Elevator encouter with an NFL stud

[EZEtoGRU]

OK....not THAT kind of encounter. But yesterday I was in a hotel where, it turns out, the Houston Texans were staying before the Sunday game. I left the bar (surprise surprise) and headed to the elevator to go to my room. I entered the elevator and the doors closed. It was only me and JJ Watt on the elevator. He was eating an apple and I was carrying two cocktails to my room to have before nighty night. We chit chatted before the elevator got to my floor. What a f***ing stud. So hot and so nice.

 

OK....I just had to get that off my chest.

[+ nycman]

For those of you that need a visual....and this man certainly DESERVES a visual......

 

[EZEtoGRU]

Thanks nycman for the pic. I never know how to post pics. I'm really not a Texans fan.....but.....I'm definitely a JJ Watt fan!!

[bigvalboy]

Ok...Now I'm envious.

[Moondance]

He is fine.

 

http://www.projectq.us/images/uploads/1_jj-watt-slide-2-logo.jpg

 

[Bearofdistinction]

For those of you that need a visual....and this man certainly DESERVES a visual......

 

 

I just applied to the NFL to be his personal Director of Engineering and Maintenance for his Jock and Cup and Pitts ---- WOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

[Kippy]

Congratulations...you could have offered him one of your cocktails!

 

Kipp

[EZEtoGRU]

Congratulations...you could have offered him one of your cocktails!

 

Kipp

 

Huh? Go somewhere else loser.

[Kippy]

Testy ole thing you are...I've been on this forum since 2002 and always enjoy the repartee' . Maybe dropping out of the political fray will ease your :pnerves!

 

Kipp

[LoveAustinCF]

Was he wearing a tank top? I would have offered to help him finish his apple;)

[Kippy]

Was he wearing a tank top? I would have offered to help him finish his apple;)

Perfectly understandable and apt response-- funny too. But to quote the author: "Huh?"! Drinks all around!

[samhexum]

It was only me and JJ Watt on the elevator.

 

Maybe you can offer to kiss it and make it better...

Houston's J.J. Watt broke his left leg Sunday.

He sustained a tibial plateau fracture, leaving the stadium in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. The three-time Defensive Player of the Year had fallen to the ground while being blocked midway through the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs.

[tyro]

For those of you that need a visual....and this man certainly DESERVES a visual......

 

Sweet deities! I need to start placing myself in some elevators, I guess...

T

[tyro]

Maybe you can offer to kiss it and make it better...

Oh nooooooo! Imma be FIRST in that line. Outta my way, EZE.

T

Houston's J.J. Watt broke his left leg Sunday.

He sustained a tibial plateau fracture, leaving the stadium in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. The three-time Defensive Player of the Year had fallen to the ground while being blocked midway through the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs.

[gallahadesquire]

Maybe you can offer to kiss it and make it better...

Houston's J.J. Watt broke his left leg Sunday.

He sustained a tibial plateau fracture, leaving the stadium in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. The three-time Defensive Player of the Year had fallen to the ground while being blocked midway through the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs.

 

I wanna give him a spinal, to feel those glorious flanks ... examine his heart and his breathing with my stethoscope ... palpate his abdomen ... sedate him enough that I have to put my stethoscope against his chest to listen to breath sounds ...

 

I'm gonna get myself banned by the Board of Registration in Medicine!

 

He's got everything that Gronkowski's got, except the dumbs.

[Kippy]

Yikes...no good deed goes unpunished: JJ Watt raised 37 million for Hurricane Harvey relief:

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/texans/2017/09/15/jj-watt-hurricane-harvey-relief-fund-ends/672397001/

 

 

Kippy

[chirob]

On the agc blinditems webpage, after Aaron Rodgers, JJ Watt is the NFL player rumored to be a friend of Dorothy.

[EZEtoGRU]

Was he wearing a tank top? I would have offered to help him finish his apple;)

LOL....I would have let him finish his apple while I finished him off in other ways.

 

No tank top. Just a t-shirt, athletic shorts, and tennis shoes.

[+ Eric Hassan]

On the agc blinditems webpage, after Aaron Rodgers, JJ Watt is the NFL player rumored to be a friend of Dorothy.

 

Aaron Rodgers makes me weak in the knees.

[jawjateck]

Aaron Rodgers makes me weak in the knees.

 

Let me enable your weakness.

 

http://cdn-mf1.heartyhosting.com/sites/mensfitness.com/files/styles/wide_videos/public/aaron-rodgers-main.jpg?itok=AH2CX-fD

[jawjateck]

Heal up soon, stud! He would be a fun dinner date.

 

http://media.culturemap.com/crop/3a/c2/633x475/Houston-5th-annual-JJ-Watt-Charity-Classic-May-2017-J.J.-Watt_150331.jpg

http://www.kens5.com/img/resize/content.khou.com/photo/2017/07/11/Foxwood_10_1499796472157_10017390_ver1.0.jpg?preset=534-401

[leeper]

Unfortunately Mr. Watt broke his leg in a game on Sunday and will likely be out for the rest of the season. He does have two brothers, Derek and T.J. who also play in the NFL. Good genes in that family.

[+ Eric Hassan]

Let me enable your weakness.

 

http://cdn-mf1.heartyhosting.com/sites/mensfitness.com/files/styles/wide_videos/public/aaron-rodgers-main.jpg?itok=AH2CX-fD

 

and his forearms ...........