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GCMan, totally agree with you.  So very hot. Be sure to see them in the recently released The League of Ungentlemanly Warfare  while it’s still in movie theaters. Ritchson looks better than I’ve ever seen him in some of his scenes.

What a bunch of boobs.

Despite heavy promotion, Barbara Streisand’s memoir My Name is Barbra is flopping with readers, having sold  a pathetic 212,000 copies since its release in November. A MAJOR FLOP. Exactly as Bozo had predicted.
My Name Is Barbra, retails at $47 and is almost 1,000 pages. It has sold a paltry 212,000 and is way, way out of the top 25 bestsellers for 2023 according to Publisher's Weekly:
https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/bookselling/article/94047-women-ruled-the-2023-bestseller-list.html
212,000 copies sold? That is probably a grossly overestimated number. Most copies were probably bought by libraries around the country. Who wants to pay $47 for a book where she pats herself on the back and spews out her political dogma? Take your book and leave the country - like you promised!
If anyone here actually read thru the entire 1,000-page memoir, can you say whether this was in it  - "During the COVID-19 pandemic, Barbra Streisand’s film company paid the groundskeeper at her $20 million Malibu estate using some of the $209,000 it received from Paycheck Protection Program loans."?
Streisand is a crook that should be in prison!
She is also a hypocrite and a pathological liar - a pestilent boil on the buttocks of society. She is a typical elitist loudmouth. 
Barbara Streisand is a grotesque, over-medicated Hollywood cultist who sings like chalk on a blackboard (my apologies if blackboard is a racist word).
Streisand was a 'B' lister back in the 1970s.
It is 50 years past time for Streisand to shut up and retire.
There are plenty of good charities, i.e. homeless vets, cancer prevention, etc. that could use the $47 a lot more than that ugly old hag who steals money from people.
BTC
 
 

He may not realize it, but LAYwer spelling should make everyone's day. The jury may still be out on if he were a decent lay ?, but I myself would not approach the bench.

Valuable information.
HARD PASS.

Valuable information.
HARD PASS.

Is ANYONE really straight 😉

and in the current generation of porn stars ... it's hard not to admire Antonio Biaggi's low hangers

To say nothing of what hangs above them.

*googling him right now*

or since the normal rates nowadays are 3/400 dollars an hour, providers should and can afford to have a ten minute break in between sessions to clean up real quick and get ready for the next client.
I'm not asking him to stay way over his agreed time (and if that happens I properly tip well or adjust the payment based on the agreed rate) but if I'm doing an incall I am always fully dressed and out the door within a few minutes. If it's an outcall to me then do a quick shower right when the hour is up and then get dressed and head out as I'm also gladly paying for his uber/lyft back to their hotel or to the next client. Just like any other job, there's set up time you don't get paid for in order to get ready to work. I essentially paid $50 for him to shower and get ready to go. There's plenty of other great escorts that don't do that. 

He plays too many games for me.  He was supposed to arrive in Detroit on Oct 26th.  We started texting nearly a week before his arrival.  He kept changing his dates and said he wasn't yet setting up appointments.  What he likely didn't realize is that we have a group of guys here who talk and share info so we all knew he was in fact setting up appointments and was already advising the hotel name, etc.  He texted me again once he was here and said I could now meet him because another client had cancelled.  I politely declined.  He was giving different stories to every guy that contacted him and caught in a bunch of lies.  Don't these providers realize many of the clients talk to each other and figure out the BS?  Guys like this don't need my money.  

Lucio Saint’s prostate. That guy cums a lot. A lot.

Taint. It gets ignored a lot.
Balls too (I mean they're there but not nearly enough ball play/licking/sucking, IMO).
Nips as well. I mean nipple play, licking, sucking.
 
I do especially love to watch a guy fuck another guy and watch his taint/balls and hole as it puckers in and out as he cums.

Fortunately, I don’t look like you, in my mid 30’s, average body, but certainly not out of shape or obese. But if I am paying you that much money, I expect you to at least put on a performance. The fact that they are texting back for follow ups, further proves my point. I have been with other guys, not bodybuilders, but are smokin’ hot - chiseled bodies, bubble butts and they go the whole 9 yards. So, if they can do it, (for less I might add), then guys like Christian, can also put in the work too. The problem is, guys like Christian are narcissist and straight. They feel like, being in their presence should be enough.

In other words, you need muscular butt to thrust.

Yoga butt, namaste!

He doesn't actively escort. At least that's the impression that he gave me due to him being "straight" & constantly banging girls. I had to jump through a few hoops to actually get a session with him. I got so frustrated with trying that I almost gave up, but everything fell into place at the very last minute. I was pretty much aware of all the traits that you mentioned so nothing was a surprise honestly. I looked at it from the perspective of this being a fantasy that I really wanted to experience. I'm not about to be in a relationship or deal with this person much after the experience so I rolled the dice & took the bad along with the good. He's a difficult personality to work with just in setting up a session...I can only imagine how a scene would go, but he was actually cool once we settled in especially after he started drinking alcohol. When it was over he made sure that I got to my uber vehicle safely which was very pleasant surprise. I think I'd be willing to endure it all again for one more experience.

I kinda liked them at first, but became too repetitive and formulaic for me pretty fast.

It sounds like I'm likely in the minority, but I won't wait more than 10 minutes for an escort if they hadn't notified me well in advance they are running late.  Nowadays it only takes a quick text or email to notify someone.  They either learn some basic business etiquette or they don't need my business.  I usually have to adjust my schedule to meet them and sometimes have a long drive as well.  I expect them to be on time.  Sorry if the provider overbooked, was at the gym, wanted to eat breakfast first, etc.  They are essentially telling us our time has no value.  My own clients don't accept the excuses so why should I accept them when the tables are turned and I'm paying $300+/hour?