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As in…. he took the money and ran. You got scammed. What don’t you understand?

A whore with limits….my kinda guy!

Love, love love, the pic on all 4’s! "Top"…..sigh.

Just wanted to pop in to say thank you. You guys saved me from hiring this guy in Miami. I knew the pics looked familiar. One for the Big head!

And there goes my morning coffee all over the computer screen…..lmao

Did he mention?…..BRING MONEY! grin

Wow. An escort who comes on here with a straight forward and earnest first post? WTF….has the world gone fucking mad? Are you sure you don’t want to waste our time with 18 posts pretending to be a client who tells us how great you are as an escort first? I mean yeah, we just giggle at the stupidity, but it is the "traditional" route. Just fucking with you, Erik. Welcome to the boards!

They’re looking for patterns. I doubt they give a shit what "type" of account it is. If they identify a "pattern", they are going to have "questions". If you don’t have clear, easily explainable, and well documented "answers"….you will be paying taxes. And most likely fines. Cash is king.

It’s in Hoboken. Not happening.

Say what? Ummm, chill As someone who’s been partying (albeit without the drugs) and butt licking for decades, my post was neither intended to be "judgmental" nor “cruel". I celebrate both whole hardily. Nonetheless, facts are facts. Science doesn’t care about your feelings. Gay men are very sexually active. (Fact) As such, we often transmit and are at high risk for many infectious diseases, including COVID. (Fact) All my sexually active gay friends in NYC got COVID very early in the pandemic and many of them got reinfected when omicron came around. (Fact) Those same promiscuous gay men are currently at low risk for being re-re-infected with COVID by virtue of current antibodies, current COVID strains, and current vaccinations. (Fact) 5,000 gay men on an Atlantis cruise right now is a pandemic public relations disaster waiting to happen. (Fact) Mixing PC talk and science triggers me. (Fact) You are triggered when you perceive people to be judgmental of our community. (Fact) Now, let’s all be friendly whores and play in the butt licking sandbox together!

The answer is no… and it doesn’t matter. All the gay party boys have already had COVID…twice. That plus vaccinations will most likely keep this ship sailing. If they’re smart, they won’t test once they start. Lots of positive swabs are meaningless in a population that is largely immune to severe disease. Think about it. You always hear about huge Norovirus outbreaks on cruise ships, but never on gay cruises. Why not? Because, a few dirty doorknobs are meaningless to a boatload of butt lickers. I still don’t think they should have never planned this cruise, but I’m betting there will be very little to no severe illnesses from COVID as a result.

Traffic is the problem. 4 hours (at best) versus an almost guaranteed 3 hour trip on Acela. Also, you’re dumping me in Hudson Yards? The area is the hemorrhoid of NYC. Painful, far from vital, you wish it would go away, but it most likely won’t kill you. If I lived in Hudson Yards (please dear lord no) and if the DC stop was somewhere I needed to be, I’d give it a shot. Let’s face it, the Acela is gross. I was always stunned that they never attempted a real first class train option on that run. Just one, insanely nice car, that’s insanely expensive.

Fuck no!

Honestly, I don’t have a lot of sympathy. You had to have booked this cruise during the pandemic. You knew what you were signing up for and you knew the risks. No one twisted your arm. That twit quoted in the article is making it sound like someome is making him get on the boat at gun point. Miss Thing, please. You paid for the cruise. You agreed to the terms. You let the cancellation date pass. You don’t feel safe going? (and I agree with you there) then don’t fucking get on the boat you stupid fucking Queen. I’m not a huge fan of Atlantis’ business practices and I think it was irresponsible of them to plan this cruise. Nonetheless, it’s a free country. If nobody had signed up for it, it wouldn’t be happening. Atlantis alone is not to blame, nor should they be expected to shoulder the financial responsibility of 5,000 Homos regretting their stupid decision.

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Please. I did a lot more than that inside Greek ruins…..in the early 90’s. You know, back when it was actually dangerous……and not nearly so boring.

True. After reading some of the novellas written here, I used to be self conscious about how brief and direct I was when contacting escorts. Then an escort told me, "Dude, I knew you were serious. You booked me in 3 texts or less, the day before the appointment". I never felt self conscious again.

Yeah, Murfreesboro is more "Middle Tennesse State University" (which is about as prestigious as it sounds) than it is "Vanderbilt" Regardless of what his $25 Vanderbilt bookstore T-shirt says.

Suddenly my forum search function isn’t working, but I’m pretty sure this is one of them that’s been talked about on here before…. Mr Number

There are apps out there that give out your full name. Others can also leave notes about you on there that everyone can see. Some escorts use it as an informal database to leave reviews on clients. Seriously bad form and I’ve even had to gently remind some escorts who wrote nice things about me that discretion is more important than praise. Burner phone people. Get one and use it.

Dominant Bull? I was thinking more shorn ewe. LA is funny.

It was only a matter of time. Great minds….

Blonds….meh. Thankfully, they do nothing for me. Honestly, they may as well be women. I can objectively appreciate their beauty. I just don’t wanna fuck them. It’s always funny when I’m out at a bar and a traditionally stunning blond stud realizes I’m not into him. Most take it in stride. Hell, who cares? The entire rest of the bar is salivating. But some get seriously butt hurt. They do tend to be delicate ponies. Which of course, just adds fuel to my “no blonds" fire. Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of other "problems". Blonds just ain’t one of them.

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Aren’t we all?