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If we’re talking biggest + thickest (as in you feel the weight, not just length) - from my own experience:
BigRansom — Big-heavy baseline + natural rhythm. https://rent.men/BigRansom
KingRichieRich — Weight-class thick; steady, controlled pressure. https://rent.men/KingRichieRich
HUNGFOOTLONG — Long + broad; raw, feral dominance that hits deep. https://rent.men/HUNGFOOTLONG
PrimeMeat — Next-door vibe; surprisingly thick and heavy; faster pace. https://rent.men/Primemeat
TylerLONG — Long and imposing; strict, controlled; size still solid. https://rent.men/TylerLONG
If anyone wants detailed notes beyond size (pacing, energy, fit), happy to share.

Reporting from Spain. What a treat! 
We met yesterday morning at 10am (I know it feels early but my provider told me it works to keep stamina going as you are fresh) and we finished past 10pm when everybody went home. 
Thank you all for your advice! I followed all the tips and it worked like a charm. 
It was a very intense yet amazing experience and I’m still thinking about it. Once the session was over I ate something as I hadn’t eating in two days (only liquid diet with protein), took a shower and went to bed and slept like a baby for 9 hours straight. I was beat. Walking up now in Madrid and my hole is still pulsating from yesterday’s marathon but so proud of him because he did work out like a good boy. 
The guys arrived at 10am and all looking great. My provider was not lying. They are all friends and have a great rapport. We started getting naked and moving into the bedroom. I booked an Airbnb with a Cal King bed. They are not normal in Spain so I looked and looked until I found a place that worked for the five of us. We started making out with my provider being the ring leader (he told me he will take charge for a great experience). 
My provider knows that I love rimming so he instructed the guys to all go on their fours on the bed so I had a view of all their asses and I could go around rimming each of them. The guys were all in the bed making out with each other as I was eating one ass after another. I took some poppers and a viagra (so I didn’t lose my erection) and I went to town. Then a couple of them moved and starting sucking each other and the others turned around and put their legs up in the air so I could rim them and suck them at the same time. They grabbed me and started sucking me while I had a guy seating on my face. Then I noticed they raised my legs and started rimming me. It’s amazing to be rimmed while rimming someone else. My provider instructed the guys to take turns so I had one rimming me, one sucking me and one of them sitting on my face so I could rim him. And then they keep switching. They keep putting their fingers inside of me and opening me up. They gave me some poppers and I could send my ass opening up as I was in heaven with the attention. Then my main provider put a pillow under my back and the guys started lining up and the fuckfest begun. One after another starting giving me their dicks while my main provider fed me some poppers and his own dick. I used the pig snout for poppers and no spills which was great. One after the other they kept drilling my hole and I loved it. Then after don’t know how long they turned me around with my legs spread over the bed, my dick hanging out and my ass propped up. And one after the other gave fucking me as I was stroking my dick. I was a dog in heat. I don’t know why but the moment one of them took their dick out my ass was pulsating asking for more. I didn’t want them to stop. My dick was hard from the viagra and my main provider asked if I wanted to do some train fucking. We moved around and I buried my cock in my main provider’s ass while I had one of the guys fucking me from behind. I asked the others if they wanted to join and they agreed and we did a five man train fuck. The room had a large mirror so seeing the reflection of the train fuck was amazing. I don’t know what time it was but time was going fast. We had some sodas and protein bars and continued as my main provider was so kind not to let the party die down. We tried so many posturers. I went on the top of the bed grabbing to the bed frame with guy after guy drilling me from behind. The guys stood on the bed one next to each other and I went sitting in one guy to the next to the next. At one point my body was on the floor with my back against the side of the bed, my legs up in the air open wide and the guys entering from above. The more cock I got the more I wanted. It was pretty intense. I loved when they took turns fucking me on my fours while I was eating a guy’s ass. And then they kept taking turns so another guy to rim and another fucking me. By the time it was the last hour I was in bliss and it was time for release (they had been holding really well - one came at one point but recovered shortly after but the others are pros at regulating) so they put me once again with my legs spread on my fours with my cock hanging and my ass propped up and one after the other went to town in my ass until they came. I had all loads in me and they kept fucking me. They tuned me around and they all started sucking me and stroking me and fingering me until I blew a huge load. Fuck. That was insane. The guys showered, we chatted for a bit and they all left and I was left all spent and happy in bed. I went took a shower, left my children out (haha), ate something and onto bed. I just woken up and I won’t lie if I’m not a bit tired or sore but all pretty good and the memories will last a long time. Thank you all for your advice and for your help prepping for this session. I know it was a splurge but Spain is the place to do it as in the US that would have cost me 3 times as much. But it was pretty amazing. 

They might outwardly present or describe themselves as straight, many are married (I see a ring on their finger), some tell me they are exploring, occasionally they say I’m their first experience with a guy but if they’re contacting me they aren’t 100% straight. I don’t think it matters. I just want to know what they are looking for not what  label they give themselves. 

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

I very much prefer to have relaxed, slow-paced, good buddy-type meets...hang out, chat, kick back.....so I really like to know a real first name as part of that (better than saying, "hey, would you like a beer, CutAndHungCock?")......provider meets have ranged from real-name disclosure during pre-meet planning to a first-time provider showing me their health card (real name) when I asked about their bareback history to a polite "no" to my inquiry after a third meet.....

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

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This is a GREAT reply. 
Lots of good info for those who don't know or want to know more.

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

Chinese is a challenge for sure, but it really depends on what you want to learn.

Speaking: Certainly a challenge because of the tones (ways of pronouncing the same sound - Mandarin has 4, Cantonese has, I think, 7 or maybe more); but the grammar and syntax are exceptionally straightforward (no conjugations, tenses, etc.)
Reading: Fine if you have a good visual memory to recognize characters (there isn't an alphabet except for pinyin - the intermediary language between Chinese and English)
Writing: Evil. Just... really tough

So, yes, I used to be conversationally fluent in spoken Mandarin, but that was several summer courses then ten years living in Beijing. And I was still only somewhat functional (everyone gives foreigners a lot of leeway in terms of pronunciation and vocabulary). Two years after leaving, I'd lost most of  it.

If you want to learn some phrases to better get on with someone, that is eminently doable. But keep in mind that, without a huge amount of effort, it's hard to get beyond "Oh, he's speaking some Chinese! How cute!" Not that that's a bad thing!

I'll shut up now...

I met with Massnow.
The shirtless pics in his rentmasseur profile are reasonably accurate. He's hairier and has more of a muscular, rugby-build, with no sign of an 8-pack. Handsome, mixed-race guy from Brazil. Very friendly, conversational, good English. The pictures in his ad showing a massage session are not him, because he is free of tats.
As John Galt reported, the massage moved quickly to sensual. The massage itself was more Swedish with a little deep-tissue here and there. For my tastes, there was too little actual massage before it move to sensual and then to erotic. Maybe it was because what I had communicated to him in advance about what I was looking for in a session.
The session delivered everything I asked for, done mostly well and with passion. But it felt like an express meal service. I like longish sessions, with a slow build-up. This was not. After I left, I realized that my 2-hour session was only 1-hour, and that I had paid for 2 hours. I thought that the time had flown by and didn't think to look at the time until I was out on the street in the throngs in Chinatown.
Would I repeat? No. London has so many other choices. My London fav remains MasseurBrazil, who is currently traveling.

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There is one thing that I don't like about the search feature for sure. It defaults to search just "this topic" when you are in a thread or if you're in "the deli" for instance but not in a thread and hit search it'll just search that specific forum. I wish it always defaulted to search "Everywhere".  It's easy to think there isn't a thread about something if you forget to change it to "Everywhere".

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)

Mine seem to be aware. I get asked ‘can I see you when you’re fresh?’.  I’m like a baguette at the bakery, best in the morning whilst still warm. 

It’s tipping … I reckon it has another 8 pages to go. 

Lots of common misunderstandings here. 3 clients a day 6 days a week is quite some going…. not really sustainable. 
Also, for each client actually booked there’s around 4 who take up time with enquiries that don’t go anywhere. That needs to be factored in.
Then there’s the cost of facilities (whether you rent space or use your home which still has a cost), advertising, regular training, travel costs etc. It’s definitely not zero overhead. Plus taxes of course plus cost of benefits that one has to buy which you’d often get via an employer. 
There’s no way I get 100% profit off what I charge. And I’d invite anyone who thinks they can get rich quick to try the job for a few months and see how they get on. I assume they’ll be happy to make themselves available at all sorts of times, often at short notice, be ok with possibly not earning anything next week, dealing with time wasters and clients who treat them like dirt, sort out their own insurance, pension etc. 😉
 

 
 
 

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)

Maybe it's because I'm British too, but I always find @Jamie21 to be both hilarious AND insightful...

(And one day I will manage to get round to seeing him...)