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Yes, and to his credit he never showed up to work drunk, but don't you think the thought of getting it on with @BOZO T CLOWN after work would have driven him straight to the bottle for some liquid courage? (I mean, have you seen the size of that clown's shoes?) 😁🤣😇😊😲

Yeah, but he was a drunk, so under the right circumstances...

Lottery opens for ‘affordable apartments’ in Kew Gardens, 1-bedrooms to rent for $3,140 if it wasn't so awful it would be hilarious

Additionally, I provide party favors/PNP to take you to the wilderness realm. The Jack London of providers!

You should only commit authentic pas.

A. Is this an unknown by-product of fracking? B. Fright Christmas: Holiday sex leads to more penile fractures, study says

elastic waistbands and bigger t-shirts.

Sam Asghari revealed that he went through a major fitness “transformation” following his separation from Britney Spears. “So, in the past five months I’ve had a little transformation which was losing about a good 35 to 40 pounds,” the former personal trainer exclusively told Page Six. In photos exclusively obtained by Page Six, the “Black Monday” star looks thinner than ever as he flexes for the camera. “Sometimes when you are in a situation that you don’t get to necessarily focus on yourself, it could be challenging for you to notice [your physique changes] but everybody else does.” Asghari — who filed for divorce from the “Toxic” singer in August — said that he went through a “spiritual” and “energy” shift recently. “I have more time for myself to focus on myself,” he explained. “Being by yourself and alone is a really good opportunity to focus on yourself.” Asghari added that while the transformation followed his contentious split with the pop star, it is “not necessarily a revenge body, but a self-love sort of thing.” “Sometimes you get too focused on yourself,” he shared, adding that “self-love is something everyone should practice.” Despite showing off his killer physique in a shirtless photo shoot for PETA’s latest adoption campaign, Asghari, 29, tells us that he isn’t planning to show off his new bod to any new romantic partners. “I’m focusing on work at the moment,” the “Special Ops: Lioness” star told us. “I definitely won’t be joining any dating apps any time soon. That’s for sure.” Asghari and Spears — who began dating in 2017 after meeting on one of Spears’ music videos — were married for one year before calling it quits. While the two former love birds haven’t publicly revealed why they split, it was rumored at the time that infidelity and abuse had something to do with their falling out. Following their separation, Asghari and Spears, 42, went through a pet custody battle which ended in the “Circus” singer keeping four of their puppies while Asghari kept their Doberman, Portia. At the time, Spears was able to keep her Australian Shepherd named Sawyer, a Yorkie named Hannah and two other smaller dogs. Since splitting up the custody of their pups, Asghari teamed up with PETA to encourage people to adopt from their local shelters instead. “Always adopt, never buy,” Asghari said. “Animal homelessness is at an all-time high, and buying dogs is only making it worse. We need to stop supporting pet stores and breeders and start adopting from shelters or rescue groups.” As for his Doberman — which he purchased in 2021 to “protect” Spears — Asghari said that he has “learned a lot” from his time working with the animal rights organization. “I love Portia dearly, but I now realize the importance of adopting and rescuing animals from shelters.” Now that Asghari is a single dog dad, the actor tells us that another puppy might be in his future when he isn’t so busy with work. https://pagesix.com/2023/12/19/celebrity-news/sam-asghari-nearly-unrecognizable-after-dropping-40-pounds-following-britney-spears-split/?_ga=2.261139278.2121664212.1702774849-1458710319.1623223896

She came out of her vagina; does that count?

Before she got back with Ben Aflac, JLo was often comforted by a rod and I'm willing to bet she's had a full-time staff for years now.

Not to mention anyone starring in the long-awaited Karl Malden Story.

Who says it was her, anyway? Abby Huntsman is a nepo baby, ya know.

City announces historic deal to convert JFK Hilton Hotel into 318-unit affordable housing complex

TRIJARDY XR can be used along with diet and exercise to lower blood sugar in adults with type 2 diabetes, and in adults with type 2 diabetes who have known cardiovascular disease when empagliflozin (JARDIANCE), one of the medicines in TRIJARDY XR, is needed to reduce the risk of cardiovascular death. Trijardy XR 25 Mg-5 Mg-1,000 Mg Tablet, Extended Release Antihyperglycemic, Dipeptidyl Peptidase-4 (DPP-4) Inhibitors - Uses, Side Effects, and More: https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-178950/trijardy-xr-oral/details

I'm awaiting Jan 2 so I can get out of the Medicare coverage gap... I read that a study showed people who were on Mounjaro lost twice as much as those on Ozempic, so I called my endocrinologist & he's okay with me trying that, as I've hit a bit of a plateau in the weight loss, so he'll submit a prescription 1/2/24, & I'll report back after that... if I'm still alive.

I can see My brother Warren Beatty On my knee At the age of three-- Even then I could see he was prettier Than me!

So has Mountain Dew Dew. I wouldn't name a ski resort after it.

who cares about a ski resort named after a third-rate (at best) soda?

Dear Abby: My husband and I have been married for 18 years, so I know his family well. His mother and I have a cordial, but not warm, relationship that’s sometimes a lot of work. She has always been hard to shop for, but the last two times I’ve given her gifts (at Christmas and her last birthday), instead of a thank-you card, she actually returned the gifts with a note saying she’d never use them. Now I’m not sure what to do. It’s obvious we have different tastes. When I ask her what she’d like, she demurs and says something like, “I’m sure you’ll choose something nice.” If I don’t send her a gift, it’s sure to be taken as a rebuff. What are my other options? (For what it’s worth, my husband has been no help here and considers gifts to be wholly my territory.) — Clueless in Ohio Dear Clueless: It is a HUGE breach of etiquette to return gifts the way your mother-in-law has done. Now, if you must give her something, you are free to ask her what she COULD use. (Might she like a gift card from her favorite store?) KILL THE BITCH! (an oldie, but a goodie!) Dear Abby: I’m a paramedic. My wife constantly asks me to pick up additional 12-hour shifts so we have more money coming in, but says she can’t do any more overtime at her job. She says she does so much work around the house that it makes us even. She takes vacation time to go to theme parks and out with her friends while expecting me to save my time off and use it only when I can go with her. I don’t think this is fair. How do I address this without starting a fight? — Tired in the East Dear Tired: I agree that what your wife is doing isn’t fair. As to how to address it without starting a fight, a “fight” may be what you need to clear the air and work out your budget. A paramedic should not be working when they are exhausted. They need their wits about them, which may present a problem if they are not 100%. KILL THE BITCH! (an oldie, but a goodie!) Dear Abby: For years, my sister has been planning to retire and move in with my husband and me. She lives out of state, so this is a major move for her. It was never a problem — until now. She is a strong anti-vax advocate and refuses to get vaccinated for COVID. My husband said she can’t move in with us unless she is. How can I tell her diplomatically that she’s no longer welcome to live with us? This is really upsetting for me, and I would appreciate your advice. — Distraught in Michigan Dear Distraught: Whether to get vaccinated is a personal choice. You have made yours, and she has made hers. Quit being “diplomatic,” and don’t debate this with her. TELL her the terms under which she is welcome to move in. If she cannot meet those terms, she will have to make other living arrangements. PERIOD. KILL THE BITCH! (an oldie, but a goodie!)

New York City suspended an engineer’s inspection authority after determining that a fundamental error may have led to the partial collapse of a Bronx apartment building this week. The state-licensed engineer made a “catastrophic” mistake by labeling a load-bearing column as a decorative part of the structure in June in plans filed with the Department of Buildings, Mayor Eric Adams said in a statement. City officials said that the engineer had recently filed 368 inspection reports and that it was reviewing all of them. “As part of the investigation, we are reviewing all of his filings in New York City — a total of 368 Façade Inspection and Safety Program filings in the most recent cycle — and will continue that process until it is complete.” The Buildings Department will also re-inspect the 40 other properties the landlord owns to confirm they are safe. The city said its investigation into the sudden partial collapse on Monday of the seven-story Morris Heights apartment building is ongoing, but that it found that the inspector had instructed contractors doing work on the property to remove bricks on the support beam, but not to install temporary supports first.