Lohengrin1979

I am honestly puzzled by the huge uptick in prices for providers. It seems across the board they’re charging more. Who is paying $240 for a non-interactive massage? Whoever you are, you need to stop. Lol.

That is extremely disturbing.

I’m currently chatting with him to set something up. Seems great so far. If I take the plunge, I’ll try to remember to update.

Andy is quite skilled. I’ve seen him off and on for years. He’s one of those regulars of mine that I have to see every three months or so. The experience I got from him in the beginning is not what I receive now but I have been going to him for four years. Make of that what you will.

Curtis is fab. Really sweet young guy with a lot of potential. My review is the most recent one of his masseurfinder profile.

Ooof, he would bankrupt me if he were in my city.

This came to my mind as well. Hahaha.

Emmanuelle is wonderful. His body is unreal and his technique is too. He’s so sweet too. Highly recommend.

Hardly good business practice to go dark for an entire day. The client expressed interest in becoming a regular. Any provider, if they wanted to keep that client, would respond provided they have any business acumen at all. This day and age, it’s possible to fire off a return text in seconds. I assure you, in my business, not responding for a day loses you the job and further business besides.

He flaked on an appointment two weeks ago. No explanation, no follow up. I was surprised as the initial contact was very professional and to the point and he seems like he ran his business well. Alas. Let me know if he keeps his appointment.

Late night for me. I have unconventional hours. Happy that there are some area masseurs that don’t mind late night massages.

Agreed. He’s been around for ages and was mediocre a decade ago. Sad to see he hasn’t improved.

You’ve been here less than a year so your point would be? Honestly... these boards sometimes. Now allow me to go back to shouting at the urchins on my front lawn.

Yes he has gone by both names in the past.

I used to hire Chris years ago. I went back once last May and I will never go back. It was truly disturbing. PM if you want specifics.

No therapeutic massage is worth $175 unless it comes accompanied with spa amenities and a chance to flirt in a steam room. Some of these providers are delusional.

Carson is wonderful. A sweet, handsome man, with just the best personality. His massage is on the lighter side but I never ask for deep tissue. His body is amazing.

He did not.

For me he was very interactive. Unfortunately he used that to try and conceal some rather mediocre massage skills. Ymmv but I guess it depends on what you want out of the session.

Man, that sounds so hot. I’d love to hire him but I probably know him professionally. Ugh, the temptation though.

Seconded. I was quite miffed when he left LA. He is fantastic, as a person and a masseur.

This is a board to review masseurs. I reviewed you. You admit you’re straight and trying to get clients rocks off. You assured me you have massage skills. You didn’t. It’s not “talking shit” when that’s the purpose of this board. You had the chance to make your case and, instead, you and your handler/friend decided to resort to attacking me. The bad look is on you.

You are tiresome. I didn’t want Horus for any sexual activity. I wanted a good massage which he claimed he could do. He cannot. It’s as simple as that. You’re like a dog with a bone mentioning sex. If I want sex, I hire an escort. Plain and simple. If I want a massage, I hire a masseur, and I expect him to have skill. I have not insulted Horus. I’ve merely pointed out he is untrained and cannot give a good massage. Who knows what he does or does not do sexually? It wasn’t a factor in my appointment with him. So, again, you bringing up sex is just a deflection. Your comment about Trump below is laughable as you are the one using deflection and ad hominem attacks in this thread, sir.

The only bitter one is you because someone thought your favorite wasn’t perfect. Thanks for the personal attack by PM, by the way. It was creative, if inaccurate. I sure hope you get a ban soon. Your conduct on this board is unbecoming.

You do yourself no favors by acting this way. Yes I hired you, and found your skills lacking. And There was no sexual interaction between us. Shrug away but neither your responses, nor those of your promoter, are helping you.