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Or "ripper" could mean his meat is so big and thick it would rip your hole.😏

You know, I completely glossed over the age stated on the profile. Almost all escorts and masseurs are under 30 -- and have been for the past decade! His profile does state he's in recovery so maybe he's had a HARD 26y year on earth.

I'd say the best position is with you straddling your partner. Use his cock like a living dildo. This way you control the speed, depth, and duration of penetration. In the missionary and doggy style you are at the fucker's mercy (unless you get hot from giving up that degree of control and possibly being pounded into oblivion).

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He met me in the circular parking lot at the front of the hotel. There was also a convention of some kind going on so hotel parking was all taken. I went with him to a nearby parking lot where I paid the parking lot fee. Then we walked the one or two blocks back to the hotel. I was mentally -- then actually -- deducting the parking fee from what I'd planned to pay. He was a gym rat. All kinds of hard bulging muscles and an ass like granite. I paid the base rate (it was relatively cheap at $150.00 per hour. I hired for two hours.) but not a penny more.

Now I've read that more and more businesses are not accepting CHECKS. Cash is never going out of style. However, I can see the personal safety value for an escort to be paid via Cash App or some electronic platform. It greatly reduces the temptation and risk of being mugged.

I was on an out-of-town business trip and had an escort stiff me for his parking fee near the hotel where I was staying. He claimed he DROVE to the hotel without his wallet -- and the moon is made of green cheese. I paid the parking lot fee but quietly deducted that amount from the additional tip I had planned on offering him. But pay for an Uber? I wouldn't do it.

I hire about once or twice a year. It really depends on the quality of men on offer. I hire for fantasy, I can get sex for free. So my criteria to hire a man tend to be quite stringent.

And it will remain a mystery. Like most breakups, his choosing not to work for you again is all about him, you're just collateral damage.

Richard Gere back in his 80s glory. Nowadays, several hardcore pro bodybuilders come to mind -- if certain conditions are met.😈

Yes, a lie is a deception. Now that we've established one dictionary meaning, the fact remains that it really doesn't matter. He's not in a witness box where he's sworn on a Bible to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If you don't like the look of him or his services, you never have to see or speak to him again. Men can be sticklers about the oddest things.

I take it for granted that escorts lie about their ages for marketing purposes. Since I'm not compiling data for the census, I do not care about age as long as the body and the skills are just what I need.

I ran into Aden Taylor at a neighborhood grocery store years ago. Must have been off-season. He looked unprepossessing. He's not competed in a bodybuilding show in ages. The photos on his rent.men page are sadly too old for my liking.

Your experience sounds about like what I'd expect. Thanks for sharing. He's plastered like 100 photos of himself at his bodybuilding peak. Then he seems to get offended or be terminally skeptical that a man would take his obvious bait. In my case he tried to gaslight me. When I sent a text "Not Cool" to his standing me up, he replied that he'd texted me the day before our planned get together and I never replied. There was no such text. I can't think why he went to such efforts to portray himself as a "good" guy and me the flaky one, but I wasn't born yesterday.

I like cocks that are THICK and long-ish, eight or nine inches is my sweet spot; girth is key. In terms of cut/uncut, I prefer circumcised but big meat is big meat is big meat. I am turned off by them mushroom cocks that are all head supported by a skinny shaft.

It's long.. but I'd have to pass. I love me some THICK meat

But I believe Bigfoot would be more reliable.

It may be off-topic but can someone explain to me why bother with "straight" providers? Chances are they have too many restrictions on what they will and won't do -- while still having their hand out expecting top dollar for their self-delusion and hubris. Too many delightful gay or bisexual (insert eye-roll here) men who enjoy gay sex and don't feel diminished by engaging in it.

Sounds to me like he was making other appointments sandwiched in between the time he'd booked with you. To me, overnight means, I've bought ALL the escort's time for the duration. No clocking in and out. If he did that, I'd make it clear there would be deductions from the time he left me to the time he returned. Which is why I would never book an overnight. Why would I pay a man to sleep? For a first time, especially with a man you have never met, consider doing only 1 hour. It's minimum investment to see if you and the escort get along. If so, and you've built a rapport, then consider an overnight -- But make your expectations clear as to what overnight means to you. Don't be ashamed to ask for what you want. You're paying him, he's not doing you any favors.

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Gracious! Seems like I'm behind the times, but I do not share my stats or photo with a man I hire. For me, part of the hiring process is I am freed from dangling my bait with the hopes that a man find me appealing. I also try to keep tight control over disseminating my image -- even facial -- with not just anyone who asks. Hiring for me is not Match.com or Tinder. With an escort, it's my CASH that is absolutely gorgeous.

Yes, there will ALWAYS be the the loud, in-your-face types who live up to the gay femme stereotype. When I was exploring and accepting my sexuality as a gay man, those loud, womanish types had NOTHING in common with me. Yet I never thought of them as "other" -- they were simply not me. "Straight-acting" was not part of my vocabulary or mindset, either, because I knew by my early 20s that I was anything but straight; and I had no interest in play-acting. I find it sad that who's gay or straight is still a hotly debated topic among segments of the gay populace. For me, I agree with the line from "Victor/Victoria": I'm a man who doesn't have to prove it. To myself or to anyone. The dig at transgender women is just hateful. They are women, perhaps not biologically but in their spirit, their mind, their self-perception, they are women. How dare you to deny anyone the right to define himself or herself? Did someone die and elect you as sole arbiter of what's what and who's who? Am I missing anything? Not being trans myself, I don't understand it, either. But I wouldn't deny anyone their truth. And consider that the transgendered are most likely to be murdered (unsolved), most likely to be poor, discriminated against for employment. Being trans is not a walk in the park. Trans men and women have incredible courage to be themselves.

Chacun a son gout. Some men are into prime aged cock.... but I'll pass on that. If a man is older than 68 chances are he wouldn't be able to do or to offer anything that would open my wallet.

Drakkar! That was the fragrance of the 90s or thereabouts. I loved the scent too.