Becket

I've been trying to make sourdough bread. Ordered some good starter from the King Arthur baking company. But my results have been kinda MEH! Any bread bakers among the brethren? I need some tips.

Best massage in FLL, IMHO, is Johnnny. He's from Brazil and speaks perfect English. Plus he is very handsome, very willing, and a whole lot of fun.

Recently I laid down on the table of a good looking muscle guy for a nice massage. About fifteen minutes in my stomach rumbled and I suddenly needed to fart. So I said, "Hey I need to fart, OK?" The response was something like, "OMG GO TO THE BATHROOM. HURRY!" It wasn't like I was gonna take a dump on his mother's oriental. I just needed to pass gas, then get back to the massage. His frantic response killed the mood so I just laid there and said I'm ok now. A few minutes later I said that was enough, thank you; got dressed, paid, and walked out the door. Weird experience all around.

Off topic I know. But I remember having a probably unhealthy obsession of my own in college with the blond stud muffin guy in my frat. Nothing to the level of these two movies, but I would take any opportunity to be around the guy. We became friendly, if not friends. Once, to my great surprise, we ended up walking together alone through a wooded area of my college town. He jumped up an embankment, then became a little worried about how he was gonna get down. I looked up at those dreamy blue eyes and replied, "Don't worry, I'll catch you." He then jumped down and, for a brief moment, was in my arms. My left hand had caught him at his navel, and I remember lingering there as long as I dared on that glorious treasure trail. The moment was over and that was that. But the memory of that brief touch stayed with me for years.

Many say Saltburn reminds them of The Talented Mr. Ripley. I loved them both.

I'd be scared to death. Damn car drives with no driver? It's the work of the devil.

I really liked Saltburn. So many twists and turns. And Jacob Elordi is gorgeous.

MOM!!! Don't come in right now. I'm doing my homework.

Hey guys, why am I now getting these letters and numbers in the link? I click on it and nothing happens. This is new. Anyone know? (I couldn't figure out how to make this quote end up in a PM to the administrators to ask them.) If you know how to do that as well, lemme know. Thanks.

Suits me just fine. I appreciate the provider making the effort for me of being more sure of his ability to perform. Besides, chemistry between two guys is always a big issue. Perhaps he's really not into me and needs a little extra help to make my experience better. Great, no problem. Doesn't hurt my feelings and really shouldn't hurt yours.

Anything with a Glen in front of it. Glenfiddich. Glenlivet. Glenmorangie.

andy_cooks. Australian guy. He hollers out, "Babe, what do you want for lunch?" She replies, then he whips it up. You get a fast forward 20 second presentation. It's really cute.

Laundry. Or I might go wild and clean my toilet as well.

Welcome, fancyboot. I see you're a newbie. Don't let the snark get to you. Many of us are cranky sometimes. I would suggest that your question is a bit too broad. Kinda like asking if redheads like salmon. "Openly gay/bi men" is a whole lotta folks. Wait, you're not AI, are you? Those sneaky programs....... Anyway, enjoy the show.

AMEN ALLELUIA

If I were in Ireland I'd hire the first guy I found, put on a blindfold, and have him talk for hours on end with that Irish brogue. He wouldn't even have to touch me; I'd be exploding everywhere. God I love the sound of the voice of an Irishman.

We want all the details. Tell all!!!

Ummm. No

Your title was kinda funny, kinda shocking.

Ummm...See I bought a jar of pickles. And I dropped it. And there was water and pickle juice all over the floor. And I slipped, and my but fell right on top of a pickle that was leaning on the side. And it just jumped right up my anus.

I'd get lost in all that gorgeous blond hair.

Damn this show rips your heart out. It makes me so angry. All these people forced to live double lives, harassed for who and how they love. Some of it is so hard to watch. But so many beautiful scenes. In one episode Hawk and Skippy are naked in the living room, slow dancing to their favorite song. Gorgeous. Took my breath away. Seeing the series makes me wanna go read the book. I don't want to miss a single thing.

The Texas football team wears the sexiest pants. Bright white, you can always see the jock straps, and on those lucky days when it rains and their pants get all wet.......well Glory!

Never laughed so hard as when watching the 70's show Soap. I thought it was hysterical. Shows my weird sense of humor I suppose.

Give him a gift. Don't even think about it. Cash or gift cards. Why is this a hard question? Be nice to someone if you can. Geez Louise!