Funguy

As an intern I had a 20 something gorgeous blond hunk come to the ER with a length of air tubing stuck in his uethra. Turned out he manipulated it so much (I sure hope he got pleasure) that it tied itself in a knot in his bladder and had to be surgically removed! Yeah, he was embarrassed but God was he hot! I made sure I was in surgery with him. Wonder what happened to him - it was over 40 years ago!

Don't you have to catch it to put salt on its tail?

Recently I went out to dinner at a very fine steak restaurant and started with tuna tartare and had steak tartare for my entree with really hot skinny fries (they tend to cool quickly) and creme brulee for dessert. Almost had an orgasm at the table.

Oops - my bad.

YUM!

Done Good luck! Be safe! Wooooof!

Chinese perhaps?

When that's happened. I just cum again later in the massage. I have one masseur who makes a game of getting me off for #1, then #2 at the end!

When that's happened. I just cum again later in the massage. I have one masseur who makes a game of getting me off for #1, then #2 at the end!

Try "animal style" - wrapped in lettuce!

Try "animal style" - wrapped in lettuce!

I'll take all the meats, please.

He decided to take a break from the Forum a few years ago. Sure do miss him - wonderful experiences!

Yes, indeed! Unforgettable! :rolleyes:

Oh yes!!! The masseur is retired now but it was amazing. DAMN! Extremely erotic - started with a very tight and unrushed hug and deep kiss. Proceeded to each undressing the other, piece by piece, full contact and exploration, unrushed in any way. By the time we made it to the table we were both naked and . . .

I LOVE the "Travel Bag." The Travel Pack is just a bit smaller but the Travel Bag is perfect for up to 10 days of "stuff". If I am going on a "long" flight I will stick a sandwich in one of the end compartments. Using the packing cubes it is easy for TSA to go thru the bag without totally screwing up your organization and for pack/unpack. The zipper inside with the lock is great for cash and passport, outside side compartments for smaller things that would tend to disappear somewhere. Once you have used the bag a time or two you develop your own packing method but it comes with recommendations for what to put where. Totally useful product!

I always have 'advanced planning' by up to a few weeks. Massage and escort. They all seem fine with it and I've never encountered even a hint of being pissed off.

I have a Nomatic (nomatic.com) travel bag - a family of 4 comfortably fits (LOL). It is a back pack or can be carried like a regular bag. It is divided into many compartments for organization unlike other back packs. Fits as carryon. I went to Hawaii a few months ago and it fit 10 days of clothing, etc. without issue. Of benefit for all travelers - thank you Lance - are packing "cubes" of various sizes to completely organize your packing. See at Amazon. Unbelievable for separating and organizing clothing, toiletries, anything you pack.

8. You may be pushing boundaries but, you never know. Especially if you are doing sensual/erotic and HE. Most offer a shower after (even if at client) and will turn client's shower on to have warm or hot water for him. I had one masseur (sadly, retired) who was extremely!! erotic without HE but at end said LET'S shower and he went to town. Much more satisfaction than plain HE.

LOL . . . but the entire room had beautiful wood paneling with fancy moldings. There was a hollow area behind one panel and PRESTO! - pushed on it and another marble bathroom appeared.

Tom Isern

The Crillon in Paris. I wasn't paying, thank god! Fantastic suite - huge. Didn't even realize there was a second bathroom until the night prior to departure. Found the jacuzzi!!

Ask our 1 and only TB!

Renewed my car registration on line. Smog certificate in order, no tickets, nothing to cause a problem. Paid the amount noted, the same on line as on the hard copy. Waited waited waited waited. After 3 weeks, called Sacramento and they have no record despite my DMV receipt and my credit card charge. Took all to AAA, they found it, told me I OVERPAID which is why DMV couldn't find it (how about using a name or license number instead of $amount!. BUT they couldn't fix it because it was off by $60 and their max refund was $50! I said, give me 50 and treat yourselves on my 10. But. NOOOOOO. Would screw up the books Off to DMV, wait 90 minutes past my appt time just for the clerk to go, "what the fuck!" when she figured it out. Got the $60 and the sticker in record time - 5 weeks.

But there was that sticky spot!