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Thinking of you, @mike carey... CHART YOUR FART We all fart! Some more than others! Some louder than others? Some smellier than others! And some funnier than others! Project launched 15th November 2024 In 2021, 60% of Australians reported to us that they experienced excessive flatulence. This got us thinking, what is a ‘normal’ amount of farts per day? Dietary change is frequently a catalyst for gut changes such as increased gas production as our gut adapts. The Chart Your Fart app is designed to better understand the flatulence patterns and concerns of Australians as part of our public-led research in the area of health and wellbeing. So essentially, we want to know about your farting habits. We are looking for Australians aged 14 years and over to provide 3 days of flatulence data (inclusive of 1 weekend day). For more information check out the participant information sheet. You can download the “Chart Your Fart” app from the App Store on your iPhone or Google Play for Android. Follow the instructions and get ready to chart your farts! If this sounds like fun? Then REGISTER to be a member of our citizen science community and we will notify you when we launch more exciting science for you to be involved with or send us some of your own ideas at [email protected]. Otherwise, stay tuned to this website and we will update you. Source: https://research.csiro.au/cshw/projects/chart-your-fart/ oh shit.wav cow crap.wav What's happening hot stuff.wav what the hell r u doing.wav what is it that you do do.wav toilet flush.wav Fat Bottom Girls.wav

So of course, all this shit happens right before the deadline for switching Medicare plans on Saturday, although another three month period Opens up January 1. I have actually never had any major problems with them and my plan had just been to stay with them, but I'm thinking I should at least look at other companies once the deadline has passed and if I decide it's worth changing to another one, I can always do that in January and the coverage with the new company would start in February.

in case anyone's been jonesing for the full version of the theme...

Let's just say there are alternate theories.

Jackie's hubby is going to play Alexander Hamilton in an episode of GHOSTS.

Or perhaps he's a diabolical mastermind (as Steed & Mrs. Peel would've said) who didn't do those things so he'd look like an amateur and throw the cops off the scent.

I saw Paper Moon and A Touch of Class as a double feature there with my aunt.*** Housing lottery launches for 60 units at Trylon Tower in Rego Park, rent starts at $828 – QNS QNS.COM New York City has launched a housing lottery for 60 units at Trylon Tower, a 16-story residential... ***Paper Moon was a preview. Another memorable double feature I saw in Queens in that era was Same Time, Next Year with a preview of The Champ at a nearly-empty Continental Theater during a snowstorm. Also, when I was a young'n, the theater across the street from me showed The Groove Tube with Kentucky Fried Movie. But my mother saw the best double feature at the second-run Drake Theater... Ordinary People and American Gigolo! She said she was glad Ordinary People was shown first because she wasn't sure she'd have waited if she'd had to sit through American Gigolo first.

So of course I have a normal person's reaction... How does this affect my insurance? UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in midtown Manhattan APPLE.NEWS The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law...

He's gone blond.

I assume you meant allergic to absolutely nothing... AND you still take walks regularly. Long live @marylander1940!

I don't like mayo or ketchup (although I like ketchup baked onto the top of a meatloaf) so I eat french fries plain, unlike the freaks in Europe, who like them with mayo and the freaks in this country who like them with ketchup.

Dear Abby: My husband and I have a beautiful soon-to-be 2- year-old daughter. Before her birth, my parents and his all were eagerly awaiting her arrival and discussing their plans for what life as new grandparents would be. We just “knew” they would be involved so much it would drive us crazy. Instead, it’s the opposite! My parents work 40-plus hours a week and care for my 5-year-old half-brother, who was recently diagnosed with autism. Naturally, I have to cut them some slack. HOW NOBLE OF YOU! His parents, on the other hand, aren’t workaholics. They spend their time doing things like spending a couple of weeks on the lake, taking scuba lessons and participating in a quilting club. They tell us about their fun, then ask how our daughter is. (They haven’t seen her in weeks.) I know the role of a grandparent has changed. They are getting a taste of freedom from raising children. However, they are not free child care to me. They are my FAMILY, and I wanted to see all those plans they had for her before she was born realized. I am writing this because my parents have just announced they won’t be able to get off work for her birthday party. They knew it was coming, and I know it was possible for them to plan a work around for the party. I’m heartbroken. AND STUPID AND INSENSITIVE I feel like we are raising our daughter all alone, with no help from family. I’m angry that they are missing out on this wonderful little person and consider other things more important than their grandchild. Am I holding too high a standard for them? YES! Is it wrong that I’m miffed at this? YES! — Alone in Illinois Dear Alone: Feelings are neither right nor wrong. I won’t judge you for having them. But YOURS ARE STUPID AND INSENSITIVE, SO ask yourself whether your anger is useful or a detriment to your relationship with your parents and in-laws. Your parents are caring for a child with disabilities, in addition to their full-time jobs. Resenting them for not attending a 2-year-old’s birthday party is a waste of your energy. STUPID AND OVERLY SENSITIVE. Your in-laws, regardless of what they said during your pregnancy, appear to be more centered on themselves than on their grandchild. TOTALLY UNCARING ASSWIPES. Regrettable? Yes. But rather than dwell on it, accept it for what it is and move on. KILL THEM AFTER FIRST MAKING SURE YOU & SONNY BOY INHERIT EVERYTHING. Dear Abby: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. He made a resolution to go on a diet and cut out sweets. However, I have noticed that my chocolates have been going missing. We live alone, and I’m not sure whether to call him out to help keep him accountable or remain quiet in order to keep the peace. — Well-meaning Wife Dear Wife: OK, so your husband took the pledge and seems to have lapsed. My question is, is he still losing weight, or has he hit a plateau? If he’s losing — albeit more slowly, look the other way. If he isn’t, then “casually” comment (with a smile) that your chocolates seem to be disappearing faster than you can consume them, but do NOT assume the role of the food LACE THE CHOCOLATES WITH RAT POISON THEN SPEND YOUR LIFE ON THE RUN FROM THE police BUT HAVING ALL YOUR CHOCOLATES FOR YOURSELF.

It ends next week. It's a shame, but what an enjoyable little gem it has been.

THIS MIGHT QUALIFY: $3M Conn. mansion engulfed in flames on Thanksgiving as residents fry turkey in garage isn't there cookware one could use as opposed to risking overcooking by setting the place ablaze?

DEAR ABBY: I was recently invited for a long weekend at my friend’s new home in South Carolina. She has wanted me to come there to visit ever since she purchased it. I offered to come down, but then I sprained my ankle, and it still has not healed. My friend then told me her daughter and son-in-law will be there with their two young children. She said we can babysit her grandchildren while I’m there when her daughter and son-in-law go out. I told her I don’t want to go down there to babysit. I have no children and do not enjoy babysitting. She used to do this to me before she moved. Now she’s upset that I won’t help her. What should I do? — NOT INTERESTED IN THE SOUTH DEAR NOT INTERESTED: What you do is this: Repeat to IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, SNEAK DOWN TO THE HOME OF your manipulative friend that your ankle is still healing, it is difficult to get around and you are unable to chase after young children. Tell her that when you are better you would love to see her place and visit one on one. Then stick to your guns. AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND. DEAR ABBY: I am a male singer and guitarist who has been playing in small local venues most of my life. My new duo partner is a nice person and decent multi-instrumentalist. The problem is that he cannot — and should not — sing, though he believes he is a fine vocalist. His new girlfriend recently confided to me that she feels he shouldn’t sing because it is damaging to our joint reputation and to my own as a musician. She doesn’t know how to tell him or whether she should. I don’t know how to tell him either without risking our partnership, although at this point, any gigs we acquire will be one-offs because of the poor vocal performance that will result. Over the years, I have failed auditions and learned from constructive criticism. Should I tell him or try to dissolve our duo gently? — OLD CANADIAN ROCKER DEAR ROCKER: Your relationship with this partner isn’t social; it is business. He is in denial about his limited abilities. Bursting his bubble by enlightening him that his singing is holding you back will not endear you to him. It would be best to dissolve the partnership KILL THE BASTARD as kindly as you can and find a replacement. DEAR ABBY: My parents are starting to get older and have a number of health issues. I am one of three children now in our 40s. My parents got an attorney to write their will and have cut one child out completely. They decided to give another child two-thirds of their estate while leaving me with only one-third. They claim the reason is that my sister will be responsible for their health when and if they get to that point. We aren’t talking about lots of money, but I don’t know what I should do. — NOT THE FAVORITE IN MICHIGAN DEAR NOT THE FAVORITE GREEDY, SPOILED TWAT: What you should do is accept your parents’ reasoning, as well as their generosity, and not argue about it. Be grateful, because doing otherwise will get you nowhere. KILL YOURSELF AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 16 years, together for 22. He’s the love of my life, my sunshine and roses. He’s a great husband and an even better father. You are probably wondering why on earth I’m writing to you. Well, his teeth are disgusting. They are stained, chipped and just gross. He is overcoming some self-esteem issues regarding his weight. He has lost a good bit, and I’m super proud of him, but how do I say, “Great job! But there’s still something wrong with you”? For the record, his weight means nothing to me. I never pushed him to be “slim” or “buff,” but rather to be healthy and have enough stamina to keep up with our kids and get off the CPAP machine. Money and the dental expenses aren’t an issue, but he would rather spend extra money doing fun things as a family, making memories and having adventures, which is great. I just wish he could have a nice smile while doing it. Advice? — NOT QUITE PERFECT IN OHIO DEAR NOT QUITE: Because your husband’s teeth are a turn-off, you are going to have to address the problem. Wait until he is at or near his goal weight, then tell him that although you adore him, you would find him more kissable if he would deal with his dental issue. Tell him that putting it off may make the problem more difficult to fix. Your family dentist may be able to help or refer him to a good cosmetic dentist. WITHHOLD SEX UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT… OR BUY A GUN… DEAR ABBY: I’ve been with my husband for 10 years. For a long time, I didn’t decorate our house because I didn’t want to spend the money. But for the last few years, I’ve spent many hours poring over Pinterest. I LOVE interior decorating and know exactly how I want each room of the house to look. The problem is my husband. I once tried to buy a new shower curtain. It was a huge debacle because he didn’t like the one I’d chosen. Abby, I have done my homework. How do I convince my husband to give me free rein in decorating? I’m afraid every paint color and every piece of furniture is going to be an argument, and I’m so discouraged I don’t even try. We’ve had the same curtains, bedding and dining room table for years, and our house is very ugly. Should I just start making changes without consulting him? Should I sit him down and talk to him? Is it fair of me to not take his preferences into account? — FRUSTRATED CREATIVE DEAR FRUSTRATED: By all means, discuss this with your husband before making any changes. Under no circumstances should you make any without consulting him. It would be extremely unfair to ignore his opinion. Some compromises will have to be made. The least contentious way to accomplish this would be with the help of a professional decorator who can take both your preferences into account and help you to blend them. TO WITHHOLD SEX UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT… OR BUY A GUN… Dear Abby: How do I handle an elderly aunt who has a gambling problem? I live in a town with casinos. She lives in another state four hours away. She calls me often to ask to stay with me, and if I am traveling, she asks to use my house, etc. A year ago, she called me to help her get excluded from gambling in the state where she lives because she was out of control. She can no longer gamble where she lives, cannot afford a hotel to go to towns with a casino and sees me as her gambling getaway. I have explained that I have a roommate, and my place is small. I have no interest in someone who spends hours at a craps table coming into my home (I’m health conscious), and I flat out cannot accommodate her as a guest. She won’t give up! Is my only option to end communication with her? — Not Betting on Her Dear Not Betting: Screening her calls is one option. The other is to keep repeating your mantra that you cannot accommodate her because you have a roommate and your place is too small. Then encourage her to find another hobby. If you do, she may stop asking you and look for another enabler. YES, DUMB ASS! Dear Abby: I’m in middle school and part of a large friend group. I have one friend, “Kaleigh,” who completely changed last year because of the influence of another girl. Kaleigh started saying inappropriate things and talking only about boys. She never did that before she became “best friends” with the other girl. It has ruined both of their reputations. I can’t decide if I should confront them and, if I did, what to say. I don’t want either of them to be mad at me. We have had arguments before, and it ends up bad for the group when anyone gets into an argument with them. They also frequently get into arguments with each other, and somehow the whole group gets involved. This has been going on for a year, and it has put a strain on the group. I don’t know if I can handle more of this. I am not sure they will be easy to reason with if I confront them. What should I do? — More Drama in Tennessee Dear More Drama: You stated that you are part of a large friend group. You can’t “save” or change Kaleigh, and telling her she is ruining her reputation may come across as jealousy. Rather than confront them, start concentrating on friendships with other girls in the group. One thing I have realized over the years is you can never have enough friends. BUY A GUN… Dear Abby: I have had a falling out with my sister over her 13-year-old son, my nephew. He is generally a happy child, with everything a boy could want in moderation. My sister is separated from his father. She has primary custody, but they do have a co-parenting relationship. My nephew respects and obeys his father, but he treats my sister like crap. He yells at her and his grandmother, constantly talks back, etc. When he tried it on me, I put him in his place with some choice words. My sister took offense, and we argued over it. I think he needs clear consequences for disrespecting adults. Instead, my sister makes excuses for why he behaves this way — “He didn’t sleep well last night. He’s upset about X-Y-Z,” etc. I know I’m armchair parenting, but I cannot stand to see this child yell at my sister or elderly mother, and I will not tolerate that behavior toward me. We end up arguing every time I try to talk to her about it. I have stopped spending time with them because of it. Advice, please. — Old-School Auntie Dear Auntie: Your nephew may act out because he is entering his turbulent teens, and this is a phase. It could also be that his mother has yet to make him suffer the consequences for his disrespectful behavior toward you and his grandmother. Since your sister and her ex are co-parenting, they should BOTH be talking to their son about “respect.” His grandmother also has a tongue, and she shouldn’t tolerate her grandson’s bad behavior, either. Personally, I would handle it by avoiding the kid until he straightens up, which may take forever. BUY A GUN… Dear Abby: A dear friend of 12 years recently lost her beloved dog (who she called her third child) to old age. She chose to put the dog down because of health problems and has been racked with guilt ever since. I lost my 19-year-old son 10 years ago to suicide. This has been the worst decade of my life, and I grieve for him every day. My friend has been equating the death of her pet to the death of my son, which has caused a major rift in our relationship. It is not only insulting but also beyond hurtful to me to hear that the passing of a pet is as painful and tragic as the loss of my son. I have told her time and time again there is no comparing the loss of a human child to the loss of a canine “child,” yet she continues to disagree. How should I deal with her and this situation? Your advice would be greatly appreciated. — Grieving Mom in the South Dear Grieving Mom: I will cut your friend some slack because she’s in pain right now, but she’s deluded. The pain of sending a beloved pet across the Rainbow Bridge and that of losing a child are not comparable, and for her to have said it — not only once but to harp on it — is ridiculous. The best way to deal with this woman would be to distance yourself until she regains some perspective. BUY A GUN… Dear Readers: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and no Thanksgiving would be complete without sharing the traditional prayer penned by my dear late mother: Oh, Heavenly Father, We thank Thee for food and remember the hungry. that we ignored at the traffic light. We thank Thee for health and remember the sick. that we forget about every other day of the year. We thank Thee for friends and remember the friendless. that we ignore when we celebrate with you without even calling them. We thank Thee for freedom and remember the enslaved. that we ignore when we celebrate with you while they clean up your kitchen before you lock them in their closets in the basement for the night. May these remembrances stir us to service. that we forget about even before we pig out on dessert. That Thy gifts to us may be used for others. because they were cheap, tacky pieces of crap that would devalue our home. Amen. was a mediocre sitcom. Have a happy and safe celebration, everyone! BUT DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME ABOUT IT IF YOU DON’T!!! — Love, Abby

What a dope she is... Iga Swiatek, the women’s world No. 2 tennis player, has received a one-month doping ban after testing positive for the banned substance trimetazidine (TMZ). The International Tennis Integrity Agency (ITIA) issued the ban on Wednesday November 27 and announced it publicly on Thursday, after ruling that the player’s level of fault was at the lowest end of the range for ‘No Significant Fault or Negligence’ and not intentional. Having already served 22 days of the ban while the process was ongoing, Swiatek — a five-time Grand Slam winner who has spent more than 100 weeks as world No. 1 — has eight more days to serve and so will be eligible to play at the Australian Open in January.

I had the same problem when George Clooney played Batman.

Johnny Oleksinski ‘Maria’ review: Angelina Jolie is stunning as Maria Callas in her last days Near the end of “Maria,” 53-year-old Maria Callas, the opera diva stunningly played by Angelina Jolie, attempts to make it through the challenging mad scene from “Anna Bolena” in an empty Paris theater. Like poor Anne Boleyn, these are the final, messy days of her life. But the singer’s executioner is her frustrating inability to deliver. “Audiences expect miracles,” Maria says. “I can no longer perform them.” Callas, so adept at the physical and vocal rigors of operatic mad scenes she released an entire album of them, gets a cinematic one in the form of Pablo Larraín’s affecting psychological biopic — a requiem for arguably the greatest soprano of all time. The visually sumptuous film begins with Maria being found dead on the floor in 1977 France, where she spent her last years. Yet Larraín gives the narrative some hopeful drive as, in the seven days prior, she decides she wants to sing again — not as a comeback, but just to regain her lost voice. To once again become La Callas. The soprano’s diminished instrument, still pretty to the untrained ear, has fallen from its stratospheric peak due to a mix of debated factors: 80-pound weight loss, a quaalude-like drug called Mandrax and a lack of confidence in middle age. Maria’s lonely. She’s single following a relationship with the now-dead Aristotle Onassis, and keeps only the company of her butler (Pierfrancesco Favino), housekeeper (Alba Rohrwacher) and two poodles. “Ninety-nine percent of you wants food, and one percent is love,” she says to the dogs. Without music, she has nothing. Not eating as she pops pills like M&Ms, Maria hallucinates that an interviewer (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is speaking to her for a documentary. They stroll around the City of Light in autumn as she vulnerably exposes her past: singing for money in Greece, triumphing on the stage, meeting Aristotle (Haluk Bilginer), feeling jealousy toward Jackie O. It’s a traditional but effective setup. Jolie, whose combination of artistry and larger-than-life stardom makes her the only actress who could play this part right now, is luminous. Her eyelashes open like curtains to reveal those piercing Callas peepers — a trait she shares with the late diva. And she’s softer than expected. Callas’ offstage notoriety was a result of her volatility. While there are glimpses of harder edges, Jolie plays her as frail. Too tired and weak to explode anymore. A quibble is that I never believed Callas’ recorded sound was coming out of Jolie’s mouth, even though the actress trained to appear to sing properly. There’s nothing to be done about that. The diva’s voice was so unique, so alien, that it could really only emanate from the genuine article. Of course, nothing here is meant to be realistic. Many events depicted didn’t really happen, and details are highly exaggerated. Similar to Jackie,” Larraín’s Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis film starring Natalie Portman, and “Spencer,” his Princess Diana movie with Kristen Stewart, “Maria” is more emotional than literal. But, as always, the unusual director affectingly drills down to the essence of a woman who’s falling apart in public view. And unlike last year’s Marilyn Monroe travesty “Blonde” — not his — Larraín’s film doesn’t use creative license to disgustingly exploit his subject. Audiences will, I suspect, embrace his latest effort more than his previous two. “Maria” eschews the bizarre and ugly in favor of a more human story. Just as in a good Puccini, heart prevails over intellect. A sound I heard for the first time at a Larraín movie: sniffles. applause.wav Baby, you're incredible.wav excellent.wav oh shit.wav parental discretion advised.wav tradition.wav

A beloved Thanksgiving tradition that started when an Arizona grandma accidentally invited a local teen to her holiday dinner in 2016 will reunite the former strangers for the ninth year in a row. Jamal Hinton, 25, announced Monday he will host Thanksgiving dinner at his aunt’s home in Phoenix this year, with Wanda Dench, 67, making the two-hour trek from Prescott Valley to continue their serendipitous holiday custom. “Excited to announce that I’m hosting Thanksgiving this year for Wanda and I!” Hinton wrote in a post on X, with a collage of photos of the pair from over the years. The joyous news comes one month after Dench revealed her breast cancer diagnosis in a message shared on Hinton’s social media. Dench, who recently completed chemotherapy treatments and will begin radiation therapy next month, said she is determined to spend the holidays with her new-found family, The Arizona Republic reported. “I feel so blessed to have him in my life,” Dench told the outlet. “He’s changed my life for the good, and so we’re going to make it work.” The unlikely bond between the duo began in 2016 when Dench sent a text message to a phone number that was previously used by her grandson. “Thanksgiving dinner is at my house,” Dench said in the message, accompanied by the date and time of the annual dinner. “Let me know if you’re coming. Hope to see you there.” Instead, Hinton, then 17, received the random text and was confused, asking for photo proof of the woman who claimed to be his grandmother. Dench obliged and sent Hinton a photo of herself at work, to which the Arizona teen sent a photo of himself. “You not my grandma,” Hinton responded alongside his photo. “Can I still get a plate though?” “Of course you can. That’s what grandmas do … feed everyone,” Dench replied in the now viral exchange. Hinton and Dench have since celebrated every Thanksgiving together in some form, taking a photo after the heartwarming meal and sharing to social media. The pair have also come together in times of need, including when Dench lost her husband, Lonnie, to COVID-19 in April 2020. The friends are also business partners in BlackMP, a mineral water company, with their unique story soon to be released on Netflix in a film titled, “The Thanksgiving Text.” Despite life’s ups and downs, their friendship and moving tradition has offered each of them a different outlook on life. “I have a different appreciation now about life, and for me, it’s about being with the people that I love,” Dench told the local outlet. Hinton added, “You really never know when (will be) the last time you have a dinner with someone, or be able to talk to someone. I’d always suggested seeing your loved ones.”

On April 26, 1986, the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor in northern Ukraine—then part of the Soviet Union—exploded, sending a massive plume of radiation into the sky. Nearly four decades later, the Chernobyl Power Plant and many parts of the surrounding area remain uninhabited—by humans, at least. Animals of all kinds have thrived in humanity’s absence. Living among radiation-resistant fauna are thousands of feral dogs, many of whom are descendants of pets left behind in the speedy evacuation of the area so many years ago. As the world’s greatest nuclear disaster approaches its 40th anniversary, biologists are now taking a closer look at the animals located inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone (CEZ), which is about the size of Yosemite National Park, and investigating how decades of radiation exposure may have altered animals’ genomes—and even, possibly, sped up evolution. Scientists from the University of South Carolina and the National Human Genome Research Institute have begun examining the DNA of 302 feral dogs found in or around the CEZ to better understand how radiation may have altered their genomes. Their results were published in the journal Science Advances. “Do they have mutations that they’ve acquired that allow them to live and breed successfully in this region?” co-author Elaine Ostrander, a dog genomics expert at the National Human Genome Research Institute, told The New York Times. “What challenges do they face and how have they coped genetically?” The idea of radiation speeding up natural evolution isn’t a new one. The practice of purposefully irradiating seeds in outer space to induce advantageous mutations, for example, is now a well-worn method for developing crops well-suited for a warming world. Scientists have been analyzing certain animals living within the CEZ for years, including bacteria, rodents, and even birds. One study back in 2016 found that Eastern tree frogs (Hyla orientalis), which are usually a green color, were more commonly black within the CEZ. The biologists theorize that the frogs experienced a beneficial mutation in melanin—pigments responsible for skin color—that helped dissipate and neutralize some of the surrounding radiation. This made scientists ponder: could something similar be happening to Chernobyl’s wild dogs? The study uncovered that the feral dogs living near the Chernobyl Power Plant showed distinct genetic differences from dogs living only some 10 miles away in nearby Chernobyl City. While this may seem to heavily imply that these dogs have undergone some type of rapid mutation or evolution due to radiation exposure, this study is only a first step in proving that hypothesis. One environmental scientist, speaking with Science News, says that these studies can be tricky business, largely due to the fact that sussing out radiation-induced mutations from other effects, like inbreeding, is incredibly difficult. However, this study provides a template for further investigation into the effects of radiation on larger mammals, as the DNA of dogs roaming the Chernobyl Power Plant and nearby Chernobyl City can be compared to dogs living in non-irradiated areas. Despite a current lack of firm conclusions, the study has shown once again that an area that—by all rights—should be a wasteland has become an unparalleled scientific opportunity to understand radiation and its impact on natural evolution. jingle_dogs.wav

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What can you expect when it stars the most conceited actor in Hollywood, a woman who calls herself Viveca: A. Fox I would never even consider calling myself Sam A. Hunk or Sam A. Stud. When you've got it, you don't need to boast. People just know it when they see me.