HornyRetiree

There was a similar thread to this one before: https://m4m-forum.org/threads/mutual.148468/
 
My contribution to that thread was the following unexpected massage experience:
 
"This once happened to me too, and it was pretty surprising and serendipitous and hot.
 
A couple years ago, I was in Maui for work. I had an afternoon off one day, and thought I'd get a massage because I was super sore from work and travel and stress and all that. My hotel had a spa/massage service, so I booked a massage for my room, with the sole goal of relaxing. I didn't even specify if I wanted a male or female therapist -- just had them send over whoever was available on short notice.
 
I hear a knock, and open the door, and there's this attractive blond guy wearing a blue polo and white shorts -- probably 6'1, wiry like a bicyclist, mid to late 30s. I idly thought "he's kinda hot," but was distracted by how sore I was, so nothing more. He set up his table, I got undressed, lay down on my front, and he put a blanket over me and started massaging.
 
It's a really good and deep massage, especially on my neck and shoulders, and I start to relax. To stretch me out, he keeps having me rest my hands on his outer thigh while pushing on my shoulder, but this doesn't strike me as unusual, especially since I'm still covered in a blanket. And then, one time he switches my hand position from his outer thigh to his inner thigh, and I notice he actually has placed my hand on his bare skin, just underneath his shorts. I kinda start to wonder if there's something going on, but it's still tough to be sure. He then goes back to massaging my neck and shoulders, and then goes to my other side. This time, when he stretches out my arm, he places it pretty high in between his two (muscular) thighs, and squeezes them together, making sure my forearm rubs against his crotch. I involuntarily moan a little, and then he lets go, and this time, as he goes around the table near my legs, I hear the unmistakable noise of his clothes hitting the floor, and the rest is pretty much history.
 
The hottest part of it was how completely unexpected it was."

This is a topic I love discussing, and like the original poster the “is it or isn‘t it” aspect of it is a huge turn on for me. Getting one of the guys we talk about on here, the sensual element is usually implied.
 
I have had quite a bit of luck in this area - getting off at a legit massage place. i never encourage it, or initiate outside of getting hard or maybe moaning or gasping at the right moment. Several guys at the end have removed the sheet and start rubbing my dick. A few have asked before hand if it’s ok or something I want...which I get why they do that, but it’s a bit of an awkward moment. Honestly some of the best ones are teases throughout and don’t get me off at the end.

more about dave matthews cock pls! @Roose71

before The Peninsula Hotel Spa did its big renovation I had a very fit masseur go down on me. Then after that session, I walked into the steam room and who was there with his dick hanging out but Dave Matthews. Ha. He wasn’t cruising or anything ...just chilling and moaning to his friend about how hungover he was.
This was like in 2009. Have been back since a few times ...that masseur is long gone and everything is very by the book and professional now.

I have a guy at a totally legit high end spa that started sucking me off on my second visit. I continue to book him from time to time and it happens every time. We don’t talk about it at all, as if it is normally part of the massage lol. He is taking a huge risk obviously but I guess he trusts me.

The only time it happened at a place I didn't expect it was when I was young and in shape and the therapist was like 21 so still in his impulsive years. I think it was a case of his horniness and not his regular practice.

On a cruise ship once I was getting a massage from a male in the spa. I really didn’t expect anything, but had my hands at the very edge of the massage table, palms up. As the massage progressed and his body was in the area of my hands, he leaned into my hand. I pushed back just a touch, suddenly he was hard. He continued the massage, neither of us said a word. Any mild pressure I made was returned with him leaning in with his erection. As he moved on down my body for the massage I figured was just a fluke and lucky moment. But, when he arrived on my other side his crotch and erection went immediately to my hand. I was pretty actively holding, playing with, stroking his cock through his pants. He was gently moaning, still massaging me. I think he ended up cumming based on his sighs and return to normal massage.
That was it...no HE or release for me but it was unexpected and fun.

Pure is a ripoff for what they're selling. 3-6 pills a day goes fast. You're definitely paying a premium for their ad campaign.
 
You can get the exact same results, often better, with mix-and-drink Metamucil.
 
https://www.amazon.com/Metamucil-Multi-Health-Psyllium-Supplement-Sugar-Free/dp/B003CT2YQY/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1TTLC1T2MQW01&dchild=1&keywords=metamucil&qid=1596902449&sprefix=metam,aps,272&sr=8-5
 
However, all said, nothing beats douching out if you want to make sure you're squeaky clean.

Not a Boomer but mine was similar as Dave above, one day after dinner with my mom and I decided to say, but I just couldn't so started getting really anxious and she asked me what was wrong and I just said "I'm gay" and her response was "That's it?" pretty much a non starter.
 
My father was a lot more of an emotional thing, we hugged and it was all very dramatic, but equally accepting.

My coming out to my parents was really quite easy. I was lucky. I left home right from high school to attend college across the country in NYC. It was a drama school so my male classmates were primarily gay. It really helped with my “gayness” and comfort level. When it was time to return home on my Christmas break, I decided this would be my time to come out to my family. Of course, I put it off for days. Finally, I had to do it. While we were at the Christmas breakfast table, I blurted out, “I’m gay.” My mother’s response was, “That’s nice. Please pass the coffee.” That was it! It was a non-starter! Come to find out, they knew since I was a little kid. But, it was nice to finally verbalize it.

Some of us didn’t start having m4m fun until our mid-20s or later, and don’t we deserve to make up for what we missed?

Interesting discussion. I have seen pictures of HOT men who are Trans. I could engage sexually with then. I could NO longer get hard and have sex with a women BUT I could get skin splitting ROCK hard and fuck a HOT Trans MAN.

You mean approximate to nearest Thousand:)

You mean approximate to nearest Thousand:)

depends on your age, body type, stamina, etc.
 
Start with 25mg and if you're not satisfied take half a 100mg pill, but never take more than 100mg per day.

As much as I am happy for you, I am sad that I might never get to meet you. Someone just before the pandemic recommended that I hire because he thought we'd get along well. Maybe it will still happen. Anyway, best of luck.

https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/500638/dario-and-ollie/

From a retired slut to an active one, welcome to the club!

You're right I have never paid.
But I have been paid

Well that is the truth. So I am a slut then.

Amateur slut.
 
At best.

Well, you are not a prude.?

I have to share right away. I mentioned @sniper 's suggestion to OB. He looked incredulous and said "Really? That would be okay?" When I assured him I was fine with the idea, he said he'd talk to her about it. Then after a long pause, he said, "Do you think she might feel like Wendy coming to live with the Lost Boys?"
 
I love this kid.

No I got that. I just wonder whether even travelling down here to stay would be worrisome. She'd definitely be welcome to stay for the semester.

Hmm, interesting, I hadn't thought of that. She'd of course be welcome, and let's face it, they were already spending most weekends at her room. I don't know if her parents would mind but travelling back from Boston might give her pause. But I hate seeing him so unhappy, so I'll float the idea with him.