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A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches a table, and asks "May I join you?"

I asked a friend who worked in restaurants all his life if he understood "Office Space". He'd done a short stint in an office at a restaurant marketing company and got it completely.

I asked a friend who worked in restaurants all his life if he understood "Office Space". He'd done a short stint in an office at a restaurant marketing company and got it completely.

I feel your pain....
 
And then the programming gets done in India....
 
And then the coding is error laden.....
 
And then the test cases and use cases were not adequately defined.....
 
And then the acceptance criteria were weak....
 
And then the contractual disputes begin....
 
And then Senior Management who sponsored (well managed) project are fired....
 
And then it starts all over....

not to mention the danger from dihydrogen monoxide...

not to mention the danger from dihydrogen monoxide...

I was surprised too, but not disappointed. Sometimes you get tired of that jaw-click.

5 inches is plenty for those of us with a small mouth or ass! If he's hot, he's hot at 5 inches! If he's not, would 3 more inches make his kisses better, his rhythm more erotic or his cock tastier? Let us not decline into size-queen-ery! Enjoy the boy for what he has (for Priapus' sake just look at him!!!!) And not bemoan what he has not. Would any of us turn him away from our door? I wouldn't!

Give the PC police my number.
 

I can't find my copy! I think I must have loaned it out years ago.
 
Wasn't it "Dildo Bugger"? A lot of the joke names in there might be hard for younger people to get the jokes. Goodgulf the wizard, Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt...some dated references there. I haven't seen a Gulf station in years, and not even sure Arrow makes shirts any more.

I can't find my copy! I think I must have loaned it out years ago.
 
Wasn't it "Dildo Bugger"? A lot of the joke names in there might be hard for younger people to get the jokes. Goodgulf the wizard, Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt...some dated references there. I haven't seen a Gulf station in years, and not even sure Arrow makes shirts any more.

great thread. #1 looks a lot like Jon Snow on Game of Thrones, but I'm pretty sure he's never done a picture like that. :-)
 
a tumblr I found a while ago with lots more for anyone who liked this thread: http://lovemalepubichair.tumblr.com/archive

I was just recently in a situation with a lot of similarities to that. It started out well but after a while, he was frustrated that he wasn't going anywhere, and said he needed someone who would push him more. I'd done a lot to give him a base where he could push himself, but pushing other people as opposed to supporting isn't my style, and he seemed to need that. He's off on his own now, not sure if he's going to live up to his potential or not.

makes me glad I've got a minivan with lots of seating.

makes me glad I've got a minivan with lots of seating.

I do like the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis.

Agreed. I've tricked with a few guys who made me feel like a rake handle was being shoved in my mouth.

I agree. I like the plot part as it makes the fantasy more real.

I heard last night that Cleese and Eric Idle are doing a tour in the Southern states in October. I'm thinking of buying tickets and flying down just to see them.

"Do you speak another language besides English?"

Canine

KFM also had "A Fistful of Yen", the parody of Bruce Lee movies, with the Dating Game style introduction of the contestants for the martial arts tournament; named "Long Wang", "Hung Well", and "Enormous Genitals".

It looks professionally done, spiral-bound. I suspect she found it in some quirky gift store repurposing old books as notebooks.

Same for me. My parents never discussed it. They sent me to an evening program at school where they talked about it to the boys in one room, the girls in another. I think there might have been a filmstrip. On the drive home, my Dad asked if I had any questions. I did not.
 
We also had a four-volume set for teens called "The Life Cycle Library" discussing sex. I fantasized to a few of the drawings in there, one of a naked teen boy toweling off, showing how the genitals and pubic hair grew during adolescence. My younger sister sent me a notebook a few years ago that's made from the cover and selected pages from that set.

Monty Python's "Vocational Guidance Counselor" sketch.
 

 
"But I want to be a lion tamer!"

Monty Python's "Vocational Guidance Counselor" sketch.
 

 
"But I want to be a lion tamer!"