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Hey guys--if you're in California and into serious muscle, Michael Lynn is coming your way. He's an IFBB pro bodybuilder, a trained masseur, and open to muscle worship. He’s not on these forums, so I offered to let my fellow muscle-obsessives know that he’ll be in San Francisco Tuesday 1/28, and in San Diego Thursday 1/30-Sunday 2/2. I see him pretty regularly here in NYC, and in addition to being huge and ripped, he gives an awesome massage, and he's an exceptionally nice guy. More about him (and contact info) on his website: http://www.michaellynnstaystrong.com/home. (Email is [email protected]). His Instagram (mikelynnifbbpro) has his most recent pictures: 25 years of non-stop training behind him, and looking absolutely phenomenal these days. Tell him you saw his friend EJ’s post on the M4M Forum.

Hey guys—I usually appreciate when providers visit my RM profile and/or reach out to me, even if that outreach is a “form letter.” But there is one provider who shows up in my RM inbox or Who Saw Me list like every. damn. day. He’s not being creepy or menacing; but he seems unable to take non-response for an answer; and I’m reluctant to engage since he’s pretty thoroughly NOT what I look for in a hire. Would you: 1) block him? 2) gently suggest he direct his outreach elsewhere? He can’t have read my profile, or he’d presumably know that we wouldn’t be a good match. Thoughts?

Hope he makes it up to NYC—wooooof!

Your avatar is on steroids, btw. Just sayin’.

Bingo—good detective work, Gymowner! Fuuuuuck, he’s hot.

Buddylisted! He’ll be in NYC in mid-February.

Does the escort have a generally good command of English? If he’s not a native speaker, I wonder if he might have confused “bad review” with “bad reputation.” Not terribly flattering either way, I guess; but if he’s acting on vague rumor/hearsay rather than a posted review, in your position I might ask him for details.

Mike is amazing. I’m trying to arrange my third meet-up for this weekend. He gives a very competent and relaxing massage, which segues gradually into steamier muscle-worship and other, more primal activities. Hot Hot Hot!

Sorry, guys—my travel schedule got changed, and I never did meet Darius.

Ayfun‘s Rent.Men ad disappeared before I had a chance to hire him, the hot little fucker. ?

I’ve had good experiences with the following NYC regulars: https://rent.men/Avidar https://rentmen.eu/JustinHerring/#platinum https://rentmen.eu/Russ_NYC https://rentmen.eu/MuscleVIP These guys are often in NYC, but not always, so if you happen to coincide, DON’T HESITATE: https://rentmen.eu/Aaron_lazzaro https://rentmen.eu/Christianpowerx

Hmmm. Claims to have an 11-inch schlong, but no pix, so there’s that. As for the wristwatches, some guys get off on big watches, and he might be playing to that audience. Or maybe it’s a fetish of his?

Woof! But frankly—and maybe this is just my advanced age—if he looks younger in person, I’d be slightly creeped out. Because he looks like an uber-hot teenager now as it is ...

Thanks for all the feedback, guys—informative and entertaining, as always! I gave my guy a couple benjamins and a card, and that seemed to go over well.

Well, his ad is on the run, anyway!

Dayum. I won’t be in LA until February, hope he sticks around until then!

LOL. She uses a “foil razor” like this one: https://www.amazon.com/Andis-17150-Profoil-Lithium/dp/B00TOUU700/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1AGZM2V5AKWV4&keywords=andis+shaver&qid=1576898373&sprefix=andis%2Caps%2C154&sr=8-3. But for the past year I’ve been using one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Skull-Shaver-851441006898-Pitbull-Silver/dp/B07KPM3PZJ/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1ZDK1YFP7Y76Y&keywords=skull+shaver+pitbull&qid=1576898575&sprefix=skull+shaver%2Caps%2C199&sr=8-3 You’re the best judge of how good a job it does on my head ...!

Oh, har-har-har! ?

It’s holiday time, and I’ve got cards and cash ready for the cleaning lady, the apartment super, my trainer, and the lady who shaves my head—and this year, for the first time, my regular fuck-buddy-for-hire. Anybody else give an annual tip to a regular? Suggestions about amounts?

My regular guy, who I see every couple of weeks, started saying “I love you” recently. I talked with him about what that meant to me (and didn’t mean), and I now feel comfortable saying “I love you” back. Even if this were not a business transaction, I don’t want to marry him; we have a raucus, hot AF good time whenever we meet, I know a fair amount about his personal life, and he about mine; and I do care about him; but our lives and interests don’t intersect enough for a full-on romantic relationship, even if we were both inclined—which we honestly are not. In this case, “I love you” on both sides—mine, anyway—is not so much romance, as bromance. Sex with him is awesome, and I LOVE him for what he does for me, and to me; but I also admire him, and I respect what he does and the thorough professionalism and generosity he brings to escorting and his other side hustles. I hope he feels the same way about me—he certainly treats me as if he does!

As a customer, it’s always a hotter and more intense sensual/sexual session if I feel I’m giving pleasure as well as getting it, so definitely the “casual experience, totally mutual enjoyment” scenario for me.

Oh gosh, how awful! Such a sweet guy, I always looked forward to seeing him.

I haven’t been in touch with him for a while, but his RM profile is still up, tho expired: https://rent.men/BigC/. He may just be taking a break. The last time he posted on his IG account was September 28.

He lists kissing and oral, which is plenty of intercourse for me ...