Two interesting new ads in Chicago

[adventurous old guy]

Sales pitches I haven't seen before...

 

https://rentmen.eu/UndeadZombie

 

https://rentmen.eu/Fuckcancer

 

There's a million stories in the city.

[XochitlNagual]

That zombie guy gives me all kinds of bad vibes. Even looking at his profile gives me the creeps.

[+ sync]

The chosen names for the both of them are off-putting for me.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/nervous/nervous.gif

[+ newatthis]

Sales pitches I haven't seen before...

 

https://rentmen.eu/UndeadZombie

 

https://rentmen.eu/Fuckcancer

 

There's a million stories in the city.

Don't understand "...born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned." Is turned a new euphemism?

[+ Keith30309]

It’s all about finding a niche. I’ve always suspected that the necrophiliac market was underserved.

[adventurous old guy]

It’s all about finding a niche. I’ve always suspected that the necrophiliac market was underserved.

Too fun!

Edited December 18, 2017 by adventurous old guy

[Arbimuscle]

Bizarre, and definitely not my types.

[+ Gar1eth]

Don't understand "...born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned." Is turned a new euphemism?

 

 

He means when his mother was turned into a zombie. He’s saying he is similar to Blade in Marvel Comics. He’s the zombie equivalent of a dhampir.

 

Gman

[+ poolboy48220]

Don't understand "...born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned." Is turned a new euphemism?

I think I've heard "turned" used in reference to the dead turning into zombies in The Walking Dead, but wouldn't swear to it. They don't actually use the term "zombie", for that matter.

[Edward]

To weird for me.

[+ nycman]

People pay MONEY to post these ads?

[Stevetan]

No thanks for both of them

[+ BlueSky]

https://rentmen.eu/UndeadZombie

 

They say the brain is the biggest sexual organ...I'd be afraid this guy might want to eat my biggest sexual organ

[rvwnsd]

"i was born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned. Unlike most zombies I still have my mental faculties."

 

Perhaps he should enroll in one of those self-awareness workshops they hold down at the Discovery Center.

[gallahadesquire]

It’s all about finding a niche. I’ve always suspected that the necrophiliac market was underserved.

 

"I had a friend, a real individualist. He called himself Hen3ry ... the "3" was silent, you see ...

"He wrote one book about a childhood necrophiliac, who fulfilled his life's ambition by becoming County Coroner.

"His final words were comforting:

" Life's like a sewer .. what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

[MikeBiDude]

Don't understand "...born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned." Is turned a new euphemism?

Reference to The Walking Dead, AMC....possibly

[+ Gar1eth]

They say the brain is the biggest sexual organ...I'd be afraid this guy might want to eat my biggest sexual organ

 

Possibly with a nice Chianti-or would a white go better?

 

Gman

[+ newatthis]

Don't understand "...born dead as a result of being a fetus in y mother when she was turned." Is turned a new euphemism?

He means when his mother was turned into a zombie. He’s saying he is similar to Blade in Marvel Comics. He’s the zombie equivalent of a dhampir.

 

Gman

 

I think I've heard "turned" used in reference to the dead turning into zombies in The Walking Dead, but wouldn't swear to it. They don't actually use the term "zombie", for that matter.

 

Reference to The Walking Dead, AMC....possibly

Thanks, all, for the enlightenment. I actually saw and enjoyed "Night of the Walking Dead" but didn't retain that piece of information.

[+ Gar1eth]

Thanks, all, for the enlightenment. I actually saw and enjoyed "Night of the Walking Dead" but didn't retain that piece of information.

 

 

I think ‘being turned’ is a common expression in the vampire media and in those mythological stories of completely straight guys becoming gay.

 

Gman

[MikeBiDude]

I think ‘being turned’ is a common expression in the vampire media and in those mythological stories of completely straight guys becoming gay.

 

Gman

Current culture would turn to TWD where if you get killed/die you will “turn”, until your brain pan gets pierced

[+ Gar1eth]

Current culture would turn to TWD where if you get killed/die you will “turn”, until your brain pan gets pierced

 

It took me a minute to understand this post because I almost never watch TV (I’m not being overly superior about this. I love to watch TV. For a plethora of reasons, I don’t anymore.). But for those like myself who may not be up on all the latest lingo, TWD stands for the TV show The Walking Dead.

Gman

[MikeBiDude]

It took me a minute to understand this post because I almost never watch TV (I’m not being overly superior about this. I love to watch TV. For a plethora of reasons, I don’t anymore.). But for those like myself who may not be up on all the latest lingo, TWD stands for the TV show The Walking Dead.

Gman

I did that on purpose just for fun