Guy Fawkes

Because it violates the KISS principle? Juries need plain talk that won't put them to sleep.

Calling our hairy friend in San Francisco with the sensitive nipples...

Disclaimer that I just came across and liked: "Payment for legal adult services are for time and companionship only. Anything beyond that is left to both your discretion and mine as legal consenting adults. All content on these pages should not be considered an advertisement for anything other than time and companionship.":

It establishes expectations of what was expected to happen. Lead's to interesting court room questioning if the detective tried to push beyond the expected boundary. When pointed out before the case goes to trial to the prosecutor that a jury trial is about to be required they tend to defer while mumbling imperatives right up to when they drop the case just before the case is called. Makes one wonder if a motion to squash any records of the arrest are possible.

The Grinch hates nice... I'd be nice if I were you!

I've always been a believer in Cuddling. http://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/05190fba0ff101364033077e5b18300422a62d.jpg?v=3

TMZ called; they're still laughing their heads off. http://www.picslyrics.net/images/509050-weird-al-yankovic-cause-i-ll-be-laughing-my-head-off-when-he-s-burning-in-hell.jpg

You're wrong about that!

Hummm..... He hasn't considered it; I suspect that some research is in order.

The Grinch is officially back. So: "Be Nice!" or We'll see you next year.

Correction: Jim Nabors died today at 87. He was a gentle and kind person. Hooboy was a personal friend. He will be missed. http://www.thechatterboxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/besilent-780x597.jpeg Thread locked in respect for Jim.

Option 4 on a mac keyboard Alt 0162 on a windows keyboard Techno Nerds Rule! You are now "Dialed In"

Will also happen if your browser isn't accepting cookies.

"Come to Poppa" Same number of nerves in a smaller package means a good time for all.

I've received multiple obscene emails from somebody saying that the profile mentioned has his pictures. I don't know who is stealing my pictures and posting them. But either way your website solicitating [sic] that action & making it worse. I demand you take down this whole article that has my pictures or links to my Instagram account & Twitter. I keep getting all these faggots messaging me in Instagram & Twitter because of your inaccurate website forum. Please remove ASAP. I will be checking back later this evening to be sure that everything is deleted. He managed to inadvertently send me his real name, email address and phone number. He's attempted to register three times under three email address so I've got a lock on his location.

Come to Las Vegas and "That Daddy" will show y0u Sin City up close and personal.

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Perhaps you should consider transitioning to "American." I suspect that George will have your back. Now if you said: "Klingon/Romulan American" that might raise a few eyebrows. Oh, and yes, your being crazy.

I'm not comfortable with: "He Said, He Said." The newbies should now go back to their corners. @LamontRyder constantly changing your profile name is less than helpful to you. It raises serious doubts in my mind. But of course, arguing with a client in public also raises my eyebrow. (Remove the underscore)

You may be a princess, but I'm a queen so put your table tray up and buckle your damn seatbelt otherwise you'll find your preferences to be quite bumpy.

@Good Grief, I on the other hand believe that you'll still be in good enough shape to attend come this spring. You're not the only one there that will be fragile. Just be upfront and they'll adapt to your needs.

Naw I gave them the birds and the bees story. The balked at the "then the rooster covers the hen and has his way with her...." We never did get to the bees.

@Epigonos many many apologies! He is correct, these are the items of note.

It'll be pricey. Something about the less there is the more it costs. http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/3tQAAOxygPtS2coV/$_1.JPG