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Who do you think you're fooling with your fancy terminology? You're an old punk in New York.

hopefully a third one. don't let his wife catch you trying to make eye contact.

You probably had some cousins about whom you could say the same thing.

Party City shutters after nearly 40 years, firing workers without severance pay Once the largest supplier of balloons and other fun-time supplies in the US, the company announced Friday it was closing down all of its stores, ending nearly 40 years in business. The Party City CEO told employees that the chain was “winding down” operations immediately and that today would be their last day of employment. Staff were told they would not receive severance pay, and they were told their benefits would end as the company goes out of business

I'm STILL convinced Oscar Pistorius was far too good-looking to have committed that crime.

Where does Dominos fit in the evolutionary timeline?

Martha explains the benefits of a Jaccard tool to perforate duck skin. Scoring or using a Jaccard tool helps to release the fat during pan searing. Martha Stewart and Hao Jiang Tian and his wife Martha make Peking duck with green onions, cucumber and hoisin sauce.

It was weird for sure, but tonight's episode was wonderful.

I get my kicks from Fahrvergnügen

That's nonsense. Obviously, ANY tangible item you pay for is real. If you pay for crystals to clean your aura, they are real. The OP was comparing porn to a 'real' sexual encounter, which is something the other person would participate in if they weren't being paid. There's nothing wrong with paying somebody for sex; it just isn't 'real'. It's performance art of a very specific kind.

yeah, but it made for a good pun.

any property you own in South Florida could one day be an underwater investment... South Florida sees dozens of luxury high-rise buildings start to sink

Kaapo Kakko traded to Kraken say THAT one ten times, fast...

‘Murder hornets’ now officially eradicated from the US with no sightings since 2021 applause.wav Baby, you're incredible.wav go away.wav jaws.wav Thank you, precious!.wav That's the way I like it.wav toilet flush.wav toodle-oo.wav

New Yankee teammates Cody Bellinger and Giancarlo Stanton. Or are you only interested in fertile Christian men who've been married for 20 years?

My brother in law read that Bellinger's wife is Stanton's ex. @jeezopete this makes me wonder who'd sing this to whom:

a REAL thing is something you don't have to pay for.

Since the late 1990s, Post cereal has given us an excuse to enjoy cookies for breakfast. While cookie cereal might not be part of your morning routine as an adult, there’s certainly something nostalgic about childhood favorites like Oreo O’s. The combination of milk and cookies is a timeless duo, after all. Whether it’s to kick off a Saturday of activities or as a loaded midnight snack, it’s hard to beat the convenience and flavor that cereal brings to the table. Now, decades after the launch of Oreo O’s, Post is releasing a new cereal featuring milk’s favorite cookie—but the release comes with bittersweet news for fans of the brand’s original offering. Oreo O’s Are Leaving Shelves As Post Introduces Oreo Puffs Cereal Oreo Puffs cereal will soon land on shelves at major retailers nationwide. The corn and oat-based crunchy puffs are made with real Oreo cookie wafers, delivering a true-to-name taste in every bite. In addition to the chocolatey puffs, the cereal also contains mini marshmallows. Instagrammer @Markie_Devo shared the news in a recent post and fans can’t wait to get their hands on a box. “Oh wow my kids would be all over this one!,” said one excited commenter. “Oooo I need to try! The O’s have been one of my favorite handfuls-straight-from-the-box late-night snacks lol,” added another. One Instagrammer suggested that Oreo Puffs could be good enough to give one General Mills favorite a run for its money. “Now that's like a Reese’s Puffs competition,” they wrote. While some Oreo lovers are excited about the drop, many others are frustrated that the new cereal will be replacing the original Oreo O’s.

GROSS! What are you, a cannibal? Use a different ingredient. Please!

Grandfather dead after bear shot in a tree falls on him while hunting

My extra special gift of appreciation for my vital contribution to the New York health survey.

More than 175 dogs across Britain have been dressed up as Nativity characters for a festive Instagram display. After more than 60 dogs took part in the festive stunt last year, the team doubled their efforts again this year. The Nativity display, which owners have posted throughout the day on Monday, is to help an animal rescue. The group of dog owners banded together on Instagram to divvy up the main characters — including Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Angel. The stunt is in aid of Broken Biscuits, the UK’s leading disabled animal advocacy charity, which is based in Lincolnshire. Characters were allocated to each of the original 150 dog owners involved in the plan on Instagram. They all went away and bought, sourced or made their costumes before the big reveal. applause.wav cow crap.wav oh shit.wav what's new pussycat.wav jingle_dogs.wav