Pets during sex

[+ friendofsheila]

Any interesting stories about pets intruding, or messing up an escort appointment?

 

I don't have a pet, so I don't have any. I can only imagine a cat would be a pain. Or at least annoying since he can eat his OWN ass any time he wants, anywhere he wants.

[+ HornyRetiree]

Not an escort appt -- but a having sex situation

 

LOL -- Years ago when I first moved in with the man that became my husband -- we were playing in the middle of the afternoon on a bed in the computer room / office - I am on my back - hard cock pointing towards the ceiling - he was between my legs and started to go down on me -- MY Scottish Terrier thought I was in grave danger -- being attacked! She started to bark and growl as she charged the bed to save me!

 

I let her know all was GOOD! -- she settled and after that when we started to have sex, if she was on the bed, she would jump down and leave!

[Good Grief]

Like most all dog breeds. Could pet a pussy if the owner is hot.

[LaffingBear]

One of my first escorts had a very large pet iguana (or some lizard) that he didnt cage. Id guess 2 feet long.

 

It was actually kind of a neat pet. Except, I spent the night at his place once, and you could hear it moving around.

 

Plus, it crapped wherever.....

[Chuckball]

An escort I know has a parrot that can mimic all the sounds coming from the bedroom.

[+ azdr0710]

An escort I know has a parrot that can mimic all the sounds coming from the bedroom.

 

[+ oldNbusted]

Another non-escort story, but I hooked up with a guy who had a huge doberman. He had a crate in his bedroom he put her in when he had sex, it was oddly stimulating, as she was growling lowly the whole time. It was the only time I recall of being able to cum twice while screwing someone without stopping for a break.

[bostonman]

I have always had cats. They don't really seem to be a problem. My former cat was unbelievably shy, and would automatically hide when I had anyone over the house. My current cat is much friendlier to guests, but never to the point of being obtrusive. Occasionally I will put her in the spare room I have (where she has access to food and her litter) and shut her in, but when I don't, it's never been a problem. She has occasionally curled up somewhere in the same room, but I don't remember a time when she's tried to get on the bed with us, etc.

 

Of course occasionally I've met someone who turns out to be allergic - and sometimes they're willing to stay and deal with that, and sometimes they feel they can't - and I understand that. . I should always remember to ask about pet allergies first, but I usually don't. (Similar situation when I meet someone who smokes - which is not something I like - but sometimes I'm willing to let it go, and sometimes it kinda ruins the mood. But of course neither of us thinks to ask beforehand lol.)

 

Doges, on the other hand...maybe it's because I really really don't like dogs (meaning no offense to dog lovers), but when I've gone to other guys' places for hookups (non-escort situations), and they have dogs - especially if they're big dogs - it always seems like they get in the way.

 

It's funny to me, because cats, while much more independent, are also much easier to take care of - dogs do need more care, but are also easier to put on a leash or perhaps put them in another room etc - but guys with dogs don't always seem to want to do that. Which means that often a good portion of the initial time I'm there, the guy is dealing with trying to get the dog to stay/behave, etc - and I feel the attention is on the dog instead of on us. Which does break the mood for me. And yet somehow I would feel a bit impolite asking if they could please put the dog in another room, etc - I do respect that it's their pet and that it should be their call on how to deal with the situation.

[+ nycman]

I was once sexually assaulted by a female English bulldog during

a bed massage in NYC. No joke. I have the scar to prove it.

 

If you're nice to me....I might even show it at Daddy's Palm Springs 2018.....grin

[bobchitown]

Two stories.

 

One was actually my first hire. It was in NYC and I'd booked a masseur who turned out to be super frisky. He was going down on me when I heard a noise and turned my head to look. Two little dogs were sitting there side by side staring at us.

 

Then there was the other guy, also in NYC, who had a super small NY space and several cages full of hamsters sort of clucking away.

[+ nycman]

who had a super small NY space and several cages full of hamsters sort of clucking away.

 

LMAO...god I love NY!

[+ José Soplanucas]

Not with escorts.

Back in Buenos Aires when I was in my 20s I was the only one in my circle living by himself, so my place used to be a party hub, and I would often have friends staying overnight. I used to have a beautiful black cat. mix of stray cat and Siamese. She used to stare at you while you were jerking off or fucking. Several friends used to have the weird fantasy that I had trained her to lick my dick and were afraid she would do it to them. I miss my Grace (in honor of Grace Jones). She fell from a 6th floor and died after I moved to Buenos Aires, sometimes I think she committed suicide.

[bostonman]

LMAO...god I love NY!

 

I don't think hamsters are exclusive to New York, lol.

 

There was a time when I shared an apartment with a lesbian friend and her partner. I had a cat, her partner had a cat, they each had a dog (I dealt with that, lol), AND my friend had 2 ferrets. The nice thing was that my friend and her lover were generally only in the apartment for half the week (going between Boston and NYC a lot), and the dogs went with them. Taking care of the other cat was simple. Taking care of the ferrets wasn't hard either, but man, they STINK...

[+ poolboy48220]

I was with an escort in his place and his little dog, at the edge of the bed, starting licking my foot. We both laughed about it.

 

When I have a guy over I shut the bedroom door, my dog's not happy about it but doesn't fuss TOO much. One of my favorites doesn't mind having her in the room when we're done, she'll lay on the bed with us while we wind down.

[+ WilliamM]

..maybe it's because I really really don't like dogs (meaning no offense to dog lovers),

 

I also do not like dogs. I'll never understand why they seem so popular among my friends. I was bitten by a dog at age 9 -- awful experience.

[bobchitown]

I also do not like dogs. I'll never understand why they seem so popular among my friends. I was bitten by a dog at age 9 -- awful experience.

 

Sorry about the bite. I am a dog person. They are the only beings who love you unconditionally. I can have the worst day ever, open the door and the dog says "Hi dad, let's go for a walk!" By contrast, I'm convinced that cats spend the entire day plotting to kill you.

[bostonman]

I also do not like dogs. I'll never understand why they seem so popular among my friends. I was bitten by a dog at age 9 -- awful experience.

 

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

I don't recall ever having an actual harmful incident with a dog, but I've never enjoyed them either. My younger brother moved to the west coast a few years ago with his wife, and was mauled by a pit bull in the apartment complex they were living in while they waited to buy a house. He survived fine, but it was a horrid experience. They ironically also have a dog, but he's a small manageable one, (a bit neurotic lol, but certainly not vicious) and they do love him as if it was their child. (To the point where frankly my parents and I think they're a bit nuts lol - but hell, we lavish a lot of love on our cats in the same way, so we shouldn't judge lol.)

[bostonman]

By contrast, I'm convinced that cats spend the entire day plotting to kill you.

 

lol - but not in my experience.

 

Many cats do a greeting ritual where they flop onto the ground and stretch and writhe, waiting for their owner to play with them. My current cat doesn't do that (though she has her own style of greeting rituals), though my former cat did. I have to say it's one of the most endearing things a cat can do.

 

Though it's always interesting to ponder what a cat is saying to you when they meow. My current cat seems to save her vocalisms for when she is hungry. On the occasions that I need to go away for a day or two (one of the great things about cats is that they can survive on their own for a few days - while dogs need to be walked, etc), I'm always greeted with a complete sentence of meowing. It's hard to know whether she's asking me where the hell I've been, or just complaining how hungry she is (I leave her plenty of dry food and water, but she LOVES the wet food lol) - or both. But that form of greeting, too, is very endearing. And I do firmly believe there's unconditional love wrapped up in that, even though I know it's also a call for food.

[+ WilliamM]

Sorry about the bite. I am a dog person. They are the only beings who love you unconditionally. I can have the worst day ever, open the door and the dog says "Hi dad, let's go for a walk!" By contrast, I'm convinced that cats spend the entire day plotting to kill you.

 

Sorry I spent much of my childhood trapped in a situation of obtaining milk from neighbor's farm. I was always concerned about the neighbor's

ill-trained dogs. One day the German shepherd must have been out of sort and bit me badly. The owner gave me a lot of money (forget the exact amount), not to report the bites. So I understand the loyalty between owners and dogs. But, it does not make me change my opinion of dogs. The other good outcome; we bought our milk elsewhere after that experience.

[+ purplekow]

Sorry I spent much of my childhood trapped in a situation of obtaining milk from neighbor's farm. I was always concerned about the neighbor's

ill-trained dogs. One day the German shepherd must have been out of sort and bit me badly. The owner gave me a lot of money (forget the exact amount), not to report the bites. So I understand the loyalty between owners and dogs. But, it does not make me change my opinion of dogs. The other good outcome; we bought our milk elsewhere after that experience.

 

When I was a child, I was in a car accident and I still hate all cars. When I was a child, I slipped on ice and now I hate winter. When I was a child, I had a case of food poisoning from a diner and now I hate all restaurants. When I was a child, a dog peed on my bratty sister and now I love dogs.

[bostonman]

When I was a child, I was in a car accident and I still hate all cars. When I was a child, I slipped on ice and now I hate winter. When I was a child, I had a case of food poisoning from a diner and now I hate all restaurants. When I was a child, a dog peed on my bratty sister and now I love dogs.

 

Yes, but how do you feel about your sister?

[+ WilliamM]

When I was a child, I was in a car accident and I still hate all cars. When I was a child, I slipped on ice and now I hate winter. When I was a child, I had a case of food poisoning from a diner and now I hate all restaurants. When I was a child, a dog peed on my bratty sister and now I love dogs.

 

I knew my post would be unpopular. But, dog owners have dominated this particular forum for years.

 

In defense of the dog owner, he owned acres and acres of land behind our house with brooks and streams, fun to explore in any season, especially winter. He let my brother and me endlessly explore all the land before and after the dog bites. It was the reason my brother became a park ranger in Yellowstone, Death Valley and Alaska.

[+ purplekow]

Yes, but how do you feel about your sister?

Piss on her.

[+ purplekow]

I know my post would be unpopular.

 

Generalizing from a single specific is a disservice to yourself whether it is about dogs, about cars or about someone getting pissed on.

Has that generalization effected your life in a negative way?

[+ WilliamM]

When I was a child, I was in a car accident and I still hate all cars. When I was a child, I slipped on ice and now I hate winter. When I was a child, I had a case of food poisoning from a diner and now I hate all restaurants. When I was a child, a dog peed on my bratty sister and now I love dogs.

 

Generalizing from a single specific is a disservice to yourself whether it is about dogs, about cars or about someone getting pissed on.

Has that generalization effected your life in a negative way?

 

I was a child at the time. We had several cats, but my dad was against getting a dog, which my brother and I badly wanted even after the dog bites, because we lived on a very busy road & my dad was afraid of the dog's safety.

 

You should know by now, @purplekow, that there's usually much more depth in a post than just the words in the forum.

 

I was extremely disappointed in your response. After all, I like you a lot and invited you to visit me in Philadelphia.