Lohengrin1979

You are tiresome. I didn’t want Horus for any sexual activity. I wanted a good massage which he claimed he could do. He cannot. It’s as simple as that. You’re like a dog with a bone mentioning sex. If I want sex, I hire an escort. Plain and simple. If I want a massage, I hire a masseur, and I expect him to have skill. I have not insulted Horus. I’ve merely pointed out he is untrained and cannot give a good massage. Who knows what he does or does not do sexually? It wasn’t a factor in my appointment with him. So, again, you bringing up sex is just a deflection. Your comment about Trump below is laughable as you are the one using deflection and ad hominem attacks in this thread, sir.

The only bitter one is you because someone thought your favorite wasn’t perfect. Thanks for the personal attack by PM, by the way. It was creative, if inaccurate. I sure hope you get a ban soon. Your conduct on this board is unbecoming.

You do yourself no favors by acting this way. Yes I hired you, and found your skills lacking. And There was no sexual interaction between us. Shrug away but neither your responses, nor those of your promoter, are helping you.

I didn’t demand any sexual activity from him and I have no axe to grind. I specifically mentioned that he can’t massage well. I’m glad your experience was enough to make you post several topics about him. Mine was not. That’s the fun thing about a public forum. It’s open to discussion.

No he is not. He’s another straight dude with no massage skills allowing you to pay for the pleasure of him dangling his(admittedly thick) flaccid member in front of your face while he tickles your back and talks... a lot. As an escort there could be some appeal but he is not a masseur. At all. You might be better off promoting him in The Deli.

I just had a “come to Jesus” moment with one of the masseurs I hire regularly. I understand that things come up but he was constantly rescheduling due to the demands of his other career. I finally had to put my foot down and remind him that my time is also valuable and I schedule my own work around appointments I commit to. It went well and he’s been toeing the line thus far. If your regular masseur values your business, he will shape up. If not, there are others who will.

- When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. - Maya Angelou

My ass, while deemed perfectly acceptable by some, did not come into play in my appointment with Dylan. Haha.

I’ll throw my kudos into the ring for Dylan as well. Sweet guy, adorable personality. Great body and skilled therapist. We had a delightful time and he’ll definitely be a repeat.

Imagine posting something on a public forum and being upset when other views are proffered. You are doing your credibility no favors with your petulance and belligerence. You obviously have an axe to grind.

I attempted to engage him for an outcall. He claimed that an out all to Koreatown, from his place in Venice, would cost $500. For a massage. Needless to say, I declined.

I have. He gives an excellent deep tissue massage. Completely clothed although he didn’t insist on draping. A little nervous at first but warmed up. If you’re looking for a good deep tissue, I’d recommend.

I went once. I will not return. Strange vibe. Nervous talker and sub par massage. This was about 4 years ago so things may have changed but those pictures are all the same since then.

I concur with the above. I’ve had him here at my place in LA. Sweet, energetic guy. So so massage. Great body.

No, he offers more. YMMV of course but he seems open to things.

Jay is decent. He’s a bit of a peculiar personality but we discussed opera for the first part of the massage, which some of you know, is a sure way to butter me up. He was nude and I left happy. The body is incredible. The technique... interesting. I might repeat just to see if he loosens up the more you go.

Sandro is delightful. Nice guy and great massage skills. I’ve enjoyed a few massages from him, both in LA, and now on my frequent trips to Palm Springs. I definitely recommend you give him a shot if you’re looking for a great massage from a cute Brazilian.

He was in LA for a while. Booked him once and he flakes on me day of. Take that for what it’s worth.

I’ve seen him. Nothing remarkable and he is not as in shape as those pics suggest.

He’s not very skilled, massage-wise. He is very willing to provide other services however. He’s a nice guy. Just don’t expect a great massage from him.

No, they’re still there. Maybe he blocked you? If that’s the case, he’s just digging that hole deeper. Yikes.

Did you seriously just post this entire diatribe three times? ?

Well that is a blast from the past. He did massage here in LA ages ago and then moved off to New York. Guess he’s either back or visiting. He’s put on muscle since I went to him. This was 6 or 8 years ago so I’m sure some things have changed but the massage was good. I still remember it as one of the better Swedish ones I’d received at the time. There is a hard upsell if you want the clothes to come off or anything further to occur and he rarely made it to the full 60 minutes. That’s all I recall.

I have texted twice with no response. Make of that what you will.

I’ll add my kudos for Patch. He’s great. Sweet and fun. Not a skilled massage if that’s what you’re looking for.