MrDakota

compared to New York, LA and Chicago?  look around dude we're not safe in our own country.  

Checked out the scene in PV for a weekend 
Puerto Vallarta 
Anthropology - not sure how they stay in business.  they are so far over and really don't have any good guys.  The past several trips I did go to check it out and it was like I was waking them up by coming in.  Was only a handful of other customers.  Used to be amazing back in the day.  Big private rooms upstairs.  No cover. Cash only bar and entertainers, anything goes. 
Wet - Love the redesign - Shower behind the bar looks awesome.  good amount of entertainers each night prob 15. Stays open late till like 3am or 4am depending on the crowd.  No cover.  Cash only for most bar or entertainers.  The bar does take cards if you pay a certain amount of buy bottle service - just not for a few drinks.  Back room 500 pesos and were large with benches.  Entertainers anything goes 1500 pesos.  They do do shows in the open in the shower behind the bar nude and on a pole in the back of the and will come pester for tips weather you watched the show or not which is annoying.  
Club 69 - Fun club.  No cover charge.  Cash only bar and entertainers.  2 levels which is cool.  Private rooms downstairs 500 pesos with padded bench and large mirror. Entertainers were 1500-2000 pesos for anything goes.  They are aggressive on their public shows and demanding tips.  half the guys are fun, half are asleep on uninterested and on their phones.  the manager gets on the PA and tells people to either tip or leave which kinda annoyed me.
B-Mine (formerly Pervert) - wow nice space.  Completely gutted the old Pervert club and renovated it.  Upon entry as you go up to the second level, if you look up you walk under a shower with a plexiglass floor and can see the guys showering above you (if someone's in there).  Club has 2 poles and multiple backrooms.  No cover charge and they *do* accept credit cards for both the bar and backroom/entertainers.  Backrooms are the nicest and there is also a suite in the basement with a hot tub and bed. Only a handful of guys, two of which were hot and did offer pretty reasonable private show fees.  
Casa Capula - Has full nude pool parties and reg pool parties.  Both feature go-go dancers who offer extra services in a side area
Tijuana
Premier Mens Club - Fun club.  Went two nights back to back.  One for their Mens Only night and one for regular night.  Mens only was cool but I felt like there was less dancers.  They do have more m4m shows with full action, and some audience interactions.  I felt the non-mens only night/regular night was better.  There was a lot more dancers and better vibe.  Probably 20 or so dancers on a long catwalk with poles at each end.  music is loud and the same beat all night.  Drag shows at like 2am.  They still open till 5 or 6am.  Mixture of seats along side the stage as well as high top tables and booths.  There is a dark room for guests and private room in the club as well.  If at any point you want to talk to the dancer or want an open floor lap dance, either signal the entertainer or tell a waiter who will get them for you. They dance and grind on you for few minutes as long your tipping.  USD is welcome here as well as Mexican Pesos. 
Private was $500 pesos for the room and varies what for the entertainer.  Private room is behind the main bar and you have to be buzzed in.  two rooms with curtain booths that have a chair and mirror.  Had some fun back there.  Club seems to be cash only.  There is a cover charge of 100 pesos. ATM is down the street at the casino or in one of the gad stations.  Be careful as Tijuana is a major strip club city for straight guys and police are known to shake people down regularly.  Uber between the border and the club and back.  It's literally 5 minutes each way but worth it.  Club has always been safe.  There is a bath house above it by the same owner with rooms to rent and hotel next door that the entertainers recommend for more in-depth shows with rooms for $40 usd.  
Mr. TJ Mens Spa / Only Boys Spa - New Mens Massage Studio for gay men. Has 12-15 masseurs working offering various massage. Sports, tantric and more.  Tantric both parties are nude and was 1400 pesos. Well run, clean and professional. Takes cards.  Had Jean-Carlos who was amazing.
 

compared to New York, LA and Chicago?  look around dude we're not safe in our own country.  

Checked out the scene in PV for a weekend 
Puerto Vallarta 
Anthropology - not sure how they stay in business.  they are so far over and really don't have any good guys.  The past several trips I did go to check it out and it was like I was waking them up by coming in.  Was only a handful of other customers.  Used to be amazing back in the day.  Big private rooms upstairs.  No cover. Cash only bar and entertainers, anything goes. 
Wet - Love the redesign - Shower behind the bar looks awesome.  good amount of entertainers each night prob 15. Stays open late till like 3am or 4am depending on the crowd.  No cover.  Cash only for most bar or entertainers.  The bar does take cards if you pay a certain amount of buy bottle service - just not for a few drinks.  Back room 500 pesos and were large with benches.  Entertainers anything goes 1500 pesos.  They do do shows in the open in the shower behind the bar nude and on a pole in the back of the and will come pester for tips weather you watched the show or not which is annoying.  
Club 69 - Fun club.  No cover charge.  Cash only bar and entertainers.  2 levels which is cool.  Private rooms downstairs 500 pesos with padded bench and large mirror. Entertainers were 1500-2000 pesos for anything goes.  They are aggressive on their public shows and demanding tips.  half the guys are fun, half are asleep on uninterested and on their phones.  the manager gets on the PA and tells people to either tip or leave which kinda annoyed me.
B-Mine (formerly Pervert) - wow nice space.  Completely gutted the old Pervert club and renovated it.  Upon entry as you go up to the second level, if you look up you walk under a shower with a plexiglass floor and can see the guys showering above you (if someone's in there).  Club has 2 poles and multiple backrooms.  No cover charge and they *do* accept credit cards for both the bar and backroom/entertainers.  Backrooms are the nicest and there is also a suite in the basement with a hot tub and bed. Only a handful of guys, two of which were hot and did offer pretty reasonable private show fees.  
Casa Capula - Has full nude pool parties and reg pool parties.  Both feature go-go dancers who offer extra services in a side area
Tijuana
Premier Mens Club - Fun club.  Went two nights back to back.  One for their Mens Only night and one for regular night.  Mens only was cool but I felt like there was less dancers.  They do have more m4m shows with full action, and some audience interactions.  I felt the non-mens only night/regular night was better.  There was a lot more dancers and better vibe.  Probably 20 or so dancers on a long catwalk with poles at each end.  music is loud and the same beat all night.  Drag shows at like 2am.  They still open till 5 or 6am.  Mixture of seats along side the stage as well as high top tables and booths.  There is a dark room for guests and private room in the club as well.  If at any point you want to talk to the dancer or want an open floor lap dance, either signal the entertainer or tell a waiter who will get them for you. They dance and grind on you for few minutes as long your tipping.  USD is welcome here as well as Mexican Pesos. 
Private was $500 pesos for the room and varies what for the entertainer.  Private room is behind the main bar and you have to be buzzed in.  two rooms with curtain booths that have a chair and mirror.  Had some fun back there.  Club seems to be cash only.  There is a cover charge of 100 pesos. ATM is down the street at the casino or in one of the gad stations.  Be careful as Tijuana is a major strip club city for straight guys and police are known to shake people down regularly.  Uber between the border and the club and back.  It's literally 5 minutes each way but worth it.  Club has always been safe.  There is a bath house above it by the same owner with rooms to rent and hotel next door that the entertainers recommend for more in-depth shows with rooms for $40 usd.  
Mr. TJ Mens Spa / Only Boys Spa - New Mens Massage Studio for gay men. Has 12-15 masseurs working offering various massage. Sports, tantric and more.  Tantric both parties are nude and was 1400 pesos. Well run, clean and professional. Takes cards.  Had Jean-Carlos who was amazing.
 

keep in mind that the "Ped West" port of entry closes at like 2pm.  This is the one that is directly next to the outlet mall parking deck that has the bridge into TJ dropping you right in front of  tho rginal gay complex Extacis/Fusion (long closed from a fire).  That bridge only has limited hours like 6am-2pm each day - 
Border Wait Times
BWT.CBP.GOV After that point of entry closes, you just have to walk further over to the regular San Ysidro border crossing by the trolly stop/McDonalds which is 24/7 but further from premier (still walking distance on usa side - an extra 5-10 minutes).   There is an ATM inside that gas station as you come out on the Mexico side that's safe to use to get pesos.  DO NOT got to an ATM on ave revolucion as the cops watch for this and stop you and shake you down.   Uber between the border and Premier - it's like $3 usd and well worth the safety it gives.
Also - be very clear with them if you want a private show.  Don't accept nods.  If your using translator app, have them write back what they are agreeing to.  once you go to the back they have you $40 usd for the room. Last time the dancer then changed his story of what he would do back there, after we were already back there and the room was paid for.  Seemed like the other dancers were more pushing to take privates to the bath house upstairs - which used to be included in premier admission charge.
Make sure to have your passport or passport card as they are stamping them now in retaliation to trump.  If you don't its $300 usd fine or bribe.

compared to New York, LA and Chicago?  look around dude we're not safe in our own country.  

compared to New York, LA and Chicago?  look around dude we're not safe in our own country.  

keep in mind that the "Ped West" port of entry closes at like 2pm.  This is the one that is directly next to the outlet mall parking deck that has the bridge into TJ dropping you right in front of  tho rginal gay complex Extacis/Fusion (long closed from a fire).  That bridge only has limited hours like 6am-2pm each day - 
Border Wait Times
BWT.CBP.GOV After that point of entry closes, you just have to walk further over to the regular San Ysidro border crossing by the trolly stop/McDonalds which is 24/7 but further from premier (still walking distance on usa side - an extra 5-10 minutes).   There is an ATM inside that gas station as you come out on the Mexico side that's safe to use to get pesos.  DO NOT got to an ATM on ave revolucion as the cops watch for this and stop you and shake you down.   Uber between the border and Premier - it's like $3 usd and well worth the safety it gives.
Also - be very clear with them if you want a private show.  Don't accept nods.  If your using translator app, have them write back what they are agreeing to.  once you go to the back they have you $40 usd for the room. Last time the dancer then changed his story of what he would do back there, after we were already back there and the room was paid for.  Seemed like the other dancers were more pushing to take privates to the bath house upstairs - which used to be included in premier admission charge.
Make sure to have your passport or passport card as they are stamping them now in retaliation to trump.  If you don't its $300 usd fine or bribe.

I am not a fan of Johnsons Lauderdale and have given multiple tries over the years.  However, Boardwalk has increasingly gotten better, but its late hours when its best.  The club gets packed between 1am-4am as it's the only after hours strip club.  Dancers start at 10pm but the good ones seem to arrive around 1am for the after-hours.  They do have private rooms at $30-$40 depending on the size of the room plus whatever you decide to arrange with the dancer.  I went every night tours-sun and was not disappointed.  
Le Boy is younger guys but can have some college guys and porn stars.  It's hit or miss.  Dies out before midnight. 

I am not a fan of Johnsons Lauderdale and have given multiple tries over the years.  However, Boardwalk has increasingly gotten better, but its late hours when its best.  The club gets packed between 1am-4am as it's the only after hours strip club.  Dancers start at 10pm but the good ones seem to arrive around 1am for the after-hours.  They do have private rooms at $30-$40 depending on the size of the room plus whatever you decide to arrange with the dancer.  I went every night tours-sun and was not disappointed.  
Le Boy is younger guys but can have some college guys and porn stars.  It's hit or miss.  Dies out before midnight. 

Was in San Diego over the weekend and decided to give Premier Men's Club a visit since its been awhile.  As usual parked on the USA side and walked over.  Ubered from the other side of the border to the club (5 minutes - 50 pesos).  I was suprsied with parking at the border on a weekend night was very empty.  Used to be packed all the time in the past.
Club admission was $100 pesos ($5-$6 USD).  Club had about 15-20 dancers and 15-20 customers.  A lot quieter than times past.  Ave Revolution drive with the other bars also seemed very quiet.  Had a few cocktails for $120 pesos.  It's still signal a dancer and they jump off the stage and grind on you for a bit as you tip.  They DO except USD no problem and will make change in USD singles as well.  
Got two privates.  Private room area is now $45 USD admission (went up $10) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.  Had a really good dance for $60 usd  / 15 min and a second not so good dance with a gay-bater who kind of promised one thing and then did another.  There was a language barrier so google translate was a friend again.  Next time it will be verbal yeses instead of head nods and paying after vs half before.  I still had some fun back there but wasn't what we agreed on.
Still will go back as I've had a lot of great times there in the past.  Sad to see that this border town seems to be struggling and hope they are able to keep alive down there. 
Uber'd back at 4 or 5am - 5 minute uber to the border and walked right up to customs no problem.  Main things to know if going your first time is to bring cash or as soon as you cross the border, there is a gas station with an ATM that can get pesos.  Also the main pickup point for Ubers.  TAxi's are also there but I prefer to use uber instead of negotiating.  I also had some problems with cell signal this time which is odd.  My USA carrier gives me free roaming in central and South America.  Even still your barely over the border a mile and typically still stay on USA cell service.  Signal was not as good which affected google translate.  Eventually was able to download Spanish for offline mode in google translate - do this ahead of time.  If you don't speak fluid Spanish, you need a translator app for Tijuana.  Even though it's a border town, the language barrier is real and English is not widely spoken.  It's not like Cancun or Puerto Vallarta where English is widely spoken. 
There is still a bath house above the club (red something....) some dancers will try to sell deeper connections at but I didn't find anyone that fit that taste this trip.  At the border they are also now stamping passports which sucks as this border point historically used to be walk right in, sometimes without having to show the passport.  That's now changed.  You need a passport or passport id card - global entry card will not work alone to get you into Mexico anymore and it's a $2000 peso fine. 

Checked out the scene in PV for a weekend 
Puerto Vallarta 
Anthropology - not sure how they stay in business.  they are so far over and really don't have any good guys.  The past several trips I did go to check it out and it was like I was waking them up by coming in.  Was only a handful of other customers.  Used to be amazing back in the day.  Big private rooms upstairs.  No cover. Cash only bar and entertainers, anything goes. 
Wet - Love the redesign - Shower behind the bar looks awesome.  good amount of entertainers each night prob 15. Stays open late till like 3am or 4am depending on the crowd.  No cover.  Cash only for most bar or entertainers.  The bar does take cards if you pay a certain amount of buy bottle service - just not for a few drinks.  Back room 500 pesos and were large with benches.  Entertainers anything goes 1500 pesos.  They do do shows in the open in the shower behind the bar nude and on a pole in the back of the and will come pester for tips weather you watched the show or not which is annoying.  
Club 69 - Fun club.  No cover charge.  Cash only bar and entertainers.  2 levels which is cool.  Private rooms downstairs 500 pesos with padded bench and large mirror. Entertainers were 1500-2000 pesos for anything goes.  They are aggressive on their public shows and demanding tips.  half the guys are fun, half are asleep on uninterested and on their phones.  the manager gets on the PA and tells people to either tip or leave which kinda annoyed me.
B-Mine (formerly Pervert) - wow nice space.  Completely gutted the old Pervert club and renovated it.  Upon entry as you go up to the second level, if you look up you walk under a shower with a plexiglass floor and can see the guys showering above you (if someone's in there).  Club has 2 poles and multiple backrooms.  No cover charge and they *do* accept credit cards for both the bar and backroom/entertainers.  Backrooms are the nicest and there is also a suite in the basement with a hot tub and bed. Only a handful of guys, two of which were hot and did offer pretty reasonable private show fees.  
Casa Capula - Has full nude pool parties and reg pool parties.  Both feature go-go dancers who offer extra services in a side area
Tijuana
Premier Mens Club - Fun club.  Went two nights back to back.  One for their Mens Only night and one for regular night.  Mens only was cool but I felt like there was less dancers.  They do have more m4m shows with full action, and some audience interactions.  I felt the non-mens only night/regular night was better.  There was a lot more dancers and better vibe.  Probably 20 or so dancers on a long catwalk with poles at each end.  music is loud and the same beat all night.  Drag shows at like 2am.  They still open till 5 or 6am.  Mixture of seats along side the stage as well as high top tables and booths.  There is a dark room for guests and private room in the club as well.  If at any point you want to talk to the dancer or want an open floor lap dance, either signal the entertainer or tell a waiter who will get them for you. They dance and grind on you for few minutes as long your tipping.  USD is welcome here as well as Mexican Pesos. 
Private was $500 pesos for the room and varies what for the entertainer.  Private room is behind the main bar and you have to be buzzed in.  two rooms with curtain booths that have a chair and mirror.  Had some fun back there.  Club seems to be cash only.  There is a cover charge of 100 pesos. ATM is down the street at the casino or in one of the gad stations.  Be careful as Tijuana is a major strip club city for straight guys and police are known to shake people down regularly.  Uber between the border and the club and back.  It's literally 5 minutes each way but worth it.  Club has always been safe.  There is a bath house above it by the same owner with rooms to rent and hotel next door that the entertainers recommend for more in-depth shows with rooms for $40 usd.  
Mr. TJ Mens Spa / Only Boys Spa - New Mens Massage Studio for gay men. Has 12-15 masseurs working offering various massage. Sports, tantric and more.  Tantric both parties are nude and was 1400 pesos. Well run, clean and professional. Takes cards.  Had Jean-Carlos who was amazing.
 

Went to Johnsons Tampa mid week while in the area for work.  Went on a Wednesday night and didn't have high expectations since it was Wednesday.  I actually had a blast and stayed for hours.  They had about 10 dancers of which 5 were appealing to me.  Bartender was fun as well.  Cover was $5.  
Such a different vibe than Lauderdale.  I really liked the club, location and layout.  The guys were more college age and slightly older - mix of personalities but a lot different than Lauderdale which to me always seemed too straight too masculine.
Club was two spacious levels with bars on each level.  Mixture of seating.  Nice lap dance area similar to Lauderdale with curtains as well as a private room - I don't think Lauderdale has this (?).  Lap dances were $10 band and $20 per song or private room was $165 for 15 min.  Had a great time in private and will def go back to the Tampa location.  totally my vibe. 

Men's only Massage Spa in Tijuana did post their service list recently - see attached

Went to Johnsons Tampa mid week while in the area for work.  Went on a Wednesday night and didn't have high expectations since it was Wednesday.  I actually had a blast and stayed for hours.  They had about 10 dancers of which 5 were appealing to me.  Bartender was fun as well.  Cover was $5.  
Such a different vibe than Lauderdale.  I really liked the club, location and layout.  The guys were more college age and slightly older - mix of personalities but a lot different than Lauderdale which to me always seemed too straight too masculine.
Club was two spacious levels with bars on each level.  Mixture of seating.  Nice lap dance area similar to Lauderdale with curtains as well as a private room - I don't think Lauderdale has this (?).  Lap dances were $10 band and $20 per song or private room was $165 for 15 min.  Had a great time in private and will def go back to the Tampa location.  totally my vibe. 

Was in San Diego over the weekend and decided to give Premier Men's Club a visit since its been awhile.  As usual parked on the USA side and walked over.  Ubered from the other side of the border to the club (5 minutes - 50 pesos).  I was suprsied with parking at the border on a weekend night was very empty.  Used to be packed all the time in the past.
Club admission was $100 pesos ($5-$6 USD).  Club had about 15-20 dancers and 15-20 customers.  A lot quieter than times past.  Ave Revolution drive with the other bars also seemed very quiet.  Had a few cocktails for $120 pesos.  It's still signal a dancer and they jump off the stage and grind on you for a bit as you tip.  They DO except USD no problem and will make change in USD singles as well.  
Got two privates.  Private room area is now $45 USD admission (went up $10) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.  Had a really good dance for $60 usd  / 15 min and a second not so good dance with a gay-bater who kind of promised one thing and then did another.  There was a language barrier so google translate was a friend again.  Next time it will be verbal yeses instead of head nods and paying after vs half before.  I still had some fun back there but wasn't what we agreed on.
Still will go back as I've had a lot of great times there in the past.  Sad to see that this border town seems to be struggling and hope they are able to keep alive down there. 
Uber'd back at 4 or 5am - 5 minute uber to the border and walked right up to customs no problem.  Main things to know if going your first time is to bring cash or as soon as you cross the border, there is a gas station with an ATM that can get pesos.  Also the main pickup point for Ubers.  TAxi's are also there but I prefer to use uber instead of negotiating.  I also had some problems with cell signal this time which is odd.  My USA carrier gives me free roaming in central and South America.  Even still your barely over the border a mile and typically still stay on USA cell service.  Signal was not as good which affected google translate.  Eventually was able to download Spanish for offline mode in google translate - do this ahead of time.  If you don't speak fluid Spanish, you need a translator app for Tijuana.  Even though it's a border town, the language barrier is real and English is not widely spoken.  It's not like Cancun or Puerto Vallarta where English is widely spoken. 
There is still a bath house above the club (red something....) some dancers will try to sell deeper connections at but I didn't find anyone that fit that taste this trip.  At the border they are also now stamping passports which sucks as this border point historically used to be walk right in, sometimes without having to show the passport.  That's now changed.  You need a passport or passport id card - global entry card will not work alone to get you into Mexico anymore and it's a $2000 peso fine. 

Went to Johnsons Tampa mid week while in the area for work.  Went on a Wednesday night and didn't have high expectations since it was Wednesday.  I actually had a blast and stayed for hours.  They had about 10 dancers of which 5 were appealing to me.  Bartender was fun as well.  Cover was $5.  
Such a different vibe than Lauderdale.  I really liked the club, location and layout.  The guys were more college age and slightly older - mix of personalities but a lot different than Lauderdale which to me always seemed too straight too masculine.
Club was two spacious levels with bars on each level.  Mixture of seating.  Nice lap dance area similar to Lauderdale with curtains as well as a private room - I don't think Lauderdale has this (?).  Lap dances were $10 band and $20 per song or private room was $165 for 15 min.  Had a great time in private and will def go back to the Tampa location.  totally my vibe. 

Checked out the scene in PV for a weekend 
Puerto Vallarta 
Anthropology - not sure how they stay in business.  they are so far over and really don't have any good guys.  The past several trips I did go to check it out and it was like I was waking them up by coming in.  Was only a handful of other customers.  Used to be amazing back in the day.  Big private rooms upstairs.  No cover. Cash only bar and entertainers, anything goes. 
Wet - Love the redesign - Shower behind the bar looks awesome.  good amount of entertainers each night prob 15. Stays open late till like 3am or 4am depending on the crowd.  No cover.  Cash only for most bar or entertainers.  The bar does take cards if you pay a certain amount of buy bottle service - just not for a few drinks.  Back room 500 pesos and were large with benches.  Entertainers anything goes 1500 pesos.  They do do shows in the open in the shower behind the bar nude and on a pole in the back of the and will come pester for tips weather you watched the show or not which is annoying.  
Club 69 - Fun club.  No cover charge.  Cash only bar and entertainers.  2 levels which is cool.  Private rooms downstairs 500 pesos with padded bench and large mirror. Entertainers were 1500-2000 pesos for anything goes.  They are aggressive on their public shows and demanding tips.  half the guys are fun, half are asleep on uninterested and on their phones.  the manager gets on the PA and tells people to either tip or leave which kinda annoyed me.
B-Mine (formerly Pervert) - wow nice space.  Completely gutted the old Pervert club and renovated it.  Upon entry as you go up to the second level, if you look up you walk under a shower with a plexiglass floor and can see the guys showering above you (if someone's in there).  Club has 2 poles and multiple backrooms.  No cover charge and they *do* accept credit cards for both the bar and backroom/entertainers.  Backrooms are the nicest and there is also a suite in the basement with a hot tub and bed. Only a handful of guys, two of which were hot and did offer pretty reasonable private show fees.  
Casa Capula - Has full nude pool parties and reg pool parties.  Both feature go-go dancers who offer extra services in a side area
Tijuana
Premier Mens Club - Fun club.  Went two nights back to back.  One for their Mens Only night and one for regular night.  Mens only was cool but I felt like there was less dancers.  They do have more m4m shows with full action, and some audience interactions.  I felt the non-mens only night/regular night was better.  There was a lot more dancers and better vibe.  Probably 20 or so dancers on a long catwalk with poles at each end.  music is loud and the same beat all night.  Drag shows at like 2am.  They still open till 5 or 6am.  Mixture of seats along side the stage as well as high top tables and booths.  There is a dark room for guests and private room in the club as well.  If at any point you want to talk to the dancer or want an open floor lap dance, either signal the entertainer or tell a waiter who will get them for you. They dance and grind on you for few minutes as long your tipping.  USD is welcome here as well as Mexican Pesos. 
Private was $500 pesos for the room and varies what for the entertainer.  Private room is behind the main bar and you have to be buzzed in.  two rooms with curtain booths that have a chair and mirror.  Had some fun back there.  Club seems to be cash only.  There is a cover charge of 100 pesos. ATM is down the street at the casino or in one of the gad stations.  Be careful as Tijuana is a major strip club city for straight guys and police are known to shake people down regularly.  Uber between the border and the club and back.  It's literally 5 minutes each way but worth it.  Club has always been safe.  There is a bath house above it by the same owner with rooms to rent and hotel next door that the entertainers recommend for more in-depth shows with rooms for $40 usd.  
Mr. TJ Mens Spa / Only Boys Spa - New Mens Massage Studio for gay men. Has 12-15 masseurs working offering various massage. Sports, tantric and more.  Tantric both parties are nude and was 1400 pesos. Well run, clean and professional. Takes cards.  Had Jean-Carlos who was amazing.
 

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK

Hi all,
I was in Lauderdale for Memorial Day Weekend and made several trips to each club.
Johnsons - $10 cover.  $15 private show wristband.  Guys were $20-$30 per song for lap dances.  Went on Friday and it was surprisingly dead even though Hunters, No Manors and Allabi were slammed.  Guys were ok but nothing that really pulled me.  Saturday was a little more lively but again the mix of guys was just not my thing.  I tried to talk to two different ones with tips but they were not interested in talking.  Drinks were reasonable but the vibe and quality of guys for me just didn't work.  Side note - why is the front door cashier guys that they hire always a jerk?   Every time it's just a nasty unfriendly person at the register.  They had a sign that said $10 cover men and $20 women - I joked while I was waiting to pay telling the cashier thank you for doing that since last visit there was too many women.  Immediately he responded with - keep reading.  I said yea I did and he yelled at me cash only - your holding a card.  Read the sign and tapped it annoyed.  --- I wasn't even up to pay yet with two people in front of me. Not the great welcoming experience. It seems every trip there's a new door guy that has to be just unfriendly.....
LeBoy - You can no longer park at the warehouse next door.  You now have to park down 13th and walk over the railroad tracks.  No big problems with that - just an FYI.  Otherwise she bartenders that have been there for years. Still free to get in.  Food vendor out front now.  Good mix of guys each night and very busy.  Outdoors has been repainted and got a new slate shower for shows.  Good mix of twinks and HS/College jocks. Privates was $10 entry per show.  $20 per song to the dancer closed curtain.  Still a lot of good fun for the value 😉
Boardwalk - not sure how it is early, but would go for after-hours each night which gets slammed between 2am-4am or 5am.  It seems some dancers come in just to work after hours as several arrive around 2am.  Good mix of about 9 dancers that walk around on top of the bar and kneel to tip them.  Also they rotate between the MainStage pole.  $10 club entry cover charge, $30 private room charge for the small room (there is a larger one that's $40 or $50) and whatever you negotiate with the dancer.   Had one private that was awesome.  Top of the line service for 15 min for a Benjamin.   Was there every night because of how fun the energy is with this club since younger and older bar goers mix very well here and the dancers are fun. 
DAK