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Golf cart wrecks and fires rampant across Florida: 'Housewives getting drunk and crashing'

Slow at first. Adorable in the middle. Goes on a little bit too long.

He was trying to be polite and not call you(r account) outdated. You should have pulled out your flip phone and told him about the deal you get with Consumer Cellular.

Charlie Sheen's Neighbor Arrested After Attempted Break-in... Uh, didn't we see this for 8 years on TWO AND a half MEN? You know, the actress married to John Ritter's son lives next to Charlie...

'Maestro' of love Read Bradley Cooper's high school opinion about best friends hooking up “Can best friends who are of the opposite sex hook up with each other without destroying their friendship?” — Bradley Cooper

High-speed train project to connect Chicago, Cleveland and Pittsburgh plans to shut down Hyperloop One — endorsed by Elon Musk that nevertheless got sidetracked with project delays and bizarre sex-harassment claims — reportedly plans to shut down.

City council passes bill to co-name Astoria street after Tony Bennett

You didn't follow the narrative... Mr. Frawley would have needed liquid courage to get it on with @BOZO T CLOWN

Yes, and to his credit he never showed up to work drunk, but don't you think the thought of getting it on with @BOZO T CLOWN after work would have driven him straight to the bottle for some liquid courage? (I mean, have you seen the size of that clown's shoes?) 😁🤣😇😊😲

Yeah, but he was a drunk, so under the right circumstances...

Lottery opens for ‘affordable apartments’ in Kew Gardens, 1-bedrooms to rent for $3,140 if it wasn't so awful it would be hilarious

Additionally, I provide party favors/PNP to take you to the wilderness realm. The Jack London of providers!

You should only commit authentic pas.

A. Is this an unknown by-product of fracking? B. Fright Christmas: Holiday sex leads to more penile fractures, study says

elastic waistbands and bigger t-shirts.

Sam Asghari revealed that he went through a major fitness “transformation” following his separation from Britney Spears. “So, in the past five months I’ve had a little transformation which was losing about a good 35 to 40 pounds,” the former personal trainer exclusively told Page Six. In photos exclusively obtained by Page Six, the “Black Monday” star looks thinner than ever as he flexes for the camera. “Sometimes when you are in a situation that you don’t get to necessarily focus on yourself, it could be challenging for you to notice [your physique changes] but everybody else does.” Asghari — who filed for divorce from the “Toxic” singer in August — said that he went through a “spiritual” and “energy” shift recently. “I have more time for myself to focus on myself,” he explained. “Being by yourself and alone is a really good opportunity to focus on yourself.” Asghari added that while the transformation followed his contentious split with the pop star, it is “not necessarily a revenge body, but a self-love sort of thing.” “Sometimes you get too focused on yourself,” he shared, adding that “self-love is something everyone should practice.” Despite showing off his killer physique in a shirtless photo shoot for PETA’s latest adoption campaign, Asghari, 29, tells us that he isn’t planning to show off his new bod to any new romantic partners. “I’m focusing on work at the moment,” the “Special Ops: Lioness” star told us. “I definitely won’t be joining any dating apps any time soon. That’s for sure.” Asghari and Spears — who began dating in 2017 after meeting on one of Spears’ music videos — were married for one year before calling it quits. While the two former love birds haven’t publicly revealed why they split, it was rumored at the time that infidelity and abuse had something to do with their falling out. Following their separation, Asghari and Spears, 42, went through a pet custody battle which ended in the “Circus” singer keeping four of their puppies while Asghari kept their Doberman, Portia. At the time, Spears was able to keep her Australian Shepherd named Sawyer, a Yorkie named Hannah and two other smaller dogs. Since splitting up the custody of their pups, Asghari teamed up with PETA to encourage people to adopt from their local shelters instead. “Always adopt, never buy,” Asghari said. “Animal homelessness is at an all-time high, and buying dogs is only making it worse. We need to stop supporting pet stores and breeders and start adopting from shelters or rescue groups.” As for his Doberman — which he purchased in 2021 to “protect” Spears — Asghari said that he has “learned a lot” from his time working with the animal rights organization. “I love Portia dearly, but I now realize the importance of adopting and rescuing animals from shelters.” Now that Asghari is a single dog dad, the actor tells us that another puppy might be in his future when he isn’t so busy with work. https://pagesix.com/2023/12/19/celebrity-news/sam-asghari-nearly-unrecognizable-after-dropping-40-pounds-following-britney-spears-split/?_ga=2.261139278.2121664212.1702774849-1458710319.1623223896

She came out of her vagina; does that count?

Before she got back with Ben Aflac, JLo was often comforted by a rod and I'm willing to bet she's had a full-time staff for years now.

Not to mention anyone starring in the long-awaited Karl Malden Story.