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Every time I see this, I hear it in Park Overall's voice, talking to (or about) her friend Lurlene (whose name is spelled incorrectly on the clip below).

Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic

“Great British Bake Off” star Paul Hollywood revealed his distain for a classic American dessert: Twinkies. The notoriously harsh judge of the beloved baking show tells Page Six he tried the Hostess snack, which has been around since 1930, last year while visiting New York. “Oh, they’re awful!” he says, adding, “They’re really bad.” He should've just sampled some Twinks in NY. Despite his snub of an iconic US treat, the “The Great American Baking Show” host does enjoy some junk foods. Hollywood says he’s a massive fan of a British snack called a Yum Yum, “which is like a laminated dough, which you deep-fry like a donut and you cover it with a lemon icing.” “Calorific wise, it’s probably about 2,000 calories,” Hollywood admits. “It’s ridiculous, but if I’m in a supermarket and see it pre-packed, I’m going to quietly put it in my basket.” I wouldn't mind getting a look at his basket.

Newark shelter trying to find home for 'once rambunctious' dog named Red who has been there 2 years: 'Melancholy and depressed' So one could say Red is blue. They’re desperately trying to find this hound a home for the holidays. An animal shelter in Newark is hoping one of its longtime canine residents will be adopted soon. Six-year-old Red has spent two years at the Associated Humane Societies in Newark, N.J.. and the shelter is noticing the “once rambunctious and lively spirited dog is now melancholy and depressed.” “Our staff know it, our volunteers know it- but the world doesn’t seem to understand Red is an amazing dog,” the shelter posted on its Facebook page. “Red is dog friendly and a great dog for a home with adults,” the post continued. “At 6 years old Red has spent 1/3 of his life behind a kennel door. Can a compassionate and understanding family take Red under their wing- either through foster or adoption?” The shelter noticed the dog has grown melancholy.

He can hang out at the $7.5M horse ranch he bought a few months ago.

CAN'T ANYONE ON THIS SITE MAKE AN ACCURATE PREDICTION ABOUT THE CARDINALS?!?!? Phillies Agree To Seven-Year Deal With Aaron Nola The Phillies are reportedly in agreement with right-hander Aaron Nola on a seven-year deal, per USA Today’s Bob Nightengale. ESPN’s Jeff Passan reports that the agreement’s guarantee sits at $172MM. Jon Heyman of the New York Post reports that the deal features no team options or opt-outs. Per Nightengale, Nola is set to undergo a physical today before the deal becomes official. Reporting earlier this morning suggested talks between the sides were picking up steam.

@Becket, how are you holding up after Joe Burrow's season-ending injury?

No idea.

Happened for me tonight!

A little editing never hurts. Meet any similarly annoyed relatives at a cheap restaurant that's open and 'pig' out on turkey (see what I did there?) and when she asks why so few people showed up this year tell her the truth -- you wanted to enjoy the holiday with family and she makes that impossible.

Build your own bi bim bap at new Korean eatery Crispy Cloud in Oakland Gardens

He's the boss Tony Danza stuns beachgoers with 'ripped' bod, 'eight-pack' at age 72 “He has a total model body,” a shocked spy breathlessly relayed to Page Six, noting it was the opposite of “dad bod.”

Patti Lupone looks damn good for 115, but she was actually born on long island.

Korean restaurant opens in Forest Hills, third in a growing chain Do you think they serve Kokoa Puffs at KUKU? (sorry, I had to...)

Just picked up 1 dozen large Land o' Lakes brown eggs at ShopRite for $1.99. Plenty of stock.

Not me! I got 770/800 on my math SAT & can do large multiplication & division calculations in my head. Especially when high.

No, but that's where I live, so those are the stories I see.

NFL bettor loses $2 million in horrific Bills ‘Monday Night Football’ loss @BuffaloKyle what did you do?!?!?! Bills fan killed in hit-and-run incident during 'Monday Night Football' loss There is no suspect in custody at this time, but New York State and Buffalo Police later located a vehicle believed to have been involved. @BuffaloKyle what did you do?!?!?!