Mickey Mouse does not like Escorts at Disney World in Orlando

[+ azdr0710]

I can try from the park I suppose, but that feels creepy.

 

[spider]

Goofy ran an ad on Backpage for years.

 

Go figure . . .

 

Hence the joke;

 

Mickey and Minnie would up in divorce court. Long trial, judge gets more and more frustrated.

 

Finally the judge says “Mickey, stop and listen. In Florida insanity isn’t an acceptable reason for divorce.”

 

Mickey, equally frustrated, said (assume Mickey voice here) “but, your honor, I didn’t say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofey.” Insert rim shot.

[Bargara Leatherboy]

There are several upper end hotels in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, a Muslim country, that blot out access to these sites. I just turn off wi-fi and use cellular data.

 

Which hotels? I normally stay at the Intercontintal in KL and never had a problem with those sites or with people joining me in my suite.

[Bargara Leatherboy]

There are several upper end hotels in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, a Muslim country, that blot out access to these sites. I just turn off wi-fi and use cellular data.

 

Which hotels? I normally stay at the Intercontintal in KL and never had a problem with those sites or with people joining me in my suite.

[+ poolboy48220]

Hence the joke;

 

Mickey and Minnie would up in divorce court. Long trial, judge gets more and more frustrated.

 

Finally the judge says “Mickey, stop and listen. In Florida insanity isn’t an acceptable reason for divorce.”

 

Mickey, equally frustrated, said (assume Mickey voice here) “but, your honor, I didn’t say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofey.” Insert rim shot.

I've heard a similar joke where in England, "fucking goofy" is slang for having buck teeth.

[+ poolboy48220]

Hence the joke;

 

Mickey and Minnie would up in divorce court. Long trial, judge gets more and more frustrated.

 

Finally the judge says “Mickey, stop and listen. In Florida insanity isn’t an acceptable reason for divorce.”

 

Mickey, equally frustrated, said (assume Mickey voice here) “but, your honor, I didn’t say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofey.” Insert rim shot.

I've heard a similar joke where in England, "fucking goofy" is slang for having buck teeth.

[+ g56whiz]

Which hotels? I normally stay at the Intercontintal in KL and never had a problem with those sites or with people joining me in my suite.

 

The Majestic Hotel (I’m addicted to it’s colonial ambience and breakfast buffet where you can eat your weight in lox), the Pacific Regency (across from the telephone tower) and I vaguely remember the Park Royal Suites (not the Park Royal Hotel). In each entertaining isn’t a problem if you meet your provider in the lobby.

[Zapped]

It's not surprising to me that places like Disney and McDonald's block adult site. Imagine having your kids at the next table or at the pool and some guy is looking at escort's explicit photos or porn which your kids see. And imagine the lawsuits and bad PR for the venue of they weren't blocking it. (I am quite confident that a lot of dads at Disney are not getting much sex and are finding ways to access porn while the wife and kids are at the pool.)

 

Two easy workarounds:

 

1) Use a VPN, especially one where you can select the country for the ip address you use. (This is a way to be able to access the next reviews on rentmen.eu, for example.) Some big budget streaming companies invest a lot of time and money in identifying VPN ip addresses so they still block streaming Netflix in China, for example, but most of the time it works well.

 

2) Use cell data on a phone, from a hotpot, etc. My iPad has cell service, and I often find it's quicker than free hotel or restaurant wifi anyway.

 

Finally, it's VERY RISKY to do ANYTHING on open wifi at a hotel or restaurant without a VPN.

[MisterMike]

(I am quite confident that a lot of dads at Disney are not getting much sex and are finding ways to access porn while the wife and kids are at the pool.)

 

Yes. And they are also cruising the men's locker areas at the gym and spa. Had a pretty great jackoff session with two different guys sporting wedding rings on the first night of my trip. The next morning saw one of them leaving the hotel with his family.

[spider]

Yes. And they are also cruising the men's locker areas at the gym and spa. Had a pretty great jackoff session with two different guys sporting wedding rings on the first night of my trip. The next morning saw one of them leaving the hotel with his family.

 

True this. I once asked an escort why Orlando, being such a family oriented place, didn’t crack down on escorts. The answer was “better than having it go on in the bushes.” Makes sense to me.

[Zapped]

I was once one of those bi 30-something dads with a wedding ring. I don't think the place we stayed at Disney had a gym/spa, but I might not have noticed it. I guess I missed some fun. There's something particularly hot about locker room/steam room play that has to do with its spontaneity and official inappropriateness.

[InterestingGuy]

These comments made me think of this:

There is an Instagram account called

"Dilfs of Disneyworld" - and all it has is pictures of hot dads in the theme parks at Walt Disney World.

If a dad is particularly buff, they say he has "stroller arms".

[Guest davebk]

I'm all for censoring in public areas. It actually makes me wonder if airline wifi has filters in place.

In private areas, your home, hotel, etc., sure, I'd be very against it. But as someone who frequents adult sites, I don't ever want to force people who don't want to see that to see it, even if accidentally.

[+ g56whiz]

I'm all for censoring in public areas. It actually makes me wonder if airline wifi has filters in place.

In private areas, your home, hotel, etc., sure, I'd be very against it. But as someone who frequents adult sites, I don't ever want to force people who don't want to see that to see it, even if accidentally.

 

He what owns the pipe has the right to determine what flows thru it.

 

Years ago a CNET tv program reported that the largest number of viewers of the Playboy website came from IBM IP’s. The next week I lost a number of IBM colleagues who were quietly escorted off the premises.