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I would feel cheated if the massage didn't include this view.

Instant buzz kills. We're done.
he's on drugs he's been eating garlic and I haven't his place is dirty

I considered hiring him given that he advertises as a certified massage therapist, but just saw a review on RentMasseur listing payment of $350 for a 60-minute session. Handsome pics though. 

Gentlemen, this just crossed my desk.
https://rentmasseur.com/thefrandomethod
Several enticing photos and one show stopper:

I hired him about 10 years ago. Odd experience. Not a massage and not sensual. I was fully dressed, stretched out on the floor while he circled the room lecturing me about my alignment. A generous description would be fringe physical therapy. 
But that was a long time ago. I would call and ask him to describe his services and setup. He advertises 30 minute appointments. Ask him why...
FYI he's not hiding. Phone in the ad is listed in his name.   

After breakfast, I realized I made a stupid post; we use fake names for fuck sakes, talk about a lack of trust from the outset. 
Think, "Hagen", think.  Then post.

It is a terrible design.  
Go to an ad you like. For example:  https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/52971/ Click the heart button to save a favorite.  If you don't have an account, you'll be prompted to create one.

For bargains, create a free account on masseurfinder and sign up for their weekly newsletter.  Local guys offer specials to fill their schedules, meet new clients, etc.
 

I wish our state legislators could focus on issues like health care, education, homelessness, housing, etc.

Totally believable but the spelling is incorrect with RentMassAEr unlike the correct way RentMassEUr. Watch out friends 

Once a provider asked me how he should dress when he came to my hotel. I said he should dress like Allen Iverson. I was joking but he knocked on my door kitted out in a Pistons jersey, sweatband, long baggy basketball shorts and a very stinky pair of sneakers. 

Me too! Incredible. I would have done it for $350...

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client. 

Whether they’re gay, straight or alien from Mars, I’d encourage you to get the best available based on net performance and not other considerations.
Bernie Madoff led with affinity group marketing outreach…and we see how that went for his clients 

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to reply!

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client. 

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client. 

I would feel cheated if the massage didn't include this view.

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client. 

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client. 

https://rentmasseur.com/Matureisbetter

@califunguy https://rentmasseur.com/RichardLA
 

@califunguy https://rentmasseur.com/RichardLA
 

Birthday cards for the kids? Baby shower gifts? You're not an anonymous client.