Max

What a nut!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-8691191.html
 
I liked:
 
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: ‘Five beers, please’,”

I thought about this thread the other day when I was at an Equinox gym in London.
 
I overheard a young(er) member complaining to the front desk about 'naked guys in the locker room.' I guess he had his skirt in a twist over the fact that some men didn't have a towel on when they were shaving at the sink or whatnot. I found it funny.
 
I don't know what the front desk did about it, but fuck... It's a men's LOCKER ROOM.

I’m not a huge fan of the iPhoneX.
 
I miss the home button. Now, I can’t open my phone without
either raising it to my face or entering my pin. I used to be able
to discretely open it with just my finger tip under the table.
 
Overall, I find it harder to navigate and less intuitive than
the “older” iPhones. Prettier....but more difficult.

What you want to do is get the iPhone Xcort. It'll claim to be thicker than it is.
 
Kevin Slater

This anti-vax trend is bullshit. And because of these idiot parents, we're seeing a resurgence of things we had nearly gotten rid of in modern-day society.
 
Back on topic: The series of Hep shots is CRUCIAL for anyone in the gay community who's sexually active. It's such a simple thing to get and provides a wide spectrum of protection.

I would have thought gluten-free would disqualify anything from being artisanal.

I would have thought gluten-free would disqualify anything from being artisanal.

Natural, free-range, organic and gluten-free.

Natural, free-range, organic and gluten-free.

It looks like you have done much of your job and done it very, very well. They will have shoulder many of the responsibilities here on in, tho I know they will look back over their shoulders just to keep their bearings. And as you acknowledge, you will have a whole new life ahead of you. How exciting!

The new Masseurfinder layout is maddening and Rentmasseur is pretty similar on desktop, haven't tried from phone. Wish Masseurfinder would undo the "improvements" they made a few weeks ago, it's terrible.

If someone knows the design team on MF please tell them the site is awful when using a smartphone. It doesn't work well when scrolling.

I HATE the new design and when I'm scrolling trough the site with my iPhone it's unstable and weird. SO ANNOYING. They should fix that. Their new design had a lot of issues...

I saw Jake yesterday and what I wrote on page 2 here needs an update. To sum it all upfront, the experience left me thinking: "this is what it should be!"
 
His massage skills keep improving and he now delivers the best massage I've experienced on a bed. Thorough, able to deliver any pressure you desire, awesome stretching exercises, hip flexors and glutes not just covered but treated with gusto. I never thought a bed could compete with a massage table but the experience was actually made better because it was on a bed. He is such a nice, fun, engaging and smart dude so the whole vibe and the naturally closer contact were a big plus, I felt I was with a close buddy who also happens to be a great masseur and wants to be with me right then and there. I thought I didn't care as long as the massage was good, but it's actually super-nice to be with someone you are comfortable being naked. I mean, if I am going to lie there naked, let's have a level playing field, it helps me relax and really lose myself in the massage. And the whole thing flows from there, nothing sexual, but a massage that is excellent AND fun at the same time.
 
He is on the high end of pricing at $160 an hour ($240 for 90 minutes) but I thought it was worth every penny and left another $20. He has bulked up even more and is huge now. I am not into bodybuilders, I prefer nicely athletic but not bulked up, but I suspect many will enjoy that aspect too.
 
https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/musclejake1.shtml
https://www.massagem4m.com/masseur/16206/

From Quora:
 
What is your most interesting encounter with the police?



I was hitchhiking. A guy picked me up. A few miles down the road we were pulled over by a Washington State trooper.
 
The trooper was taking his time getting out of his cruiser. My driver was getting upset - glancing nervously in the rear view mirror.
 
“Look at this guy! What the hell is doing? Talking on the radio, looking out the window. Fucking cops!”
 
The trooper has finally emerged from his cruiser and is now adjusting his Smokey Bear hat while checking his look in the driver’s door glass.
 
“Jesus H Christ, what next?” My driver furiously rolled down his window and yelled back at the trooper “Hey! Did you forget your lint roller or some goddamn thing?”
 
The trooper straightened up, glanced our way and began a slow, deliberate walk up to the driver’s side of our car.
 
He had his right hand firmly on his weapon. I had my hand on the door handle, debating whether to jump out and run. The driver was halfway out the window, almost screaming .
 
“So tell me, pig, just what do you want? Why the hell did you pull me over?”
 
The trooper crouched down so his face was even with the driver’s. His face showed no emotion. I was jammed up tight to passenger side door, trying to make it clear that I’m Not With This Guy.
 
The trooper glanced at me, then held the driver in a steady gaze.
 
“What time are we supposed to be at Mom’s house tonight? I’ve got her birthday cake back at the office.”

I'm sure this has been posted here before, but it's worth another run.

Double pecs!!!

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