Luv2play

Of all the vegetables he could have used the asparagus was a strange one. A colourful carrot would have been preferable to me. They come in all sizes resembling a penis.

I’m a devoted bottom but I cannot take a top going at it uninterrupted for more than half an hour. At that point I need a break. If he cums in that time great, otherwise I seek to do other things than just have him ramming away. Water sports are always an option for me.

I’ve had terrific experiences with bi guys, even those who live with a woman. But I generally avoid straight providers or at least those that claim to be. In my mind there would be too many limitations in most cases. With the guys I have hired there were no limitations that I could discern, and I’m far from vanilla in my tastes.

The TSB (transportation safety board) issued a preliminary report yesterday and it confirms that the plane came down too fast, was travelling too fast and was essentially level instead of nose up. This resulted in a hard landing and the right landing gear collapsed, causing the right wing to hit the runway and break off. All of this was not surprising as the videos showed that pretty well. The question of pilot competency will be foremost in mind given these findings. The first officer was at the controls and she was not all that experienced. The pilot was mentoring and had flown less than 4 hours in the last 30 days. He was mostly training newer pilots it seems. Question will be why he wasn’t observing the speed, rate of descent and tilt of the nose more closely. 2 seconds before the crash landing an alarm went off in the cockpit. I bet he said “Oh shit”.

I didn’t see that in his ad. A great overnight rate at $900 would induce me to try him if I lived on the west coast, which I don’t.

Sounds like a learning experience and an expensive one at that.

Give the guy a break. He is mental defective after all. lol.

I used to see this play out in South Florida when I wintered there. Trying to keep all those Hispanics straight in my mind was a chore.

I guess the trick is to figure out who those are without getting rebuffed from an unwanted approach.

That dog reminds me of my dogs when they were happy doing whatever we were doing together. You would swear they were smiling.

One option is to move to Canada. lol.

The guy I knew had to have an operation to repair his dick. He recovered but a year or so later he had another fracture resulting from the weakness of his repaired dick. He had a nice 10 inch thick dick to start with so needless to say this was a tremendous loss.

I collect African art and I recall an artifact from Africa that was a throne for some African king. It was a three legged stool. Not a hint of gold or jewels. Quite the letdown. However judging from this escort’s attributes, his Crown Jewels are of a different order.

It’s actually not funny. I know one provider who had this happen to him.

Back in the day, before I started in this hobby, I hooked up with several dancers in cruising situations where they were in town for a performance. I like the others agree that they all had magnificent bodies, with strong supple legs and firm tight asses. They all had ballet backgrounds and training but a couple had migrated to Broadway productions. One was Russian, another Irish Canadian and the third was Black. I also had a hookup with a performer in the circus in Europe. He was a gymnast and the sex we had was memorable for the positions he put me in. Currently I have one semi regular who is a dancer currently and does escorting on the side since as someone said dancers don’t make much money. His body is magnificent and again the suppleness and strength means he can get me in many positions.

I read a report today that egg smuggling into the United States from Canada has spiked recently. Over 3000 instances were reported at the Windsor/Detroit crossing in Jan and Feb 2025. Some were just small amounts undeclared by travellers but others were more significant quantities involving illegal trade. The reason was simple. A dozen eggs in Walmart in Detroit were over $8 US and in a Walmart in Windsor Ontario under $3.90 Cdn or under $3 US.

I live in a small town in Ontario and I get my eggs at a farm where the farmer has a small number of hens. He also raises beef cattle as his main source of income. He charges $2.50 a dozen, ungraded large and small, white and brown all mixed together. That would be less than $2.00 in be US dollars. The greatest feature is they are farm fresh, no laying around in the retail pipeline. I go once every two weeks and buy 2 dozen. I often have two for breakfast. I’ve been going to him for about 6 years and he only raised his price once from 2$, a fifty cent increase.

Taken to an extreme this reminds me of the “sausage” parties depicted in porno films. A room full of disparate men and a stripper-dancer entertaining them often with oral sex and sometimes the full monte. These films usually have a series of providers that entertain the crowd of 50 or more “clients” But the op suggestion is like a mini version of this.

I do sessions both at my house and in hotels. Most are for longer times and often overnights. So showers come up as an activity that the provider will often suggest. Sometimes they just want the opportunity to clean up before going on their way. Sometimes they will invite me to share. I am open to all suggestions they make, sometimes I offer the use without them asking. From a post above I can see it could be awkward at the end of the one hour session. Is the extra time included or extra? Are you getting in the shower with him? Or is he just having a good soaking by himself for 15 or 20 minutes after the 1 hour is up. I also agree if it is at my house and he is having a 20 minute shower, that is probably adding $10 or $20 to my electricity and water bill as rates are high where I live for both. Because of that I take 3 minute showers max.

I think that response about charging more was rather graceless on the part of the provider. He should have just accepted your nice tip with an expression of gratitude.

They had a program on CBC radio today and the health experts said if you had measles as a child it confers lifelong immunity. If in doubt whether you had it you can get a blood test done. The vaccinations only came along in the 1970’s and were given to children generally (mmr) and not adults who were presumed to have had measles in childhood.

His latest review from January is not encouraging.

Interesting response since this provider advertises anything goes. One would think he was pretty much open to anything. Since he reacted to one request of yours as an issue, how did you gauge his response? Did you think maybe this request was a bit off the charts? Maybe there was something else that triggered his blocking you a couple of days later when you checked back. I’ve had a few providers block me but usually it was something they did that led them to think I might leave a bad review.

If I were in the position of Americans looking to move offshore, I would seriously consider Switzerland. I lived there for 4 years back in the 1980’s and worked there over the course of 20 years outside that period. Switzerland is notoriously picky about whom they accept as residents so only a select few would qualify. But it has a high standard of living, a beautiful climate and gorgeous scenery both in and outside of its cities. It helps to have a second or third language like French or German. But English is widely understood.

During the time of the Star Chamber, the rule of law was capricious and arbitrary. I wasn’t going back that far in history so should have qualified the time period.