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Guy Fawkes

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  1. I will admit to having lots of fun in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Only because I could only handle about three days of Oklahoma before I was ready to start shooting people. By going to DFW, I was able to go back to OKC for another three days. The family only barely noticed.
  2. Don't mention "Steers" or "Queers" in Texas and you'll be fine. Them's fighting words in the lone star state. http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Full_1ac6aa_711584.jpg
  3. Dallas/Fort Worth is your lover; Houston is your friend. For positions I'm partial to this one: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/313298/slide_313298_2811933_free.jpg
  4. http://www.gifporn.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/200-1.gif
  5. Jackhammer would have enjoyed this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0
  6. But will you ever be able to walk again normally?
  7. They had skid marks in their underwear? Oh my! You are good.
  8. Klingon/Vulcan with a splash of Romulan/Antarian.
  9. When he's done look at him and say: "Hummm.... Maybe 50 more." http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/young-man-athlete-doing-push-ups-street-fitness-gym-exercises-and-video-id546649378?s=640x640
  10. I'm willing to have him as one of the judges; What do you say stud? One Quarter at a time; or a spiked watermelon smoothie? If you are thinking: "Huh?" right now, you need to find out who has the most experience giving BJs in Las Vegas. (which is an entirely different thread)
  11. Let's start a bidding war between Las Vegas and Palm Springs!
  12. I get 30 points if I can get a young man to laugh and blush at the same time. If I can get you to blush down to your pubes, that's a jackpot! The problem is that I haven't found what the points are good for.
  13. Now which of us is suppose to be doing the jerking?
  14. Hummmm.... He snuck into Las Vegas when I'm in the need of a hug?
  15. A most unusual and earth shattering event has occurred. The grumpy Grinch upon request for a pardon from an unknown shadowy figment of his imagination has relented and wiped the slate clean. He's in the bathroom yelling about turkeys, not making any sense at all. He still has his green crayon so I'd be nice if I was you. http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grinch-bladder-card-4.jpg
  16. Now that we're officially into the Holiday season, people not displaying the proper festive demeanor will be given a break that'll last until next year. Now who's the first person that's going to test his resolve? Please there's always one that doesn't believe in the Grinch. Take one for the bad boy team!
  17. No but those balls make you look like you're having a baby.
  18. I'll get you my sweetie said the witch acidically
  19. Why do you think they have Urinals?
  20. http://daddysreviews.com/review/hunter_lee_palmbeach
  21. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKOHkYW9gMA
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