Vegas_Millennial

Grindr In Puerto Vallarta's Romantic Zone, look for Grindr profiles with the 💆emoji, then offer a price for massage and penetration at your hotel room. When you find a winner, keep his number for future visits.

PA out for oral (not worth losing a tooth over), but in for anal. May tear the condom, so prepare to be bread

I spent 3 weeks in Puerto Vallarta over Christmas and New Year's. I had a massage every day. Prices ranged from: Low end (but not always guaranteed a Happy Ending): Advertised 700 pesos ($35 US) for 1 hour massage; I would give them 1000 pesos ($50 US) total including tip at the end of they have me a good massage and Happy Ending. Happy endings varied from hand jobs, to oral, to fingering Mid range: 600 pesos ($30 US) for 30 minute upper body or lower body massage in a chair on the gay beach. Out in the open, so nothing sensual; but, damn it feels nice to have your muscles worked on while facing the ocean, having drinks delivered to you, and watching gorgeous men in speedos walk by! High end, but guaranteed sex: I would offer 1500-2000 pesos ($75-100 US) to massuers to come to my hotel room and give massage and bareback sex. Did this several times with several great guys. I usually wanted 2 hours and offered 3000-4000 pesos ($150-200 US) pesos for 2 hour massage and bareback penetration. Very high end: Strippers and RentMen ask 4000 pesos ($200 US). While they're nice to look at, in my experience the RentMen don't give a good massage, and the Strippers won't offer anal. I do have a regular stripper who works at 69 who will come by my hotel room on his way to work, and let me give him a blowjob for 700 pesos ($35 US), but I won't book a full hour with him because I've tried it and he just doesn't do it for me. He looks good, he gives great lap dances, but he's just not a massuer or escort.

For Super Bowl Sunday, I'll be boarding the Vacaya all gay Caribbean cruise that afternoon

Don't be too disheartened. That sounds about right. I, too, have maxed my Roth IRA contributions for 22 years, and the balance is bouncing around $215K right now (was $240K at start of 2022, $195K at end of 2022). That means you have been averaging about 8% per year net of fees... Around average for 20 years. Some could achieve higher averages north of 10% if they were as knowledgeable and active as @Kevin Slater, but many investors achieve less than 5% because they get scared and sell when the market falls, and wait until it goes up before buying again. The nice thing is... Even if you don't add to it or change your investments, your $225K should be $500K when you're 50 and $1M when you're 60. And that's all TAX FREE for just being patient and waiting and not having to work or actively manage it. But I agree with @Kevin Slater, know what you're invested in. Start with an s&p500 index fund, which means you'll know you're invested in the 500 largest companies in the United States. When you feel like learning more about investing in middle and small sized companies, then branch out and invest in funds for those. TIP: Before you invest in any fund, ask to read its "Prospectus". The Prospectus for a mutual fund is like a Syllabus for a college class... It tells you what to expect. You wouldn't continue in a college course without reading the syllabus on the first day, so you shouldn't invest in a mutual fund without reading its Prospectus.

I think retirement accounts are like my government pension... It's not going to make you rich, but it will keep you from being poor

Agree 💯 This was my same first impression when I visited Johnson's when they first opened. I think Spunk at the Monster Bar in New York City took notice, and have installed tablets in each booth with timers showing the $ owed in real time like a taxi meter, with a rate of $20 per 5 minutes (better deal than $20/song, since most songs are 3 minutes on average). I was originally put off by the idea, but once I experienced it I loved it! No more trying to listen to songs while receiving a lap dance to make sure the dancer isn't scamming me. But at Johnson's, that's never been a problem anyway

I rarely tip a self-employed massuer or escort. The exceptions being if they're both (1) underpriced for the market and (2) provided an outstanding above-average memorable experience. Even then, I usually leave a small tip ($40?) but ask to book again immediately (a few days later if traveling, or a few weeks later if at home) to let them know I fancy their service. I have never had a problem scheduling a repeat service with a provider to whom I only paid advertised rate with no gratituity.

I read somewhere that, statistically, salary for men peaks at age 38 adjusted for inflation. For women, it's sometime in their 40s. The best financial decisions are made at age 53.

I was told sitting Indian style is also called "Butterfly Style"

I was in YMCA Indian Guides. I fear that the next generation will not have the knowledge and respect for American Indian customs and values that were once revered, but instead come to view the group only as a marginalized minority with no knowledge of their rich history or values

Unfortunately, brothels are outlawed in the "progressive" blue counties of Nevada, which includes Clark County where Las Vegas is. Clark County is bigger than the entire state of New Jersey! So, the nearest legal brothels have to be in the rural red counties, which happen to be 50-100 miles from Las Vegas.

My 3 buckets: 1. Roth retirement accounts. Tax free withdrawals. Invested 90% stocks and 10% bonds, through low fee mutual funds. High risk but high reward. This bucket is for long term play money. 2. Pension. Subject to taxes. Indexed to inflation. Replaces my current income from retirement until death. No survivor benefit. Automatically raises with inflation each year. This bucket is for daily living expenses. It's stable and prodictable. 3. Real estate. Right now I rent out rooms in my house. I like this arrangement better than renting out an entire house. I may not always go this, but it's nice to have. I travel a lot, so having a housemate I trust who pays rent be there to watch the place while I'm away is a nice feeling.

Back to topic...

I plan to spend more money each year in retirement than I do while I'm working. I assume that when I retire (1) I'll have more time to spend on hobbies and travel and (2) I'll have an older body so I won't be getting as much mutually recreational sex for free. Therefore, I have been maximizing contributions to Roth retirement accounts every year since age 17, knowing that it costs more to be old than young. When I retire at 45, my net pension after taxes will be slightly greater than my net working income after taxes and after retirement savings. My mortgage will be paid off by then, but I'll start to be responsible for my own healthcare premiums which I anticipate will be about half of my current monthly mortgage. So, I'll have slightly more discretionary income when retired at 45 than I do now working at 40. My pension will raise automatically with inflation. This assumes I do not begin a 2nd career part-time after retirement at 45, even though I probably will. When I'm 60, I'll start withdrawing 5% of my Roth retirement funds each year. My retirement funds, together with pension, will almost double my current net income when adjusted for inflation. I am not going to follow the more conservative 4% withdrawal rule for retirement accounts because I am comfortable with a 75% chance of not outliving my retirement savings instead of 90%, given that I will still have my pension. I want to spend all my money before I die! No use leaving good stripper money in the bank.

That happened to me too. I was an anal virgin until then... Had not been in anyone's ass or vice versa until then. I was using a glory hole and something felt different and tighter than usual. I pulled out and looked and lo and behold it was an ass. It scared me and I ran out of there.

Their website lists dates from this past October, and Google Maps have reviews from this past summer.

If I am in any city with a male strip club, I make it a point to patronize the business if only to keep them open and hopefully stir demand for even more. There are so few as it is.

Google Maps has reviews as recently as 4 and 6 months ago. I plan on visiting Amsterdam for my first time in August, and was hoping to patronize it.

On the contrary my friend. Nevada has legalized brothels in our red counties. Active legal prostitutes have served in the state legislature as red representatives. Unfortunately as our state turned from red to blue, the crackdown on prostitution has increased and the laws are becoming more restrictive.

I didn't know these were jokes. They're just true stories. One can serve in the Senate and still be a horrible driver. Our local state assemblywomen was tired of waiting in traffic, so she pulled out in between the cones and swerved around concrete barricades into blocked off lanes and into the construction area until her car fell into an open pit. She thought she didn't have to follow the same rules of the road as the general public because she was an elected members of the legislature. Then she unsuccessfully sued the local government for not having better barricades around the open trench in the middle of a closed-off section of road.

Great catch. I wonder what he was charging for massage when he was 14 (sarcasm)

I've had a few successful dates, and many successful hookups, with men I've met on the dating apps. But I am not going to spend my days making small chat with a profile of someone I've never met in person. So, after I make a connection with someone on an app with someone who wants to meet for a potential friendship/relationship , I'll tell them I'll be at such and such gay bar tomorrow at whatever time in case they want to meet. While I've never had any takers, I've hit homeruns with the men I ended up meeting at the bar when I went anyway.

And yet here you were concerned that other members on this forum have figured out who you are and that they merely live in the same city as you. I would definitely avoid selling videos of your sexual activity on OnlyFans if you're this concerned about privacy.

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