You are not alone.
http://greginhollywood.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/560897_10150976413029350_1622389637_n-400x5131.jpg I also did a lot of "thinking" when Christopher Knight of The Brady Bunch began to mature.
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I can only assume he is blissfully unaware of T-bone collisions. It angers me when people needlessly risk their lives when they have the responsibilities of pet-care.