Good hygiene

[JoshATX]

I love showing up to a client and he is all showered and smelling good for me. Makes me feel good! Totally should be a requirement on both ends. How many people have dealt with a stinky client?

[RandyC]

Stinky is bad but I don't mind a provider that has a natural masculine scent!

[+ freecahill1965]

I always request to start my sessions with a shower. Deal is off if no. Nothing like touching a hot wet body. It feels good to suds up the balls you will be licking later, clean the asshole that you maybe sucking along with knowing that the shaft that will be down your throat clean.

[JoshATX]

I always request to start my sessions with a shower. Deal is off if no. Nothing like touching a hot wet body. It feels good to suds up the balls you will be licking later, clean the asshole that you maybe sucking along with knowing that the shaft that will be down your throat clean.

Totally just got my dick hard

[Guy Fawkes]

I'd deal with a stinky client the same way I'd deal with a stinky escort. I'd climb into the shower with them.

 

I love showing up to a client and he is all showered and smelling good for me. Makes me feel good! Totally should be a requirement on both ends. How many people have dealt with a stinky client?

[+ Tarte Gogo]

I love showing up to a client and he is all showered and smelling good for me. Makes me feel good! Totally should be a requirement on both ends. How many people have dealt with a stinky client?

Hygiene and smells are soooo important.

I said no to a really good looking escort that was offering me a really good deal in Vienna, just because I could smell him.

 

That is also why I love places like Paragonia in Zurich, every one has a shower every hour!

[Guest]

Yeah, shower first always! Sucks when he has bad breath though and the hotel doesn't have mouthwash.

[Raven]

Well speaking for my self, its not always a hygiene problem, my case is a health problem, treatmen yes, cure no, not always work and need to be chagend from time to time. But I always tell hookups before talk about what they like, dislike(app). If I decided to hire will be the same.

[+ freecahill1965]

Yeah, shower first always! Sucks when he has bad breath though and the hotel doesn't have mouthwash.

I always bring a box of altoilds as well. Funny, after a session I got a wet kiss good bye and I noticed a change he the escorts breath. I asked did you take a mint. You mouth tastes good. No, it came from your mouth to mine. lol

[hornytwells]

Well speaking for my self, its not always a hygiene problem, my case is a health problem, treatmen yes, cure no, not always work and need to be chagend from time to time. But I always tell hookups before talk about what they like, dislike(app). If I decided to hire will be the same.

Am I the only one who cannot make head nor tail of this post?

[Rudynate]

I like sweaty-smelling men and I also enjoy natural-smelling breath. Mints and mouthwash are alright, but I'd rather smell him and taste him. I can't abide the sort of bad breath that comes from unhealthy gums, though. I call it "gingivitis breath." As soon as I detect that, I'm done kissing.

[hornytwells]

I like sweaty-smelling men and I also enjoy natural-smelling breath. Mints and mouthwash are alright, but I'd rather smell him and taste him. I can't abide the sort of bad breath that comes from unhealthy gums, though. I call it "gingivitis breath." As soon as I detect that, I'm done kissing.

I agree, altho for me smokers breath is equally disgusting, the idea that mouthwash can cover it simply doesnt work, it just tastes like smokers breath mixed with mouthwash-sort of like when people spray cologne to "get rid" of bad smells. it doesn't-it just adds another smell on top of the bad one

[+ Keith30309]

I like sweaty-smelling men and I also enjoy natural-smelling breath. Mints and mouthwash are alright, but I'd rather smell him and taste him. I can't abide the sort of bad breath that comes from unhealthy gums, though. I call it "gingivitis breath." As soon as I detect that, I'm done kissing.

Agreed.

A few months ago I met a young guy who was just getting started and really enthusiastic and eager to please. We met at a hotel and I really wanted to make it a pleasant experience for both of us. After a chat we started to kiss and he had a really foul taste in his mouth... I tried again and just couldn't stomach it. It tasted like he'd eaten shrimp three days earlier. I didn't have the heart to say anything to him but I never saw him again.

(Interesting thing... he's the only guy I've ever met who loved to rim but absolutely refused to be rimmed. Go figure.)

[Guest]

My pet peeve is when an escort eats beforehand, because they have lives and busy schedules, and doesn't brush his teeth. Such a turnoff. Especially when your body smells like their breath wherever they've touched it with their mouth and tongue.

 

One showed up REEKING like garlic. Coming out of his pores and mouth. Blech. Shower took care of the pores but when I politely offered gum, he refused... Still went through with it and it was a great experience but it could have been perfect. (had to take another shower afterward, of course)

[Beancounter]

Am I the only one who cannot make head nor tail of this post?

 

While the post is a bit confusing I took it to mean the poster had some some kind of health related problem that the escort/masseur should be aware of. Since the poster mentioned something needed to be changed I thought it might be a colostomy bag perhaps. At the end of the day it's really none of my business. The point the poster is trying to make is that he has a serious enough health problem that he feels the escort/masseur needs to be aware of.

[Strafe13]

Slightly off topic here, but am I the only one who gets totally turned on every time this new poster/escort @JoshATX starts a thread on the forum? If only Austin was a bit closer to New York City... *Sigh*

[mike carey]

Slightly off topic here, but am I the only one who gets totally turned on every time this new poster/escort @JoshATX starts a thread on the forum? If only Austin was a bit closer to New York City... *Sigh*

I've exchanged a few enticing comments with him too. For reference, he is now further away, in Las Vegas, but that may be an easier trip to contemplate than Austin.

[hornytwells]

While the post is a bit confusing I took it to mean the poster had some some kind of health related problem that the escort/masseur should be aware of. Since the poster mentioned something needed to be changed I thought it might be a colostomy bag perhaps. At the end of the day it's really none of my business. The point the poster is trying to make is that he has a serious enough health problem that he feels the escort/masseur needs to be aware of.

ah ok, thanks for the explanation/translation. I wasnt trying to be snarky, was genuinely mystified as to what he meant-your explanation makes sense

[Guy Fawkes]

Mouthwash cheap and available at 7/11. Altoids work better for me.

 

Yeah, shower first always! Sucks when he has bad breath though and the hotel doesn't have mouthwash.

[marylander1940]

I love showing up to a client and he is all showered and smelling good for me. Makes me feel good! Totally should be a requirement on both ends. How many people have dealt with a stinky client?

 

I remember years ago a frequent poster on here said he would never hire Jay Holt (now retired) or any other escort who responds to a bad review with the "cheap shot" of the client being smelly...

 

@JoshATX Great thread!

 

Body odor and bad breath could happen without the client or escort knowing... is always a good thing to say it upfront and not taking it personally.

[marylander1940]

My pet peeve is when an escort eats beforehand, because they have lives and busy schedules, and doesn't brush his teeth. Such a turnoff. Especially when your body smells like their breath wherever they've touched it with their mouth and tongue.

 

One showed up REEKING like garlic. Coming out of his pores and mouth. Blech. Shower took care of the pores but when I politely offered gum, he refused... Still went through with it and it was a great experience but it could have been perfect. (had to take another shower afterward, of course)

 

Did you kiss him?

 

I'm sorry I would have told him to walk away, besides is good manners when someone offers you mouthwash for a reason to use it.

[Guest]

Did you kiss him?

 

I'm sorry I would have told him to walk away, besides is good manners when someone offers you mouthwash for a reason to use it.

I don't kiss. But I didn't need to to know that he needed gum or mouthwash badly.

[Ichabod]

There was a very hot dancer at Stock last week - short, compact tightly-muscled body, sexy tattoos. But he smelled really bad! So disappointing.

[Beancounter]

I always request an escort to not wear deodorant when we meet. I enjoy the natural scent of a man.

 

I'm probably in the minority on this but I also enjoy a ripe man from time to time. That's why there are Fords and Cadillacs in the world....a little bit of something for everyone. Bad breath is a totally different animal though. I require fresh breath.

[MassageDrew]

My masseur made a comment while I was facing down on his table saying that he likes the fact that I don't smell. I asked if that was good or bad but he indicated that it was good. He added that he's had clients who showed up smelling a bit funky for their appointment while others wear too much cologne that he found it suffocating. He said with me there's nothing. I always shower before meeting him or shower just before the masseur comes over when hiring while traveling.