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I like blondes with hairy pits. This guy fits the bill for me. And yes @Redwine56, I trust he will go places!

@Simon Suraci Damn. I mean, damn. That situation is really bleeping sad. Tragic, almost. I’m so sorry that happened to you and I’m happy that you emerged unscathed. I don’t mean to be either flip or fresh but your situation makes my “bad hire” feel like nothing more than a rainy afternoon at Disneyland in comparison. (Not to veer off-topic but in the interest of full disclosure, I have engaged Simon twice and he provided an outstanding experience both times.)

That sounds like my very first hire, which was probably 20 years ago. I didn’t know what to do or how to respond. Fortunately that’s only happened once or twice since, and it’s probably happened to a lot of us, and it stinks when it does. In 2025 I also had a provider fall asleep almost immediately after he shot his load. I had to laugh and I let him sleep. He woke up a little more than a half-hour later, asked for a soda, and then fell asleep again. After another 30 minute nap he woke up and asked me to drive him home.

Hands down and without question, CodyWilson, as he’s currently known on RM, and whose current location is shown as Raleigh (NC). He was using a different screenname when I hired him in May 2025. (As near as I can tell he’s changed it several times.) BIG mistake on my part. In pre-meeting messages he agreed to everything I asked and then delivered nothing in person. Within 1 minute of walking through the door of his hotel room I knew he was a phony. His massage skills are non-existent. After 30 mins of a planned 90 minute meeting I ended things and left.

I just now “got it” - takeout and STREAM!

Not sure if you just wanted to vent or are actively seeking suggestions … I’d go “block and move on”. Dude can’t be helped until he wants help. Trite but true. Kudos to you for recognizing his humanity.

G*ddamn!!

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I really don’t give a sh*t about what women want. Or how they rate men. If they want a big d*ck, they are welcome to go find one just like the rest of us. 😀

Renting a car means getting on a shuttle, going to the rental facility, waiting in line and suffering through the up-sell. (Unless you have status; then it might be straight to your car.) Depending upon which terminal and what day of the week a cab or Uber/Lyft might be easier and more time-efficient. (Use the LAX-it lot adjacent to Terminal 1.) Dayuse is also a possibility; there are hundreds and hundreds of hotel rooms at numerous properties just east of Terminal 1, some of which you can almost walk to. My goal is to offer suggestions to maximize your time with a provider. WeHo is not terribly far (in LA distances) from LAX. Remember you gotta get back (traffic!) and get through security. Plan ahead, leave a little room for error or the unexpected, and you’ll have a great time!

OMG!!! Is that for real? Damn!!! So sexy!

I think @Jamie21 said it best and, truly, gave me my 1st genuine laugh of the day. That said, the BFE can be whatever you want the BFE to be. It’s stated here over and over again but you need to be clear in communications with the provider as to what you want. My joke for years is that if I wanted the BFE I’ll ask my provider to treat me badly and steal my money. 🤣

I know you said you were looking for an appliance. And I don’t know where you are geographically. BUT there is a great guy in Palm Springs if you were looking to have someone shave your balls for you. I haven’t been to PS in a few years but I’d have him shave mine every time I visited. If that’s an option let me know. 😀

Ooh! Daddy ass!!

Dude, he blocked you. Yes, it sucks to have to cancel last-minute and yes, it sucks to get blocked. By blocking you he has sent a very clear message. Life is not always black-and-white, but in this instance I feel that it is. You asked for advice - I believe that it would be best for you to let it go and move on.

If I am permitted, and if this comment is within guidelines, I would like to say that @Simon Suraci (see his post above) is an outstanding provider. I’ve seen him twice and, truthfully, I did not fully realize the breadth of services he offers. I am now highly anticipating our next session, whether I’m in his location or he’s in mine.