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    + deej got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Friday Funnies   
    So true.
     
    I lost both of my cats to old age in the last two weeks. But for all of their years if I left them alone for a few days they would always be glad to see me when I got home, until I sat down. Then they'd sit exactly out of reach with their backs to me.
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    + deej got a reaction from TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    So true.
     
    I lost both of my cats to old age in the last two weeks. But for all of their years if I left them alone for a few days they would always be glad to see me when I got home, until I sat down. Then they'd sit exactly out of reach with their backs to me.
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    + deej got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Friday Funnies   
    Oh, for sure! My dog (who I lost on Christmas day, rough couple of weeks!) was always boarded when I went away. When I'd pick him up he'd always wag his tail and jump into my arms, but he'd refuse to lick my face.
     
    I'm pretty sure a few of those kennel employees wondered if it was really my dog.
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    + deej got a reaction from + honcho in Friday Funnies   
    So true.
     
    I lost both of my cats to old age in the last two weeks. But for all of their years if I left them alone for a few days they would always be glad to see me when I got home, until I sat down. Then they'd sit exactly out of reach with their backs to me.
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    + deej got a reaction from MsGuy in Friday Funnies   
    So true.
     
    I lost both of my cats to old age in the last two weeks. But for all of their years if I left them alone for a few days they would always be glad to see me when I got home, until I sat down. Then they'd sit exactly out of reach with their backs to me.
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    + deej reacted to + Charlie in Tarek and Christina   
    I haven't felt so emotionally violated since Lucy and Desi split. How can I go on believing in HGTV (my substitute for organized religion)?
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    + deej got a reaction from + easygoingpal in "Will and Grace" is back   
    NBC made it official today.
     
    They're getting a 10-episode arc.
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    + deej got a reaction from adannyboy in "Will and Grace" is back   
    NBC made it official today.
     
    They're getting a 10-episode arc.
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    + deej reacted to AdamSmith in Friday Funnies   
    A True Story...
     
    Staid, straightlaced Wallace Stevens once walked into a meeting of the Bollingen Poetry Prize committee, of which he was a member that year, and stunned his colleagues by guffawing out:
     
    "You know why they're called nuns? Because they ain't ever had none, and they ain't ever going to get none!"
     

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    + deej reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    ...and a groaner for the punsters!!!

     
    TruHart1
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    + deej reacted to AdamSmith in Friday Funnies   
    My ex for instance. He was one time at a friend's house taking a poop. It turned out to be a big one, he decided he'd better flush mid-go to guard against clogging the antiquated toilet -- and the water unexpectedly rose to engulf more than the tip of HIS dangling snake!
     
    He came home and told me the story in the most disgusted tone I'd ever heard him use. It had me laughing the rest of the day. (This still being the good first half of our relationship, that was the expected & acceptable reaction.)
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    + deej got a reaction from LivingnLA in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    I wish I could find Franco DiSantis' old post. It went something like this:
     
    TOP= Yeah maybe
    Vers/Top= Bottom
    Verse= Bottom
    Verse/Bottom= Bottom
     
    Get a man on his back with his magnificent legs spread wide and the world belongs to you.
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    + deej got a reaction from TruthBTold in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    I wish I could find Franco DiSantis' old post. It went something like this:
     
    TOP= Yeah maybe
    Vers/Top= Bottom
    Verse= Bottom
    Verse/Bottom= Bottom
     
    Get a man on his back with his magnificent legs spread wide and the world belongs to you.
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    + deej got a reaction from + Steve yabsley in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    I wish I could find Franco DiSantis' old post. It went something like this:
     
    TOP= Yeah maybe
    Vers/Top= Bottom
    Verse= Bottom
    Verse/Bottom= Bottom
     
    Get a man on his back with his magnificent legs spread wide and the world belongs to you.
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    + deej got a reaction from escortrod in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    I wish I could find Franco DiSantis' old post. It went something like this:
     
    TOP= Yeah maybe
    Vers/Top= Bottom
    Verse= Bottom
    Verse/Bottom= Bottom
     
    Get a man on his back with his magnificent legs spread wide and the world belongs to you.
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    + deej got a reaction from + José Soplanucas in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    I wish I could find Franco DiSantis' old post. It went something like this:
     
    TOP= Yeah maybe
    Vers/Top= Bottom
    Verse= Bottom
    Verse/Bottom= Bottom
     
    Get a man on his back with his magnificent legs spread wide and the world belongs to you.
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    + deej reacted to AdamSmith in Friday Funnies   
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    + deej reacted to + Truereview in Friday Funnies   
    Yep, I woulda been baited too...
    http://www.coopsjokes.com/toons5/gifs/mermaid.jpg
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    + deej got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Friday Funnies   
    The 17 pounds of attitude that wakes me every morning will never be viewed the same again.
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    + deej got a reaction from + honcho in Friday Funnies   
    The 17 pounds of attitude that wakes me every morning will never be viewed the same again.
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    + deej got a reaction from MikeBiDude in Do you want to lose a few pounds? Eat kids' lunch menu   
    If that's fresh bread, still warm from the oven, with lots of butter COUNT ME IN.
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    + deej got a reaction from seaboy4hire in Do you want to lose a few pounds? Eat kids' lunch menu   
    If that's fresh bread, still warm from the oven, with lots of butter COUNT ME IN.
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    + deej reacted to + quoththeraven in Friday Funnies   
    Only packing the essentials.

    source
     
    Raise your hand if your pet has tried to climb into your suitcase while packing!
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    + deej reacted to Kevin Slater in Friday Funnies   
    Kevin Slater
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