BenjaminNicholas

Oaxaca has always been a popular place amongst travelers who know MX well.
I'd also recommend Merida, Guanajuato, Isla Holbox, Morelia, La Paz and Monterrey.
The food scene in Oaxaca is insane.  Absolutely worth visiting just to eat three meals a day.

I have good memories of Wet Dreams.
It was the only time in my life I opted to fuck a dancer in a back cubicle.

Have you read some of the things posted on this board?
It feels like guys in their 50s are elderly.

Yes.  Although not gay, which was what the op was going for, it's a new line with a great product.
I have a client who loves high-end cruises.  We did the new Explora I this last year.  For only having had a few months of sailing, the ship is great.  Beautiful atrium bar.  Good gym.  Great spa.  The design on the ship is modern without being cold.  Reminds me of what Viking does so well with their ships.
Explora reminds me of MSC's Yacht Club product if the whole ship were designed for it.  They truly took a good product from their larger line and condensed it down into the very best of what they can do.  

The hotels there don't have an issue with visitors.  At worst, they'll ask them to provide identification before they go up to your room.
A hostel seems like a bad idea.  
I've stayed at the Park Hyatt and Vinpearl Landmark in HCMC, both were lifestyle-friendly. 

Why the fuck would he want to engage further with someone like you?

You have actual decent hotels in Barcelona.  There's no reason to waste money at an Axel.
Cotton House.
Mandarin Oriental.
Seventy Barcelona.
Casa Bonay.
The Wittmore.
 

This.  Less than a dozen posts and already a sniper.  That's cause for question.
It also doesn't help that some of these replies sound either drunk or like they were put into a blender and someone hit the 'frappe' button.

I really needed you to keep the food-related puns going on this reply.

This is also a HUGE issue for expats who live in Mexico.  They can't or won't learn to read/write Spanish.
To me, it's an incredibly (entitled, funny, odd) American behavior to expect the entire world to speak English.  
I'm currently beginning the process of looking at real estate in CDMX, both as an immediate turnkey investment, but also as a long term move-to option.  Mexico makes residency pretty easy and I've been a fluent Spanish speaker for years.  
Living on $1k/mo in Mexico City would be doable, but you'd need to pick your battles.  The average lower income worker takes home about $500/month and it's enough to let them and their family live a low-middle class life (inclusive of housing, food, clothing, etc).
No matter where you move, I suggest making sure you can communicate and thrive.  Don't just move somewhere because it's cheap.

Would you prefer to keep them in your flat, chained to the radiator?

This is exactly the right answer.
That said, my best clients make most time we share together a conversation, not a dictation.
If they are foodies or are curious about high-end dining, I have that experience to steer them.

This.  100%.
I like the feel of a heavy steel ring, but like you, it tends to make me cum very quickly when wearing it.
I need to get used to the feeling of it on a more regular basis to numb myself out to it a bit.  
Wear it to the gym, etc.  Not just for when I'm going to fuck.

Well...
When the classical trio starts playing in the Living Room, I quietly put my hand under his ass.
By the time they're finishing their set 45 minutes later with Chopin's piano concerto no 1, I have a few fingers in him.
Is that still considered tasteful?

BFE is different for everyone, so it's key to talk about what expectations are (if there are any).
I'm currently in a two-week BFE on a small ship through Canada.  The key is to make sure things feel natural, in-the-moment and easy.  It's not just about sex.  It's about an entire experience starting from the time you wake up to the time you go to sleep.
A good escort is going to see verbal and non-verbal cues. 

The Hookies (and HustlaBall) were basically the yearly major event for the industry.  
The event is still out there, but it's nowhere as popular as it used to be.
The event was never very client-centric.  It was an event conceived for rentboys, by rentboys.
 
 

This.  100%.
If you take solid care of yourself, no one will know what your actual age is.  A lot of escorts live hard and it shows, which has always amazed me considering this is (initially) a looks-based business.  Smoking, sunshine and steroids always catch up with people in the end and it's usually not pretty.
However, shaving 10+ years off is no bueno.  

What I WANDER is why the board continues to let him create screen names and pull the same bullshit over and over again.

What I WANDER is why the board continues to let him create screen names and pull the same bullshit over and over again.

For guys who look like him, there will always be clients.
Tall, muscular gingers have a very dedicated fanbase.

I really hope he meant MICKEY Rooney.

This is where places like Mexico City shine.  Nearly every gay bar there has a back/dark room.
The States have whitewashed their gay bars to a point of being completely milquetoast.