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As a physician I can understand why and how much good the TRUE support animals do for their humans. I had 2 big dogs and was moving and every house i tried to rent refused because of the dogs. They well totally well-behaved, trained, did not jump on people, and most who met them fell in love with them. I looked on the web, found sites to have them "certified" as support animals within 48 hours and then decided against that road because landlords would only find another reason to get rid of them (and me) and I felt it reflected badly on the entire subject. It's simply dishonest. My local market has a HUGE sign outside the entrance that only support animals will be allowed inside. That stops no-one. There are dogs everywhere I go - big ones on leashes without the requisite "vest" identifying them as support animals. Occasionally I see a sight-impaired shopper with a dog and those animals are truly well-trained and behaved. The others go up to people, sniff them, etc. The management does nothing to discourage this. I wonder what they would say if the Health Department came sniffing around!

One of my favorite meals of all time was back in the 90's -I took the Orient Express from Venice to Paris (24 hours and overnight). Dinner was Roasted Duckling (crispy) with raspberry/cognac sauce. It was sooooooo good! The experience of being on THE Orient Express was also memorable - formal wear for dinner; line up at bedtime in silk robes and Pjs to use the "facilities" - all a hoot!

Not with massage cream but with an escort and lube (Gun Oil.) I've used Gun Oil many time but JEEZ - my whole ass, inside and outside got bright red, painful as Hell, and swollen in a 2 inch border around my anus starting about 2 hours after the meet.. i could barely walk or sit for days and had to use silvadene cream (for burns) and Lidocaine gel along with the hydrocortisone (Rx 2.5%). Took 3 weeks!

Too funny - happened to me almost like that at a new restaurant in London about 7-8 years ago. I don't even remember the name but it was supposed to be sizzling hot and difficult to get a reservation. London was having a heat wave (!) and I was not in a mood for snooty waiters. I just wanted something plain - grilled fish with lemon and butter and a Caesar salad. As I was sipping my $22.00 Martini and biting my tongue to be polite, I lost it and said, "Fuck this!" We got up, walked out (after leaving cash on the table for the drink) and I took my drink with me.

Happiest of birthday wishes!

You have to play with the butter and the cheese amounts until it is how you like it. Make sure the butter is very soft, room temp, maybe a bit melted and add the grated cheese. Mix and mix and mix while adding the cheese. A good quality Parmesan can make a difference. Then slowly warm the mixture until just about melted, add to the hot pasta for the final melt. Good luck!

Thank you @Benjamin_Nicholas for the citations on Fettucini Alfredo. I'm at work with no time to look. There is a significant taste and texture difference when made without the cream. When I make it and then sit down to eat it, I go "ahhhhh" and don't feel SO guilty!

I happen to love escargot, duck a l'orange, onion soup, even liver and onions! Lobster Thermador I would kill for but it's nowhere to be found. I love all the "old" classics, prepared without shortcuts. I would almost kill for a simple fettuccine Alfredo prepared the original way - parmesan and butter and NO cream.

I am glad that so many like/recognize the drawbacks in using a topical anesthetic. I hate the stuff - I want to feel every millimeter from tip to base BUT slowly, especially as he passes over my prostate and sort of hangs there! Oh god! Now I have to go do something.

i would give you guys a BIG CAUTION if you use it! Pain can be a signal that you are doing something that the body does not want to do or is not ready for. If you disconnect the signal you run the risk of tears, punctures, etc. and when it wears off you can wind up in pain, with infections, etc. Might even be embarrassing to wind up in the ER! Have your partner do some anal play which stretches the anus (a whole lot more fun than numbing it!) Try using a dildo even, tho I prefer a few fingers exploring me.

They are all over my neighborhood. It's fun to watch their expressions when I tell them i'm Jewish! One day I was walking my dog with a friend and was stopped - I told them i was jewish and he told them he was Catholic and it was like watching iced water being throw on on a dick!

unacceptable

In my previous abode I had 2 safes - one in a fairly obvious place and one NOBODY would find. The first i referred to as a "mugger's" safe and i kept a small amount of cash and papers. The other had all the good stuff, including cash. When I sold that house I showed the buyer only the mugger's safe. Believe me, he'll never find the other one unless he does some remodelling. He was an asshole!

Anal warts ?HPV most likely. Cauliflower is a very common description of this condition.

Sorry - he is wayyyyy too big!

We could put our own TB into his uniform (dress, of course) here and he would still stand out! Come on TB

Flattery will always get you somewhere. I can't even remember when I was that young. I'll definitely "settle" for being the mature gentleman that I am. But thank you WG for the compliment.

Oh! I love them all!

Gotta tell you, as a physician I deal with a lot of KP and you are very lucky you had a mild case. Most of the time even Amlactin does not work!

E sono la mosca sulla parete! (and I am the fly on the wall!) Ha sentito il nostro comune amigo: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?

Whoa there, WG!!! And you didn't ask me to be the photographer? I'm hurt! (But, of course, that was the point - sharp!) I will have to discuss this with our mutual friend.

Get another whatsapp account and tie it to your "private" number?

In the past, when I had just started hiring, I used to email or text, whichever was preferred by the escort. When I didn't get a ping with an email I would send a text; if none with a text, I'd send an email. No answer to both, I did not waste my time. When there was an answer, I was as succinct as I could get about my stats, what I liked, what was needed, when, how long and in or out call. Then no answer, move on; answer, would then simply confirm date and time. That's all it took. But then, there was a particular escort that I did this with, and the date was 10 days off and I got frisky -- I sent him a very titillating email of my plans for him on Monday. His answer indicated more exchange but I made him wait until Tuesday, then Wednesday, etc. By our meeting on Saturday we just stripped our clothes off as soon as I was inside the room and went at it like rabbits! And had a great laugh at the end. There have also been a few escorts I really wanted to have some time with who never would answer. I happened to mention this to another escort re: one and a different person (client) about the other. They both said, "Next time he comes through, try again." Bingo!! for both. I never asked, neither volunteered an answer but now I see those guys all the time and I get a text when they even think they will be through my area (I need a few weeks notice because of work). There is no rhyme or reason to any of it except that, for me, I have found that the more experienced the escort, the less difficulty in scheduling, including just a quick phone call. Some of them even suggest this before the meet. One becomes very adept at shorthand in texts especially. If it's someone you have already been with: "Hi. Can you meet on Tues, 9th, 2 hours in the morning?" "9th sounds great, what time?" "10:30" "See you then."

Damn, Whipper - that's molto bello!

Agree about Shake Shack but meat - rare and juicy!