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londonfunlad reacted to Gr3gbonsoir in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Alright Bozo,
I know for a fact that all the songs on the backroom playlist are 3 minutes to 3:15 long. I asked management who confirmed that for me. As other commenters have stated, some dancers are dishonest with the number of songs.
With the timer you ALWAYS know how long a dance is and how many songs it has been (divide by 3). As some have stated dancers have previously lied about how many songs have passed. I like to make a link of trust with my clients by being full transparent with my timer.
If you will "never again" get a dance with me that saves me the stress of someone who doesn't agree with my rules because I will not be changing them.
Enjoy the other dancers that are not "as attractive" and who have previously lied about how many songs it has been.
As for everybody else, I look forward to giving you a beautiful and unforgettable experience in the backrooms at stock bar for 25$ CAD/3 minutes
Grég
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londonfunlad reacted to Gr3gbonsoir in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi Bozo. A client sent me this thread. I always let clients know before the dance that I charge 20$/3 minutes. As of May 2026, 25$/3 minutes. You were advised of my price and still said yes. You had the chance to say no but you did not which meant you accepted my price! And not only did you take one dance, you toon 2 DANCES!
The average song length in 2025 when you made this comment is 3 minutes long. https://www.artist.tools/post/what-is-the-average-length-of-a-song
The reason I go by the timer is that I started dancing in Monster where by your comments you have been to so you know how the timer works. However 20$ CAD/4 minutes is 3,5 USD per minute which is much less than monster's 5 USD per minute.
Since I am American and I got my start in the US I refuse to charge less than what I make in the US especially from a fellow American. This is another reason why I made the songs 3 minutes. Which is equivalent to 4,6 USD/minute.
Now I charge 25$ CAD/3 minutes which is equivalent to 5,6 USD/minute and I get naked after the 2nd song instead of the 3rd.
I charge a slight premium because I offer a better experience than almost all the other stock dancers and by the comments on this thread, there aren't many attractive dancers available at stock.
So. Before this summer when I raised my price you were getting a premium but also paying less than you do at Monster, a place where you probably got a dance with me and I did NOT get naked.
You do now pay a slight premium at 25$ CAD a song but very few people will complain about the 60 cent USD premium for an attractive and sensual dancer over a not so attractive one.
And if you don't accept my price that's okay. I have enough clients that do. I'll see you in NYC or MTL. Or even LA because I'm often there too.
I'm glad I was mesmerizing enough that you took 2 DANCES instead of ONE even though you didn't like that a song = 3 minutes! Thank you for the 40 Canadian. Next time it will be 50!
Au plaisir,
Grég
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londonfunlad got a reaction from Becket in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi everyone!
This is my first post after lurking for a while and enjoying reading you all.
I have just returned from a trip to Montreal and wanted to recount my experiences.
I was expecting to spend most of my time at Stock since first going there in March and being wowed by the magnetic Gatuso, but I arrived early so went over to Campus first - not knowing what to expect.
I am glad I did. After a slowish start things got going quickly after 10pm with so many dancers! I ended up staying the whole night (and then passing large portions of Friday and Saturday nights there too).
My bank balance won’t thank me but I must have had private dances with a good dozen of their dancers by the end of the weekend. A special mention to Brandon, Mike, Dave and Charles for being extra special (to my taste anyway), but there really is someone for every taste.
I was a solo visitor and once it was seen that I was partaking in private dances I did attract a fair bit of (overwhelmingly welcome) attention from the dancers, but there is one thing I found a bit difficult at times, and that was making it clear I wasn’t interested.
Sometimes I made no effort to attract a guy’s attention and they would engage me in conversation. I then found it difficult to communicate that I wasn’t really interested. When the inevitable question came about whether I wanted a dance, I would say something about “maybe later” hoping they would get the hint (I’m English, we are polite!) but it was often interpreted literally! One dancer was quite put out when “later” never arrived and made a great show of ignoring me completely the next day!
Anyway, on my last night I did venture over to Stock and whilst it is undoubtedly quieter, I really didn’t mind since I was only there for Jasper and Jasper alone. Sharing one or their more private booths with him was heaven and well worth the trip alone.
A word about booths - whilst there isn’t really a curtain at Campus the booths are still quite well tucked away and I didn’t really feel on display at all.
All in all, I would agree that Campus is on a roll. But I also agree with an earlier contributor who said that Campus is also good for getting “numbers for later”. It is a system which benefits both parties and is a lot more fun than a certain website!
Anyway, thanks for the great site and I hope to return to Montreal once my bank balance has healed! 😉
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londonfunlad reacted to + BOZO T CLOWN in This Friday night 29 May - Buffdaddys and Adonis clash?
The two events are the same evening, but not at the same time, although there is some overlapping.
You can start the evening off at the Buffdaddy event at Redeye (5 -10PM), stay for a few hours, and still have time to get to the Adonis event (7PM - 2AM) and spend a few hours there.
If you only want to go to one of the events, here are some things you may want to consider:
From a previous post:
Buffdaddy: $20 at the door. Adonis: $100.00 in advance
Buffdaddy: Lap dances in a private cubicle. Adonis: Lap dances in a wide open room shared with other dancers/customers.
Buffdaddy: Relaxing 70's/80's music. Adonis: Honestly, it's been so long. Bozo doesn't remember the type, if any, music they play.
Buffdaddy: Gay owned/operated. Adonis: NOT gay owned/operated.
BTC
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londonfunlad reacted to john4112nola in Montreal - last minute updates?
Stock has now joined Taboo and Red Diamond with a weekly (Sunday night) non-male dancer night. Not sure if it is just for the quiet winter months or permanent. The major difference is Taboo/Red Diamond are trans nights, Stock is "all inclusive" night including women dancers. This leaves Campus as the only "all male" strip club in Montreal.
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londonfunlad reacted to msclwrsper in Supporting the arts - In-Person Strippers v/s OnlyFans
I get it @Mark_fl My best friend cringes at the idea of strippers or even dancers in a bar. He doens’t like the PDA at all. Meanwhile, his partner is like me - play on!!!
To each his own…There’s enough fun in the toy box for each of us. I don’t poopoo your preferences. I don’t poopoo my best friend’s preferences. All I ask is that we all make room for each other in our lovely gay world!!!
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londonfunlad reacted to + SirBillybob in Montreal end of summer
Bleau Dry Station in The Village …
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londonfunlad reacted to brettnyc in Montreal end of summer
yes, remember when STOCK bar was LIT -- you couldn't look around fast enough to see all the ripped hot muscle studs in the place - and filled with customers dropping bills to see them drop their pants.
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londonfunlad reacted to Alfstoria in Montreal end of summer
I was in Montreal for the Labor Day weekend. Not only is the Stock Bar out of talent, but it was packed with women from bachelorette parties, I mean, wall to wall. There were no hot guys; they were average at best. They didn't walk around; only a few of them danced on the main stage, and I never saw them again.
Friday, I went back to Stock for a few drinks, but I didn't see anyone working the room. After about 15 minutes, I saw this non-binary person dancing on the pole, so I left immediately.
On Friday and Saturday, the campus was packed with dancers and customers. I had a few dances, but each time we had to wait. The booths were full, so in the end... I decided to spend all my money on Zayne, the blond guy with no tattoos. Sometimes he goes by Zane. He's just so perfect: beautiful and such a nice guy. He was so busy that he didn't even get halfway out of the lap dance area before someone grabbed him and pulled him back in. I don't know how many of you follow LPSG, but I found out that he (Zayne) did both straight and gay porn for a while, so it was pretty hot to dance with him.
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londonfunlad reacted to Alfstoria in Montreal end of summer
Thanks. Guys.
the prices are really good so I snatched
@londonfunlad it looks like Jasper is back. He’s a bit inconsistent, coming and going. I’m planning to go for Labor weekend, so maybe you’ll find out first? I’m more of a Campus guy. Also, the latest videos from Stock don’t seem to align with my taste, as there are some female guys doing the pole. That happens in Taboo too , where used to be those skater boys type of twinks but now thru have femme guys in their line up what an awful trend 😕
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londonfunlad reacted to Alfstoria in Adonis and Buffdaddy NYC
Montreal +1
I stopped going to NYC Adonis parties after such a disappointment line up. And most of them were pushy and asked for more money than they initially offered. In the other i find the Montreal dancers such hot sweethearts , specially Campus
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londonfunlad reacted to BSR in Former Stock/Campus dancer Tyson is advertising
He looks super-hot, but kinda hard to be sure since all his photos were taken in light dimmer than your average coal mine.
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londonfunlad got a reaction from chasinglight in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi everyone!
This is my first post after lurking for a while and enjoying reading you all.
I have just returned from a trip to Montreal and wanted to recount my experiences.
I was expecting to spend most of my time at Stock since first going there in March and being wowed by the magnetic Gatuso, but I arrived early so went over to Campus first - not knowing what to expect.
I am glad I did. After a slowish start things got going quickly after 10pm with so many dancers! I ended up staying the whole night (and then passing large portions of Friday and Saturday nights there too).
My bank balance won’t thank me but I must have had private dances with a good dozen of their dancers by the end of the weekend. A special mention to Brandon, Mike, Dave and Charles for being extra special (to my taste anyway), but there really is someone for every taste.
I was a solo visitor and once it was seen that I was partaking in private dances I did attract a fair bit of (overwhelmingly welcome) attention from the dancers, but there is one thing I found a bit difficult at times, and that was making it clear I wasn’t interested.
Sometimes I made no effort to attract a guy’s attention and they would engage me in conversation. I then found it difficult to communicate that I wasn’t really interested. When the inevitable question came about whether I wanted a dance, I would say something about “maybe later” hoping they would get the hint (I’m English, we are polite!) but it was often interpreted literally! One dancer was quite put out when “later” never arrived and made a great show of ignoring me completely the next day!
Anyway, on my last night I did venture over to Stock and whilst it is undoubtedly quieter, I really didn’t mind since I was only there for Jasper and Jasper alone. Sharing one or their more private booths with him was heaven and well worth the trip alone.
A word about booths - whilst there isn’t really a curtain at Campus the booths are still quite well tucked away and I didn’t really feel on display at all.
All in all, I would agree that Campus is on a roll. But I also agree with an earlier contributor who said that Campus is also good for getting “numbers for later”. It is a system which benefits both parties and is a lot more fun than a certain website!
Anyway, thanks for the great site and I hope to return to Montreal once my bank balance has healed! 😉
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londonfunlad reacted to + Vegas_Millennial in Macho Mondays @ Nowhere Bar
I had a great time at Macho Mondays on my trips to NYC last year. I already put it in my calendar for the Mondays on my upcoming trip to NYC later this summer
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londonfunlad got a reaction from + Vegas_Millennial in Montréal trip report (and first post)
They have strip clubs in Spain? Or are you talking about the saunas in Barcelona?
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londonfunlad got a reaction from DruJac in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi everyone!
This is my first post after lurking for a while and enjoying reading you all.
I have just returned from a trip to Montreal and wanted to recount my experiences.
I was expecting to spend most of my time at Stock since first going there in March and being wowed by the magnetic Gatuso, but I arrived early so went over to Campus first - not knowing what to expect.
I am glad I did. After a slowish start things got going quickly after 10pm with so many dancers! I ended up staying the whole night (and then passing large portions of Friday and Saturday nights there too).
My bank balance won’t thank me but I must have had private dances with a good dozen of their dancers by the end of the weekend. A special mention to Brandon, Mike, Dave and Charles for being extra special (to my taste anyway), but there really is someone for every taste.
I was a solo visitor and once it was seen that I was partaking in private dances I did attract a fair bit of (overwhelmingly welcome) attention from the dancers, but there is one thing I found a bit difficult at times, and that was making it clear I wasn’t interested.
Sometimes I made no effort to attract a guy’s attention and they would engage me in conversation. I then found it difficult to communicate that I wasn’t really interested. When the inevitable question came about whether I wanted a dance, I would say something about “maybe later” hoping they would get the hint (I’m English, we are polite!) but it was often interpreted literally! One dancer was quite put out when “later” never arrived and made a great show of ignoring me completely the next day!
Anyway, on my last night I did venture over to Stock and whilst it is undoubtedly quieter, I really didn’t mind since I was only there for Jasper and Jasper alone. Sharing one or their more private booths with him was heaven and well worth the trip alone.
A word about booths - whilst there isn’t really a curtain at Campus the booths are still quite well tucked away and I didn’t really feel on display at all.
All in all, I would agree that Campus is on a roll. But I also agree with an earlier contributor who said that Campus is also good for getting “numbers for later”. It is a system which benefits both parties and is a lot more fun than a certain website!
Anyway, thanks for the great site and I hope to return to Montreal once my bank balance has healed! 😉
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londonfunlad reacted to TheBossBabyback in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi Gents!
Does anyone have experience visiting Campus midweek? I’m heading there on a family trip this week and only have Wednesday and Saturday night to myself. I know Wednesday won’t be like Saturday, but I’m curious what you’ve found the vibe and talent to be like midweek.
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londonfunlad reacted to EZEtoGRU in Recent report from Montreal
Jasper has such a beautiful big uncut cock. Always gets hard without a problem.
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londonfunlad got a reaction from Musclefrank in Montréal trip report (and first post)
Hi everyone!
This is my first post after lurking for a while and enjoying reading you all.
I have just returned from a trip to Montreal and wanted to recount my experiences.
I was expecting to spend most of my time at Stock since first going there in March and being wowed by the magnetic Gatuso, but I arrived early so went over to Campus first - not knowing what to expect.
I am glad I did. After a slowish start things got going quickly after 10pm with so many dancers! I ended up staying the whole night (and then passing large portions of Friday and Saturday nights there too).
My bank balance won’t thank me but I must have had private dances with a good dozen of their dancers by the end of the weekend. A special mention to Brandon, Mike, Dave and Charles for being extra special (to my taste anyway), but there really is someone for every taste.
I was a solo visitor and once it was seen that I was partaking in private dances I did attract a fair bit of (overwhelmingly welcome) attention from the dancers, but there is one thing I found a bit difficult at times, and that was making it clear I wasn’t interested.
Sometimes I made no effort to attract a guy’s attention and they would engage me in conversation. I then found it difficult to communicate that I wasn’t really interested. When the inevitable question came about whether I wanted a dance, I would say something about “maybe later” hoping they would get the hint (I’m English, we are polite!) but it was often interpreted literally! One dancer was quite put out when “later” never arrived and made a great show of ignoring me completely the next day!
Anyway, on my last night I did venture over to Stock and whilst it is undoubtedly quieter, I really didn’t mind since I was only there for Jasper and Jasper alone. Sharing one or their more private booths with him was heaven and well worth the trip alone.
A word about booths - whilst there isn’t really a curtain at Campus the booths are still quite well tucked away and I didn’t really feel on display at all.
All in all, I would agree that Campus is on a roll. But I also agree with an earlier contributor who said that Campus is also good for getting “numbers for later”. It is a system which benefits both parties and is a lot more fun than a certain website!
Anyway, thanks for the great site and I hope to return to Montreal once my bank balance has healed! 😉
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londonfunlad got a reaction from + Cock Eyed Optimist in Post-club blues
Wow that’s such a shame. I feel like I came to the party at closing time. I will do what I can to keep supporting the remaining ones! 😉
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londonfunlad got a reaction from thome55 in Post-club blues
Hi everyone - I have a question for you all. I have been back home for a week since another very exciting weekend visiting Campus and Stock in Montreal.
Since I live in Europe I obviously can’t visit so often (probably a good thing for my bank balance!) but I do find myself thinking/daydreaming a lot about the clubs and those amazing guys - I really haven’t experienced anything like the rush of being made to feel so special by those beautiful men (even if only for a little while and only for cash).
I follow a few of the guys on Instagram and feel a bit like a teenager with a crush when I look at the profiles of my favourite dancers. Frankly, I don’t know what’s got into me and I am really trying to snap out of it since I am far too old to be this naive (there is no fool like an old fool as they say).
So I was just wondering if anyone else gets the blues when they come back from a trip to Montreal or any other strip club and if they have any tips for how to get over it? (Maybe planning the next trip is the best way lol).
Would be great to hear your thoughts and thanks for being such a brilliant community!
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londonfunlad got a reaction from Alfstoria in Post-club blues
Hi everyone - I have a question for you all. I have been back home for a week since another very exciting weekend visiting Campus and Stock in Montreal.
Since I live in Europe I obviously can’t visit so often (probably a good thing for my bank balance!) but I do find myself thinking/daydreaming a lot about the clubs and those amazing guys - I really haven’t experienced anything like the rush of being made to feel so special by those beautiful men (even if only for a little while and only for cash).
I follow a few of the guys on Instagram and feel a bit like a teenager with a crush when I look at the profiles of my favourite dancers. Frankly, I don’t know what’s got into me and I am really trying to snap out of it since I am far too old to be this naive (there is no fool like an old fool as they say).
So I was just wondering if anyone else gets the blues when they come back from a trip to Montreal or any other strip club and if they have any tips for how to get over it? (Maybe planning the next trip is the best way lol).
Would be great to hear your thoughts and thanks for being such a brilliant community!
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londonfunlad got a reaction from Chidude in Post-club blues
Hi everyone - I have a question for you all. I have been back home for a week since another very exciting weekend visiting Campus and Stock in Montreal.
Since I live in Europe I obviously can’t visit so often (probably a good thing for my bank balance!) but I do find myself thinking/daydreaming a lot about the clubs and those amazing guys - I really haven’t experienced anything like the rush of being made to feel so special by those beautiful men (even if only for a little while and only for cash).
I follow a few of the guys on Instagram and feel a bit like a teenager with a crush when I look at the profiles of my favourite dancers. Frankly, I don’t know what’s got into me and I am really trying to snap out of it since I am far too old to be this naive (there is no fool like an old fool as they say).
So I was just wondering if anyone else gets the blues when they come back from a trip to Montreal or any other strip club and if they have any tips for how to get over it? (Maybe planning the next trip is the best way lol).
Would be great to hear your thoughts and thanks for being such a brilliant community!
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londonfunlad got a reaction from + jeezopete in Post-club blues
Wow that’s such a shame. I feel like I came to the party at closing time. I will do what I can to keep supporting the remaining ones! 😉