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Gauged ears, shaved armpits (truthfully shaved or waxed anything), nose/septum rings, guys who “flip the bird” in photos, bad breath and/or poor dental hygiene (mercifully, this has not been a huge issue for me), poor communication skills, aggressive pursuit of my business, and extreme age shaving. PA’s and beards I take on a case-by-case basis as I’ve been rocked like a hurricane by guys with one or both. (Although going down on a guy with a PA … not my favorite activity.) TARDINESS! Don’t be late and don’t call me when you’re already late to tell me you’re late. Too many tattoos … but there are always exceptions. LOL! I’m probably lucky to engage ANYONE given the preceding list, lol, but I have found that there are A LOT of good guys out there!

Wow … I like that tie …

I am lucky in that my experiences this year (totaling 5) have all been great. I would even say excellent. Everyone gave me what I wanted and needed. But these guys rocked it! https://rent.men/DirtyDuoAZ Compared to others they are different and unique; rough and ready and thoroughly decent, nice men. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea but most definitely mine. DM me if you need more details. Happy to share more info.

As a customer, I can’t argue with that logic. You make a valid point. Thank you for your input.

I do not want to stray too far off topic - the topic being “bourbon recommendations and suggestions” - but when I quit drinking the liquor store had to lay off one of their employees.

Hello! 30-year bourbon drinker here. My first choice was always Maker’s Mark - it worked well neat, on the rocks (with a splash of water or soda), or mixed with club soda, Coke or Sprite. Wild Turkey 101 I found to be an excellent sippin’ whiskey; Wild Turkey 81 worked well when mixed. (Wild Turkey was also very good at 36,000 feet.) Lesser known is W.L. Weller, which is good to mix or for southern bourbon slush. Jim Beam is a decent all-around bourbon at a decent price. Woodford Reserve got my attention once or twice. If I was just looking for the buzz, it was Jim Beam or W.L. Weller. When it was more for the “bourbon experience”, or to impress, it was Maker’s Mark. (And it’s always Maker’s Mark for the bourbon sauce for my bread pudding.) Please note that I am using past tense; I haven’t touched the stuff in quite awhile. But I hope you enjoy!

I need to thank everyone for ALL of the opinions that have been expressed on this matter. I'm always torn about tipping providers when I'm already shelling out $300 an hour. I will admit I tend to go the "gift" route - gifts of nice underwear, new jockstraps or good chocolates. In larger cities when I know that a provider is driving to me I have given gas station gift cards. If a provider has taken a cab or used Uber/Lyft I might throw in a few bucks extra to off-set that expense. But "tipping"? No.

If I am not mistaken this is a young King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden before he ascended the throne.

Before Cher, before Madonna, before Rhianna, before Gaga, there was Connie Francis. So much will be said and written about her today. If I am correct she had 16 top-ten hits, a record that stood for 25-30 years before it was surpassed. She went on a TV variety show in the 50’s (or 60’s) and insisted on singing in Italian, against network advice, and got a lengthy standing ovation. So much more could be said. Her life took a sad turn but she kept fighting. Sad to think that she’s gone. RIP, Connie Francis.

The chorus line for “Paparazzi! The Lady Gaga Musical”

As a mature bear chub I haven’t experienced any problems hiring; I’ve been lucky in that I have had the pleasure to engage with providers who seem to genuinely enjoy my big belly and fat a**. Either that or they are very good actors. Either way, I’m a satisfied customer. I’ve never been turned down outright but I have been told, “Oh, sorry! I’m fully booked on those days,” or they ghost me. And that’s all right; I don’t take it personally. As for recommendations, GingerViking in SFO is at the top of my list; I met up with him in PV (I was on a cruise) and I’ll bet that MY “shore excursion” was much more fun that some of the others!

Flippin’ the bird is such a turn-off. The comment above mine said it’s not edgy or intriguing and I have to agree. Another comment said it was immature and stupid. Again, I agree. I wish more men would try to smile. Here’s a thought - smiling is masculine and sexy. Flippin’ the bird is silly and does not make you look tough. If I see the bird … it’s a pass.

Replying from NM here (as every State is different) … my will was structured so that my PR (personal representative) has the right to charge my Estate $30 an hour for work she does on its behalf. That was suggested by my Attorney and I thought it was a good idea. I asked a close friend to act as PR (and my POA) as she has experience with settling estates. Also, my family knows her and trusts her. We are not talking vast sums of money here but I feel better knowing she’ll get sh*t taken care of appropriately when I die. Anyone is free to DM me with questions.

Good God! How does this man stand up?

THAT is some meaty man-ass!!