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Commercial airline travel has become a joke. Friends and I call it the "Greyhound of the Sky". Don't ever fly private though.....you'll like it too much to ever give it up!

Love every single one of them...... But this guy stole my heart...... http://67.media.tumblr.com/b7430b7706ed9bc519b5eb4472bfabfa/tumblr_o5g90s9M1E1sud9l0o1_1280.jpg

Ahhhh....the amazing and stunning Enzo! I'm sure I've told this story before so forgive me. I was very young and very new to hiring. I had just broken up with my first "serious" boyfriend. The relationship had been rocky and I had gained over 60 lbs. I didn't feel "sexy" at all and hadn't for many years. Then, I hired Enzo...... From the moment he opened the door he immediately pulled me inside his apartment, picked me up off the ground, pinned me against the wall just inside his front door and started ravenously kissing me. I don't think I have ever been kissed like that before or since. During that first 1 hour hire we never made it more than 2 feet inside his front door. The 2nd hire we made it to the kitchen. 3rd - his living room. It wasn't until the 4th hire that I even saw the inside of his bedroom. Like any typical Hell's Kitchen apartment...all these spots were no more than 2-3 feet apart. I don't think I've ever "fallen in love" with an escort.... but I certainly came the closest with him. He made me believe in myself and my body...flaws and all. Every month I worked out a little bit harder....just to see the look in his eyes when I would show up a little thinner and a little more confident. He was kind, passionate, loving and fun as fuck in bed. The last time I saw him I was built, ripped and looked even better than I did in my youth. At the end of our last appointment he took me in his arms tight and said, "you look fucking amazing..... but you don't NEED me anymore". I was heartbroken but I knew what he was saying and we never saw each other again..... Thank you Enzo....from the bottom of my heart...thank you.

Cub. Too thick for an otter.

It's funny. I was looking at pictures from the "real" Julian Bond's life. He did go through several "beautiful" and several "not so beautiful" phases in his life. And it wasn't all biological decline like most of us. In some of his later years, he was even more handsome than when he was a youth. We can all learn something from him....

He's a hell of a lot hotter than the REAL "Julian Bond".... But $25,000???? LMAO....I love typo's...or insane escorts...either way...it's funny!

One more motherfucker lists Tristan Bladwin and I'm gonna start kicking some ass. No one ever told me he was an amazing kisser...but somehow everyone but me knew! You're all assholes...I've always avoided hiring him because he's a top.... Grin

Wow...I'm a little surprised by some of the names above. Not because I have contrary personal experiences..... In truth I've only hired one....and yes he's an outstanding kisser. It just I didn't perceive of them as great kissers..... I will need make sampling the above list a new priority. My vote goes to a very recent hire.....SantiagoL I think we kissed for 4 hours straight before either one of use even removed our pants. He was that good! It takes a DAMN good kisser... to make me forget about fucking for 4 hours...grin

I agree. He has potential to become a hot "daddy".....but a DILF?...not so much. Unfortunately, I'd bet that statement would be painful for him to hear. Ahhh....the essence of growing up....learning to accept who we are!

Why exactly did we resurrect a 3 year old thread looking for Jewish Escorts? Have you people ever heard about a teeny tiny little country called....ISRAEL? There are lots and lots of Jews there...and some of them are even gay escorts! Planes leave every day from JFK. If that's you thing....just hop a flight to the "promised land"!

Here's a working link for Uriel....https://rentmen.com/SantiagoL I guess he's SantiagoL now....that's fine by me!

Yeah strange. It worked yesterday...guess I ruined it for the rest of you....grin

Trip report. I broke escort hiring rule #23 and decided to "go rogue" (God Sarah Palin ruined a great term). I hired https://rentmen.com/Uriel site unseen and without any recommendations for an overnight in Chcago....he's real...and very very fun! Sometimes it's exciting to sail in unchartered waters.....there are some real gems hidden out there! (Newbies....do as I say and not as I do....never hire an overnight blind)

If I could get Juan to serve me tea in that cup, inside a snow covered tea house in a remote part of Japan....I could die a happy man!

Juan, As always, your words are inspiring, beautiful and well written. When I read your post this morning I was sitting at breakfast looking out at the Atlantic and making peace with the Ocean before me. Your very simple statement struck deep. Thank you! "And the ones that can know you so well Are the ones, that can swallow you whole I have a good and I have an evil I thought the ocean, the ocean thought nothing You are the welcoming back from the ocean" Dar Williams "The Ocean"

God it drives me insane....when beefy tops....with dark features...post beautiful ass shots..... Sooooo cruel....

"Walk on..... Don't just stand there in the storm.... Walk towards the light till you find the sun.... Don't you ever break your stride... Walk on!"

OK. Desperate times call for desperate measures.... Willing to compromise and go for a great massage...... Any 411 on TJ?.... https://www.massagem4m.com/gay-massage-chicago/sulldog2/ or Kevin?..... https://www.massagem4m.com/gay-massage-chicago/kev2revu/

Well. That helps shorten the list considerably. jjteck says you don't look like your pics and two others say you're a crappy hire? I know better than to bet against those odds.......

I can't find a reference to Chris Hardy on jjteck site. Closest I came was: Chris Braiser - Chicago (formerly Atlanta).....is that the same guy? http://jawjateck.tumblr.com/post/99317066397/chris-braiseratlanta Ahh....I did a little detective work. It seems it is the same guy. To save others the trouble, jjteck felt his pics were outdated and his body in real life didn't live up to the pics.

Shameless bump.... Thanks guys! Narrowed it down to: https://rentmen.com/ChrisHardy https://rentmen.com/Uriel Was seriously into: https://rentmen.com/ShaneFrost but I really hate it when people flake and don't show up. Any more info is appreciated.

You know...sometimes bodybuilders look VERY different in their "off season"...... grin

Ok Kids. Duty calls...first trip to the the Windy City in over 20 years...... I've helped your Midwestern asses out in NYC for over 2 decades....now it's time to return the favor.... Need a beefy escort who's a nice guy...and who can take a pounding. Men of interest include: https://rentmen.com/JoshParkside https://rentmen.com/Geoffreypaine https://rentmen.com/ChrisHardy - god I love the dog pic...think he'll bring him if I pay extra? https://rentmen.com/builtboy https://rentmen.com/CoryTaylor - not beefy...but damn cute tight body https://rentmen.com/ShaneFrost https://rentmen.com/Uriel - he had me with the photo with his cell # on his chest Any help or other suggestions would be appreciated.

I set up an appointment with him a few months ago.... Only got vague one word replies by text but we agreed to a time. Then he stopped responding 30 minutes before we were supposed to meet. In my experience, when someone "hot" has been advertising for a more than a few weeks, and NO ONE responds to a 411....it means they're a fake and no one on here wants to admit that they got scammed. YMMV.

I'm sad to say I didn't get this joke until the refrigerator post.... But Nerds make my dick hard!