Ludo

I have two pet peeves:

Do not try to wipe my cum off my cock with toilet paper. We all learned this was dumb when we were first jerking off. Don't.
If you're going to step away to grab something (a warm, wet rag perhaps?) then just say something and don't be gone for more than 45 seconds.

Hopefully he's getting some attitude adjustment therapy, which was badly needed

I understand what you're saying- but that's not really what I'm talking about. I imagine escorts have sex with a LOT of people they aren't attracted to. Then again- I've read a lot of reviews on here about escorts and masseurs who don't come through with services advertised or aren't as playful as the client expects which could be indicative of some lack of attraction. I read a quote from a porn actor who basically said he doesn't think every guy he fucks is hot, and most of them are not his type, but money gives him a boner.

But I AM a dickhead.
 
After all, you are what you eat.
 
I guess that makes me an asshole, too....

Looks like he is, otherwise he'd be here blowing it up.

New one is shut down too? Ugh, You must be so frustrated!

New one is shut down too? Ugh, You must be so frustrated!

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

Since my original post says nothing about the bait you're trying to throw, I have to assume you're a dickhead for other reasons.

New one is shut down too? Ugh, You must be so frustrated!

That has nothing to do with what @Ludo was saying in his OP

New one is shut down too? Ugh, You must be so frustrated!

My experience with James was likely one of the worst massage experiences I have ever had. I will stay short of giving a review, but will provide these highlights:

the house is at the end of a sketchy street which felt a bit unsafe
upon entry the house was pretty dark, what little light was available showed a total mess and the place stunk of weed
he took photos of my feet and legs (and who knows what else?) with his phone while I was unaware (allegedly for "comparison to show how great his technique is")
he told me it was $50 extra for him to work nude, but he was a sweaty, chubby mess with zero ability to get an erection
he would not stop talking the entire time, mostly about how awesome he was, and sort of making digs about my body "if you want to lose weight you could..."

I expect this is gonna blow up because he seems to be very argumentative on this board, but facts are facts.

My experience with James was likely one of the worst massage experiences I have ever had. I will stay short of giving a review, but will provide these highlights:

the house is at the end of a sketchy street which felt a bit unsafe
upon entry the house was pretty dark, what little light was available showed a total mess and the place stunk of weed
he took photos of my feet and legs (and who knows what else?) with his phone while I was unaware (allegedly for "comparison to show how great his technique is")
he told me it was $50 extra for him to work nude, but he was a sweaty, chubby mess with zero ability to get an erection
he would not stop talking the entire time, mostly about how awesome he was, and sort of making digs about my body "if you want to lose weight you could..."

I expect this is gonna blow up because he seems to be very argumentative on this board, but facts are facts.

Certainly very glossy!

I'm a pro at injecting erotic energy... by which I mean cum. LOL

He's totally legit and also a very notable photographer.

Whoa. That's some shit right there. Definitely supports the @Jameslamassage is @MisterMike theory. Aggressive. Alpha. Diatribe. Check. Check. Check.

Whoa. That's some shit right there. Definitely supports the @Jameslamassage is @MisterMike theory. Aggressive. Alpha. Diatribe. Check. Check. Check.

Whoa. That's some shit right there. Definitely supports the @Jameslamassage is @MisterMike theory. Aggressive. Alpha. Diatribe. Check. Check. Check.

Lol

I am getting that shit put on a throwpillow. Hilarious shit right there.

That's the thing- there was no erotic element. Just a bolt out of the blue. So weird.

dude, public-ass... didn't start the thread, ludo did. PA basically told ludo to see a psych. I actually agree with Kenny here.

p_a goes after posters non-stop. In this instance, without provocation, he actually told someone to get professional help for a fantasized psychological disorder — “A good psychologist may help you overcome your fear of intimacy” — which, yes, is offensive.
 
And doubly so because the unsolicited advice is based on a fallacy.