Bayman4Fun

I don't accept that it's just cultural.
 
Ive been much bigger than current, and much less. The public reaction, the job market, certainly anything interpersonal... all are affected.
 
I never knew clients could set up profiles on RM, until I rejoined this scene 2 weeks ago. I just set up my profile yesterday.
 
In doing so, in a hurry, on a tablet, I came to the weight info field. I tapped and gave a fast swipe to get to my neighborhood of entries.... and it scrolled past my target, all the way to the end. Max @305.
 
There was a time in my life that I would have been unable to enter my weight. Imagine how a morbidly obese person would react - one more indicator that society scorns the fat. I'm sure RM meant no offense in the setup, it was probably just a matter of efficiency, not a desire to exclude. I'm not trying to start a conversation regarding inferred social injustice.
 
My intended point is that I'm skeptical that someone's reaction to fatsos is cultural.... I'm not aware of any ethnic or cultural group that is less chub-discriminatory

I bought a shirt online last week - specific pattern, 100% cotton. The shirt that showed up was a cheap poly-blend, slightly different pattern.
 
But, hey, the shirt described and pictured online was a reasonable representation. And the seller was just being discreet; he didn't want his friends and family members to know he sells garbage.

This just happened, 3 minutes ago.
 
It's just one of those absurd life experiences that cracked me up. Ya probably had to be there, but I'll share anyway - my Friday Funny.
 
I'm perusing these forums. Thinking about the obvious subject matters. My home landline phone rings, caller ID = Verizon. I answer. Computer-generated voice.
 
"You have one message from call for dick service. Press one to listen."
 
What? WTF?!? And on my landline, never used for anything remotely related? My mind races.... how the hell did this happen? I haven't contacted anyone in a day or two.... did i mistakenly give out my home #? Did my cell or email somehow reveal home info?
 
I press 1.
 
I need to listen twice to reach the Ah-hah moment.
 
I'm doing a home repair project. Involves new electrical service. A trench is required, and being responsible, I initiated the check for buried utilities before you dig service.
 
It wasn't a call for dick.... it was call before dig.
 
Might not translate to print or in the telling, but it cracked me up

This just happened, 3 minutes ago.
 
It's just one of those absurd life experiences that cracked me up. Ya probably had to be there, but I'll share anyway - my Friday Funny.
 
I'm perusing these forums. Thinking about the obvious subject matters. My home landline phone rings, caller ID = Verizon. I answer. Computer-generated voice.
 
"You have one message from call for dick service. Press one to listen."
 
What? WTF?!? And on my landline, never used for anything remotely related? My mind races.... how the hell did this happen? I haven't contacted anyone in a day or two.... did i mistakenly give out my home #? Did my cell or email somehow reveal home info?
 
I press 1.
 
I need to listen twice to reach the Ah-hah moment.
 
I'm doing a home repair project. Involves new electrical service. A trench is required, and being responsible, I initiated the check for buried utilities before you dig service.
 
It wasn't a call for dick.... it was call before dig.
 
Might not translate to print or in the telling, but it cracked me up

I bought a shirt online last week - specific pattern, 100% cotton. The shirt that showed up was a cheap poly-blend, slightly different pattern.
 
But, hey, the shirt described and pictured online was a reasonable representation. And the seller was just being discreet; he didn't want his friends and family members to know he sells garbage.

I bought a shirt online last week - specific pattern, 100% cotton. The shirt that showed up was a cheap poly-blend, slightly different pattern.
 
But, hey, the shirt described and pictured online was a reasonable representation. And the seller was just being discreet; he didn't want his friends and family members to know he sells garbage.

This just happened, 3 minutes ago.
 
It's just one of those absurd life experiences that cracked me up. Ya probably had to be there, but I'll share anyway - my Friday Funny.
 
I'm perusing these forums. Thinking about the obvious subject matters. My home landline phone rings, caller ID = Verizon. I answer. Computer-generated voice.
 
"You have one message from call for dick service. Press one to listen."
 
What? WTF?!? And on my landline, never used for anything remotely related? My mind races.... how the hell did this happen? I haven't contacted anyone in a day or two.... did i mistakenly give out my home #? Did my cell or email somehow reveal home info?
 
I press 1.
 
I need to listen twice to reach the Ah-hah moment.
 
I'm doing a home repair project. Involves new electrical service. A trench is required, and being responsible, I initiated the check for buried utilities before you dig service.
 
It wasn't a call for dick.... it was call before dig.
 
Might not translate to print or in the telling, but it cracked me up

Check out @TimarrieXXX's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TimarrieXXX/status/865312297165611008?s=09
 
Check out @TimarrieXXX's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TimarrieXXX/status/862808368397799424?s=09
 
Challenging to embed Twitter vids... don't have time to figure it out as I have irresistible need to go to Badlands

Do not forget about this beauty, East Coast hunters.

I am seriously regretting not being able to get into SF this week before this guy departs.

This just happened, 3 minutes ago.
 
It's just one of those absurd life experiences that cracked me up. Ya probably had to be there, but I'll share anyway - my Friday Funny.
 
I'm perusing these forums. Thinking about the obvious subject matters. My home landline phone rings, caller ID = Verizon. I answer. Computer-generated voice.
 
"You have one message from call for dick service. Press one to listen."
 
What? WTF?!? And on my landline, never used for anything remotely related? My mind races.... how the hell did this happen? I haven't contacted anyone in a day or two.... did i mistakenly give out my home #? Did my cell or email somehow reveal home info?
 
I press 1.
 
I need to listen twice to reach the Ah-hah moment.
 
I'm doing a home repair project. Involves new electrical service. A trench is required, and being responsible, I initiated the check for buried utilities before you dig service.
 
It wasn't a call for dick.... it was call before dig.
 
Might not translate to print or in the telling, but it cracked me up

This just happened, 3 minutes ago.
 
It's just one of those absurd life experiences that cracked me up. Ya probably had to be there, but I'll share anyway - my Friday Funny.
 
I'm perusing these forums. Thinking about the obvious subject matters. My home landline phone rings, caller ID = Verizon. I answer. Computer-generated voice.
 
"You have one message from call for dick service. Press one to listen."
 
What? WTF?!? And on my landline, never used for anything remotely related? My mind races.... how the hell did this happen? I haven't contacted anyone in a day or two.... did i mistakenly give out my home #? Did my cell or email somehow reveal home info?
 
I press 1.
 
I need to listen twice to reach the Ah-hah moment.
 
I'm doing a home repair project. Involves new electrical service. A trench is required, and being responsible, I initiated the check for buried utilities before you dig service.
 
It wasn't a call for dick.... it was call before dig.
 
Might not translate to print or in the telling, but it cracked me up

Check out @TimarrieXXX's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TimarrieXXX/status/865312297165611008?s=09
 
Check out @TimarrieXXX's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TimarrieXXX/status/862808368397799424?s=09
 
Challenging to embed Twitter vids... don't have time to figure it out as I have irresistible need to go to Badlands

It's very hard to recapture the magic of a groundbreaking show log past its original era. I'll watch W&G, but I don't have high hopes. Hope I'm wrong
 
Saw a promo last night that ROSEANNE is also coming back. (Funny ad... no real images, just a warning about the scariest sound you ever heard.... ending with Roseanne's cackle.) Same expectations.
 
If a cable network had picked up Roseanne, they'd have the opportunity for more contemporary political stuff.... But a major network won't do more than hint at those issues.

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

I'm putting up a GoFundMe page.
 
I'll go see Pan, investigate for the team. If he's unbiased about my size, and its an excellent experience, I'll refund the money. If I confirm that he's a discriminatory creep, this community will have invested in a reliable fact-finding mission. Either way, I'll report back.
 
DAMN! I just discovered my post retirement, second career. Secret Shopper for the escorts & masseurs' clients' community!

Very Out of the blue. I had seen him many times before and always looked forward to seeing him whenever he was in LA. I never had any indication prior to that that he had weight issues. Now I admit I was carrying more weight at the time than I should have but I am not Jabba the Hut need to buy two seats on an airplane big. His body is amazing his massage is very good but I think even if I were to reach my goal weight I doubt I would see him again. I want to get a massage to feel relaxed not bad about my self or stressed about my health. I did send him an email calling him out on the comment. If he does have an issue with HWP it should be noted in his ad not in the last 10 minutes of the massage.
(On a good note it did get me to my yearly physical)

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

Ohhhhh Nooooooo!
 
By asking this question, don't you realize that the Silicon Valley bots that monitor our every keystroke are going to generate messages..... and it won't be long before there are fitbit-like devices to measure this activity.
 
What's that on your wrist? Oh, it's my Jizz-Wiz!

I've seen Brian twice for massages in SF. The first time was positive with him doing some oral on me. The second time I thought that his massage skills were middling - he seemed to be phoning it in. The massage wasn't particularly sensual except that I found him incredibly attractive, having a soft (hard?) spot for muscular Asians. His pictures were accurate. I didn't think him to be feminine at all. At the end he let me touch him but he felt distant. I suspect that Brian's level of interaction is dependent upon how attractive he finds the client. I don't think that I am bad looking but I am old enough to be his father. Younger guys with bodies more like his may have a better user experience. There were no upcharges but I didn't ask for him to take his underwear off nor oral. At the end of the session, he stretched out on the bed and was texting (or on grindr) while I cleaned up and got dressed. He seemed a bit put out that he had to get up to say bye. I somehow felt worse leaving than when I got there. Even with his inherent hotness I will not see him again.