MsGuy

@jjkrkwood at age 3.
 

It's not immediately obvious to me that there aren't some smaller guns that could be stopped by thick books, but...wouldn't you do a dry run first WITHOUT A PERSON BEHIND THE BOOOK??

almost as much as I love a bad one...
 

My mother didn't drink or smoke or use any vulgar words, went to church every Sunday, and never talked about sex; other than cigarettes and beer, my father was the same. After I explained to my parents, when I was 19, that I was homosexual (they wouldn't have understood "gay," which was not a well-known term in those days), my mother's only comment was, "How do you know?" So I told her. We never discussed the subject again, even during the years when she lived as a widow with my partner and me. She was accepting of the situation, but she didn't want to have to talk about it.

My mother was a proper southern girl, old school, church on Sunday, white gloves and a simple string of white pearls. She was quiet and respectful of everyone. A four letter word never crossed her lips, ever, and she would have laid down her life for any one of her children, but we never discussed my sexuality, and yet she welcomed all my friends into our home as if they were her own, and doted after them, even as adults. But she grew up in a different world, where some things are just left unsaid, I respected that. I remember once sitting her down and attempting to discuss my sexuality with her. After a couple of sentences she stopped me, and said, "Whatever you are honey, you came from me, I made you, so I will always be part of you. Right or wrong, good or bad, I have always loved you, and always will, now what do you want for dinner." And just like that the conversation was over.
 
So yes..I would have said the exact same thing as you did...All the best.

Tell your mom you read an interesting story in the paper today, then hand her this:
 
This geezer learned the hard way that it’s possible to have too much of a good thing.
 
The 63-year-old found himself unable to stop orgasming, a new study reveals, after accidentally discovering prostate stimulation could bring him to climax (h/t Gizmodo.)
 
The man’s tale was included in a Clinical Anatomy study that concluded prostate stimulation provides men more powerful orgasms than those from good old-fashioned intercourse.
 
The scientists discovered that regularly massaging the “male G spot” can actually rewire the brain.
 
The unnamed Johnny-come-constantly described in the study began using a sex toy to alleviate the symptoms of an inflamed prostate .
 
He soon found that he could climax, hands free, simply by lying on his back.
 
“This subject found that whilst the orgasms were extremely enjoyable at the time, he could easily spend too much time experiencing them,” researchers wrote. “Further, he had an old neck injury which flared up in association with some neck spasm at orgasm whilst lying prone. It has proved difficult to stop experiencing these orgasms and ‘unwire’ himself back to normal.”
 
The study’s author, Dr. Roy Levin, said that he hopes the man’s case will encourage more research on the subject.
 
“The scientific study of orgasm has always been challenging,” Levin said in a statement. “Those induced by prostate stimulation have been ignored. We have just started the journey on its discovery road.”
 
After she's read THAT, talking to her about a little prescription refill should be a piece of cake.

Good to see the forum grump back in form

Indeed it is unfortunate that drugstores cannot sell you a spine.

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Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Whilst we're in the mood:
 
Hipster Nativity
 

 
(note the solar panels ... I think they're new this year)

After our first two weeks together, my partner and I were never sexually monogamous, but most of the time we were committed to an emotionally monogamous relationship. My best friend could never understand that, and couldn't believe that was a "real" marriage; he was serially monogamous with a half dozen men, and a complete slut the rest of the time.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

Somebody a lot smarter than I am has pointed out that Gays are the only despised minority raised entirely within the families of their oppressors.
 
Add to this that most gay boys don't quite figure out what's up until well after they've absorbed typical notions of masculinity (and faggotry) and it's likely that few of us escape w/o some internalized homophobia.
 
Myself,everytime I think I've finally gotten it rooted out, I find it creeping back into my reactions.

This is so true. There are guys who think the BFE is going out shopping, no intimacy at all.

No... that only causes tropical depressions.

That's not exactly what I meant. The falling down came first.

The same on line journal reports Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton were lesbian lovers back in the 70s.

I've said this before...but the elephant in the room is the term "undetectable".....many....let me repeat that word....MANY.....HIV+ individuals
cannot (for whatever reason) reach that level of viral suppression. And someone who was "undetectable" last week....may....for any number
of reasons....become "detectable" today....and thus more infectious.
 
Yes, it's incredible that some people are able to reach a level of being undetectable. And even people who are detectable but on HAART
are less infectious than the "old days". Add PreP into the mix and things are starting to look up. No doubt, these are all great and incredible
things that are helping to contain the spread of HIV. Nonetheless, I feel the trumpeting of "U=U" is simplistic and irresponsible....and some,
perhaps many, people will pay with their lives.
 
Again, to bluntly speak to the elephant in the room....none of this justifies abandoning condom use.

Doesnt look that appealing to me. Give me those pretty, buff Bel Ami boys with the huge cocks.