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Why Do So Many Escorts Label Themselves Bisexual?
Guy Fawkes replied to + Gar1eth's topic in Questions About Hiring
Relax, it's just skin. I'm sorry I just looked at the Rules and saw no subjects other than reviews that weren't up for discussion. -
Why Do So Many Escorts Label Themselves Bisexual?
Guy Fawkes replied to + Gar1eth's topic in Questions About Hiring
I for one don't care; I prefer them to label themselves "Sexual" the rest is just labels. -
Then you have that gorgeous hunk of a man contact Daddy to update his contact information. We need more "Juan Thor" Sandwiches! (oh dear, did I just let my pun slip?) W00f!
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Thor appears to be a bit shy which is why I tease Juan about being thor at time; however I've seen pictures and Thor is every bit as appealing as Juan is: http://www.daddysreviews.com/review/thor_maelstrom_vancouver
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Never mind, already gone.
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Like right this moment?
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Ok Gentlemen, move along now. Nothing to see here.
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"There’s a powerful mind-body connection the physical passion is intensified and amplified and googlefied by the intellectual connection." Would one of you fine folks come over and googlefy me? I'm a googlefy virgin and like they say: "Virginity is a childhood disease that's easily cured." <Sigh!> It's just a matter of time until he starts his rants and raves.
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I found them next to my A/C; I've washed and dried them for you. You'll need to pick them up in person, I don't do deliveries anymore. http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/11763051/P18677065.jpg
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Cheaper Prescription Drugs Using GoodRx/Viagra
Guy Fawkes replied to + Gar1eth's topic in Men's Health
I use goodrx every month. Walmart's wins most of the time but not always. -
@deej hulu is my main tv feed; Since you have netflix. What am I missing?
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Please submit this as a review to the review site: http://www.daddysreviews.com/submit
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Am I The Only Who Is Surprised: Zsa Zsa Gabor is Still Alive?
Guy Fawkes replied to + WilliamM's topic in The Lounge
On the other hand... Dick Van Dyke is still dancing! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/22/dick-van-dyke-dancing_n_7421612.html -
Am I The Only Who Is Surprised: Zsa Zsa Gabor is Still Alive?
Guy Fawkes replied to + WilliamM's topic in The Lounge
Yes. http://www.imdb.com/list/ls057872986/ will be of use. -
This is taking the high road how?
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I forgive and forget; it's not worth holding on to the negativity.
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In one device! http://www.apppicker.com/upload/images/9e7b415759a2f84ac0ad730bbf0c1bed.jpg
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I have basic cable for free and don't watch it. Hulu has been my mainstay; I have been tempted by Netflix but not enough to try them out.
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A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one- second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner , then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, stupid, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-... That hurt like **% !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles! I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! Still in shock!! P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it. "If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid."
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