He/she/it likes to drain men to their last penny?
Perhaps.
But definitely not as much as he/she/it likes to drain the last drop of Botox from the tube to inject in those lips.

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10 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Just to recap......
From Central Park to Chelsea to East Midtown to Coney Island to the Lower East Side to the Upper East Side to Midwood to near the Brooklyn Navy Yard.....

One can get dizzy trying to catch him.  And all of those location changes for an overpriced, mediocre, unfulfilling massage .

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Now in Times Square.......

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9 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I saw Dniel today. He's very nice and looks great. I had explicitly asked for an erotic massage in our texts, but it didn't even go into sensual. The massage was very good. 

On my way out, I asked if he ever does a more erotic massage. He said he has done it in the past, but he's seeing someone and doesn't feel comfortable. 

It was a good massage, but as it was purely therapeutic, I wouldn't pay his rate again. 

Just to recap......
From Central Park to Chelsea to East Midtown to Coney Island to the Lower East Side to the Upper East Side to Midwood to near the Brooklyn Navy Yard.....

One can get dizzy trying to catch him.  And all of those location changes for an overpriced, mediocre, unfulfilling massage .

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I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga

Finally......... someone whose "problem" Bozo can Identify with 🤡

I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga

NYPOST.COM

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During one nightmare encounter, the UK's most well-endowed man was even "catfished" by a woman who tried to get him to appear on her OnlyFans page under the...

"So much for bigger being better. The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, claims that his titanic tallywacker has caused him some big problems, including dating difficulties, sex-ploitation, and perhaps, most embarrassingly, getting booted from yoga class because people thought he was aroused."

There isn't a chance in hell that Bozo will be having sex with this guy..... no matter how big his penis is.
As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.

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6 minutes ago, DWnyc said:

So let me ask again - why did the OP pose the basic question in this thread?

Market research?

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Agree 100%

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A little birdie landed on Bozo's head (in between his two luxurious tufts of bright red hair), and whispered in Bozo's ear that the adorable Lex - the boy with the flaxen hair, southern charm, and unfortunate tattoo - will be making a return appearance in Gotham this weekend.

Lex will be working at Tim's Naked party on Saturday night. Also, he will be shaking his cute little tush at FairyTail on Friday and Sunday nights.

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3 hours ago, BSR said:

Fred Goldman said as recently as 2 years ago that his family had yet to receive a cent of the settlement that OJ owed them.  I wonder if they and Nicole Brown's family will get anything now.

Simpson's entire estate should go to the Goldman and Brown families. NOT a PENNY to anyone else.

Surely this blood-thirsty lawyer wants HIS share. His vehemence and greed is astounding! The Goldman and Brown families should receive every penny O.J. had.
O.J.'s children merely get his legacy: An outstanding athlete, a Hertz TV commercial, a couple of mediocre movies, and a MURDERER.

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47 minutes ago, dutchal said:

Ale is gone but:  https://rentmen.eu/Vidale

 

@dutchal good catch!

He's graduated from a masseur to an escort.
So far, only one RM review. The client said the photos are not accurate, and he would not repeat.
Anyone wanna bet the ad will be down by the end of the weekend?

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What's the standard price in New York for 2 hours right now? That's like asking what's the standard price in New York for a new car right now.
It all depends on the model.
You don't pay the same price for a new BMW as you would for an '86 beaten up Chevy. Correct?
What does the model look like? Young or old? Well-built/Muscular or skinny/flabby? Handsome or unattractive/average? Tattooed or ink-free?
Also, how interactive is the guy? Then we all have our personal preferences/dislikes for which we would be willing to pay more fore or pay less, i.e. hairy/smooth, cut/uncut, tall/short, Black/White/Latin, etc.

There are some guys Bozo sees on Rentmen that he wouldn't pay $20 bucks to be with, and others for whom Bozo would empty out his bank account to be with.

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1 hour ago, dutchal said:

Now Ale:  https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/47784/

Absolutely magnificent specimen 💪. It's really hard to believe that nobody has tested the waters on Ale.

@dutchal not sure about your comment, "...And nicely priced, too". Is $200 for a massage considered a bargain these days?
Well, at least he's offering a 10% discount on Thursdays. That's a positive.

Would first like to read some reviews here about how interactive he is before taking the plunge myself.

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8 hours ago, Buff Daddy said:

Award winning Porn Star Ricky Roman 

Sunday night April 21st 

At Buffdaddys NYC 

Stage Show with Ricky and the dancers.

Buffdaddysparlourusa@gmail.com 

Hi John,

You just had a NYC event 2 days ago on April 14th. And now you are having another NYC event this Sunday, April 21st.
Has the NYC schedule changed from twice a month to every week?

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On 2/8/2024 at 11:42 AM, Shawn Monroe said:

analogy aside, some do it in a completely tactless way. First message will be “hi Shawn - looking for an appointment. Do you offer discounts?”

"... looking for an appointment. Do you offer discounts?"

That's usually the second of three questions Bozo asks when booking a provider.
It comes right after, "Do you accept expired Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons?"
And right before, "Do you validate parking?"

There is nothing wrong with asking a provider for a discount. It is not rude or demeaning, and should be offered as part of every provider's business model.
Bozo has observed numerous ads where the provider offers discounts for midweek hookups or morning appointments. Ostensibly, this is when business is slow. It is a shrewd business decision. It attracts clients who otherwise would have no interest in your services. Isn't it better to make some $$, then none at all? Many businesses offer discounts. Senior citizens get movie, hotel, and airline discounts; reduced fare to ride public transportation; and discounts at Costco, McDonalds, etc. Young, good looking people receive reduced admission at many saunas and clubs, and women get discounts at many bars (Ladies Night). 

For the provider out there that doesn't offer discounts, it is his loss. He will be losing out to the masseur/escort that does. Just an example of the entrepreneurial spirit that built this county. 

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20 hours ago, BostonDadType said:

Once again Jarrod shows his true colors.   He has such great contempt for clients it's hard to believe anyone would want to hire him.    I have to believe that his reputation on this board as a complaining crank follows him on RM and any socials he might be active on these days.   If I ever contacted a provider and got the replies he seems to send (send me $$ for a conversation, I'm not in your city yet - chill out, do you actually want to meet or just bugging me, etc.,etc.,) I would run for the hills and tell any potential clients to not waste their money.

 

It's not simply contempt, but it's the constant kvetching and whining, whining and kvetching....Oy! 

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If the photos are real, he rates a 9.8 on the Bozo scale of 0 thru 10 (nobody with foreskin can rate a perfect 10).

It's a little concerning that his preferences are very limited.
Has anyone had experience with him?

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And on a much, much, lighter note....

Q. What does John Elway have in common with OJ's getaway vehicle?

A. They are both slow-moving, white Broncos.

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He did not respond to Bozo's e-mail. Also, he has not logged into his RM account for almost 3 months.
Maybe he found another line of work? One that provides sick leave, health benefits, and a pension plan?

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O.J. Simpson dies of cancer at age 76, family says

O.J. Simpson dies of cancer at age 76, family says - ESPN

WWW.ESPN.COM

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O.J. Simpson, whose life as an American sports hero quickly turned when he was charged with the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, died...

OJ, for the most part, escaped human justice. He was a dark-hearted murderer, unremorseful to the end. What OJ will face without God in his heart is suffering on a scale we cannot imagine for all eternity. But God is not the OJ jury. God won't be conned by this vicious POS ..... he's already shoveling anthracite in the hottest corner of Hell .....

What a shame that OJ was never able to track down the real killers of Nicole and Ron ..... with dogged determination he never stopped his quest that had him searching every golf course in America ... Now that OJ is in Hell, who will pick up the hunt for the real killers ?

Bozo hopes he had a lot of pain while dying of cancer and also hopes it is VERY warm where he is now. 

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Sammy's dancers sue Birmingham strip club, claim minimum wage violations, forced illegal tip sharing

Sammy’s dancers sue Birmingham strip club, claim minimum wage violations, forced illegal tip sharing

WWW.AL.COM

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Sammy's mischaracterized the dancers as independent contractors, according to a lawsuit seeking at least $100,000 in compensatory damages.

Bozo has never heard of a club owner forcing its strippers to share their tips with the salaried employees; in this case, the dj, floor manager,and/or house mom. A "socialist" system is an apt description of workers, whose only income came from tips, being forced to share those tips with the rest of the staff, especially in light of also being required to pay a "house fee" to the owners.

If they all get the same share of all tips, WHERE pray tell is any motivation for them to do their best? Or anything beyond "just going through the motions?" The only group that’s motivated will be the IRS, who assuredly will go after the tips as unclaimed income. Look for an FBI raid anytime soon.

Bozo is cheering the girls on... and hopes the club owners are forced to pay big time for their greed. Though its unclear how much sympathy the strippers will get from an Alabama jury.

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On 4/10/2024 at 11:47 AM, EZEtoGRU said:

The latest inflation report is not a huge deal. .

Not a huge deal?  lmfao!

Stock market today: Dow plunges 470 points as US stocks tumble on hot inflation report

• US stocks tumbled on Wednesday as traders took in hotter-than-expected inflation.
• Consumer prices rose 3.8% year-per-year in March, higher than what economists had expected.
• The odds of a June Fed rate cut have been completely wiped off of the table, according to the CME FedWatch tool.

Stock market today: Dow plunges 470 points as US stocks tumble on hot inflation report

MARKETS.BUSINESSINSIDER.COM

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The odds of a June Fed rate cut have been completely wiped off of the table, according to the CME FedWatch tool.

Not a huge deal?

Try telling that to the consumers who have to dig further in to their pockets to pay for their essentials.
This inflation report is a disaster for the middle class, lower middle class, working poor, single mothers, etc.

Try telling that to investors, traders, and anyone with a retirement account. What is not a huge deal to you has cost the economy tens of billions.!!
But it's "not a huge deal"? Right?

i went to Panera Bread for the 1st time yesterday. 1/2 sandwich, urine cup size strawberry banana smoothie, (only size offered) and a child sized bag of chips. (1 Oz.?) just shy of $17.

It was absolutely delicious. Too, good - which made me suspect the ingredients - seed oils, MSG, corn syrup, sugar, maltitol, etc., as applicable…

Also, recently… mechanic: $1200, veterinarian: $1100, Dentist: $2900… you get the idea…

But it's not a huge deal....

3.5% increase in inflation over the last twelve months hardly describes the situation when this 12 month period began with record high inflation over the 12 months previous to that.

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ECONOMY

Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected

Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected

WWW.CNBC.COM

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The consumer price index in March was expected to increase 3.4% from a year ago, according to the Dow Jones consensus estimate.

"The consumer price index accelerated at a faster than expected pace in March, pushing inflation higher and likely keeping the Federal Reserve on hold with interest rates.

The CPI, a broad measure of goods and services costs across the economy, rose 0.4% for the month, putting the 12-month inflation rate at 3.5%, or 0.3 percentage point higher than in February, the Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Wednesday. Economists surveyed by Dow Jones had been looking for a 0.3% gain and a 3.4% year-over-year level.

Excluding volatile food and energy components, core CPI also accelerated 0.4% on a monthly basis while rising 3.8% from a year ago, compared to respective estimates for 0.3% and 3.7%."

 

Anyone that has to go to the store and buy food or has to fill the car with gas knows inflation never went away.

 

i heard a great line:
Q. What is the most expensive vehicle to operate in the US today?
A. A grocery cart.

 

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1 hour ago, readyfortheride said:

I'm being told Alvin no longer works at Times Square.  Does anyone know where he went? 

Yes. He teamed up with Simon and Theodore to form the cutest trio of traveling masseurs. 
Sorry guys, NO happy endings ☺️.

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1 hour ago, DrownedBoy said:

Does anyone know what he's trying to say here?

 

A lover of new experiences, I really seek to give palcer in a different way

Bozo, being a multi-lingual clown, assumes he is attempting to say that he is seeking to give "placer" in a different way. "Placer" being the Spanish word for pleasure.

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Poof!
Ad is gone....
Like all of his other ads...  

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8 minutes ago, gmoney said:

He is not straight at all. He has a boyfriend. 

Bozo has met a lot of str8 escorts and strip club dancers who claim they are gay or bi. They believe it broadens their appeal.
However, this is the opposite. Why would a gay rentboy promote himself as str8?

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