nycman

My mother always said, "If it’s after midnight, don’t bother calling. Whatever it is, it’s your own damn fault and we’ll deal with it in the morning"

Unfortunately, there’s no blood test for psychotic self centered bitch.

I only know of two cruise lines that routinely hire male massage therapists. Seaborn and Cunard. It’s well known in the cruise industry that male therapists lead to trouble, and thus they generally (or in fact by policy) aren’t hired. Having said that, I’ve had fun on board many times. Most of these men are very frustrated living on-board for months on end. My strangest experience was with a female therapist on a very low budget cruise (you can thank my extended family for this nightmare). She looked very young, and terrified. She made it abundantly clear that I was to keep my underwear on during the massage (which I hate). She then proceeded to literally pour oil all over my boxers and then attempted reached inside to grab my cock. There was fucking oil EVERYWHERE and I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I literally left a trail of oil down the hall as I ran. Seriously bizarre. Now the Olympic Croatian Waterpolo player….is another story!

What’s AMAZING is that you think we’re that STUPID…..Sam.

I’m all for silent meditation. I’m even in favor of people doing longer "retreat" versions where they live in silence for several days. It can be incredibly enlightening. I’m not in favor of someone showing up for work and expecting their clients to put up with that shit though. As we’ve seen, it’s a good way to piss of and lose clients. @Axiom2001 I wouldn’t be offended. It probably has great meaning to him, even if it created an odd environment. He did something stupid. It’s his business to run as he sees fit and it’s your decision to patronize his shop, or not. I’d approach him with an open mind and say something along the lines of “Your unexpected silence during my last visit made the experience unejoyable for me. In the future, I’d prefer not to schedule appointments during your silent periods." If he got bent over that….I’d most likely find someone else.

That’s a lot of math….just to fuck. My formula is simple…. He charges what he wants. I pay what I want.

Your intentions may be good but, it sounds stalkerish to me. There was once an escort whom I had seen many times and felt very close to. I happened to find out that he and his boyfriend had a bad break up. I reached out and offered a friendly shoulder to cry on. It wasn’t well received. I learned my lesson, and now I never attempt to look behind the curtain.

I’m thinking $250 max.

No shit. It’s a very nice show, but I was wandering around the whole time thinking…really?….no Nighthawks? Chicago blows.

I agree with edibles not being a big deal on domestic flights. Just don’t get stupid and "forget" they’re in you luggage when you start crossing International boundaries…. https://www.npr.org/2022/11/09/1135438575/brittney-griner-penal-colony-russia

Fuck off.

I reached that point 5 minutes into his first video.

My sheets are German, my pillows are Italian, my men are Brazilian, and my PJ’s are Swiss: https://shop.hanrousa.com/department/pajama-10516/ What more do you need to know?

I’ve travelled with them and had fun. But be warned "group travel" isn’t for everyone. There will be annoying losers in your group. You will frequently have to wait around for one Queen who is chronically late. Your accommodations will be adequate but not 5 star. There will be snags and boring parts of the trip. 99% of the guys will not be hotties despite the agent’s advertisements…. After all it’s called "advertising"….for a reason. You will eat and drink when the group wants to….not necessarily when you want to. People in the group will have unrealistic expectations….and bitch about all of the above. That said, it can be really fun. I like traveling with gay men. On the whole, we’re smart, funny, and handsome. You will make new friends and maybe even have some fun sex. I especially recommend it for places that aren’t easy to travel on your own. Places like Egypt and Japan for example. I say try it once and see if it’s right for you. I would travel with Detours again in a heartbeat.

"Do you go to Hermès and tell them their handbags are overpriced? " He compared himself to an Hermes bag…hehe!

Pumpkin all the way. It’s also my favorite pie….so I get to kill two birds with one stone.

If I were gay and living in the Ukraine today….I’d be begging you to “traffic" my ass out of there!

Maybe try not slapping them in the face? Just a thought.

Maybe your "friend" could post for you? grin

It’s basically impossible to book first awards on Singapore Airlines. I’ve tried for years and never seen anything other than their ridiculous "waitlist" option. Spoiler alert, the "waitlist" only clears about 20% of the time and it’s usually just 1 month before travel. If you’re wildly flexible with your travel plans, I guess it could work out…maybe? Just don’t get your hopes up.

Luke, you’re making it worse. But it sure is fun to watch…..

He doesn’t.

I love Jim Parsons, but as a romantic lead?….yeah, no.

And again….joined one hour before seeking out this thread to “praise” Luke. Luke, we’re not stupid.

Before I read the rest of the thread…..I thought you were talking about your asshole. The mental image was Devine! grin