people's lips get thinner in old age.

Cybill Shepherd married hers.

This is why I should start looking for husbands at Mensa meetings.

And I like to think my tops have never bottomed, but will for me!