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Me too! Sean Xavier and Mister Mister are the best chocolate kissers! Oh wait you meant the candy. Sorry!

How old is this pic? When was the last time you saw someone wearing shorts with a slit up the sides? [2 actually - the girl in the background is wearing a blue pair] very 70's if you ask me. Not surprising considering the source is NBC news!

#1 is the kind of shaved, plucked, jacked, artificial looking automaton that does nothing for me and the video is quite possibly the most boring j/o video I have ever seen. #2 is way hotter and more natural looking and I don't think his dick looks fake or enhanced at all. P.S. While I was looking at these vids I scrolled down and clicked on this - https://www.xvideos.com/video25743589/novinho_pauzudo_dustin_zito_mtv_batendo_uma_na_frente_do_irmao Amazingly cute and hung guy. Says he is Dustin from MTV but I don't know what his connection is and I don't have time to check now but he sure has the goods! Edit (Monday) The video linked above must be very old. He's 33 now. He was on the real world Las Vegas a decade ago and his gay porn work was even before that as it was the subject of some drama on the show. Claims to be straight. Hasn't done much since TRW except occasional appearances on other reality shows. Has rather uninteresting twitter and Instagram pages that are not often updated. Was arrested for battery in 2013. No mention anywhere in the mainstream press in the 5 minutes I spent searching him of his impressive phallus.

You're looking at this from the perspective of a reasonable, smart, sweet seeming guy. That puts you in the minority among providers on RM. When I get quoted an astronomical rate from some RM newbie with no reviews on any respectable source I just reply with a curt no thanks. If they can't figure out why they aren't long for the business anyway. P.S. and you'd be surprised how many catty, nasty, and outright hostile responses I get just doing that.

Ur so sweet. See you soon I hope.

That being the case I'll continue to eat real burgers and just buy some carbon credits! :p:p:p

If you will be within walking distance of the train station (or willing to pick him up) then [uSER=12155]@Dominiking[/uSER] would probably come to see you. He came to see me a few weeks ago and I'm even further out than that. He will make you very happy. You can PM him on this forum.

There is a great movie that spoofs this brilliantly. In Coffee Date (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_Date) the protagonist works in an office with a bunch of gossipy women, all of whom think he is gay. The plot has a number of twists that I won't go into but at one point he gets so frustrated that he yells "DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS OFFICE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN DISCUSS MY SEX LIFE?!?!" Hilarious! Highly recommended.

Is he Gungan? MeSA very sorry for bad joke.

Anyone on the forum verify that it is really him? I noticed he has a new phone number (red flag) and his online persona seems to have changed subtly. Less refined I would say. And he has had fakes using his pics before. Just curious.

Another funny story (sorry this thread is bringing back all kinds of embarrassing memories). This happened about 8 years ago, different apartment, something wrong with bathroom faucet. I called landlord and asked him to have a look, told him I would be at work and to let himself in. I forgot that the valve to turn off the water in the bathroom was on the wall opposite the bathroom in my bedroom closet where I kept..... THE SAME PORN COLLECTION I MENTIONED IN THE ABOVE THREAD!!!! I didn't realize the embarrassing gaffe I had made until I got home. He definitely saw it cuz he had to move it out of the way to access the valve. Anyway the problem was fixed. He said nothing. I said nothing. It was never mentioned the rest of the time I lived there (about 2 1/2 years).

Another funny story - about 15 years ago my apartment was burglarized. I really didn't have anything worth stealing which must have been extremely frustrating for the perps. Anyway while ransacking the place they stumbled on my gay porn collection and, as if to mock me, they proceeded to pile it in a neat stack right by the front door so I could see it as soon as I came in. I felt that was adding insult to injury. I moved it all out of sight before I called the police. When they asked me if I had touched / moved anything I said no!

AND be sure not to let anyone use your phone unless you delete your browsing history first. Whenever I type the letter "R" on my search engine it automatically fills in RENTMEN.COM Thankfully these days most everyone has a phone of their own.

One of my fave toys as a kid...........

I was at the beach yesterday. So many hot guys! It was up and down all afternoon! (Mostly up though!) Sadly none were interested in me. Very frustrating.

I saw him once last year when he was going by a different name. I presume its the same guy. Unfortunately not a good experience, very rushed. Not planning to repeat. Too bad cuz he is just as smoking hot as his pics. Beautiful big cock. Very poor English. Difficult to communicate with.

He often does this to gauge interest. He has family in the airline industry and can pretty much travel anywhere at a moments notice. If you want him to come to your city text him and let him know.

I was joking; referring to the character from Fawlty Towers. You're probably a little too young to get the reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwcHq-vJPdE

Lobster ravioli with vodka cream sauce!

That 'stache is cheesier than a slice of Wisconsin Limburger! I had a better one at 13! Nice body though.

Personally I find the Charmin commercials with this bear family talking about how clean their asses are disgusting! Great job by their ad gency. Bring back Mr. Whipple!

Add this guy to the list. Total woof! Anyone know anything? Though I think most of you guys wouldn't hire him. Says he's from "chez republican". Must be a French conservative! Oh yeah the link: https://rent.men/AdianBelami

Thank God @Mo Mason didn't take your advice. I don't think 311 works in Michigan! Can you imagine if he did? Waiting and waiting for someone to pick up! Reminds me of that joke Tommy Lasorda used to tell when the Dodgers weren't doing to well - I called suicide prevention; they put me on hold! If anyone is feeling depressed right now put on TBD channel. They're showing a marathon of Kitten Love. Adorably cute!

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