Fin Fang Foom Muses On Gym Sex

[Guest Conway]

Exposing yourself has nothing to do with you looking like an idiot. You write like a second grade dropout, which as I understand it, places you in the top 10% of Kentuckians in terms highest education achieved.

 

As a native southerner and a person with relatively conservative political values, I can assure the rest of the posters here that you're not reflective of my ilk. You reprsent the worst of what the trailer parks west of Louisville have to offer.

 

The saddest thing is that you're too stupid to even realize what a inbred you sound like.

[taylorky]

never mind!!!!

[taylorky]

and tell me dipshit i should care what you think...because???

[OneFinger]

>never mind!!!!

 

Well, at least you spelled that correctly. Now work on your capitalization. Your response should read "Never mind!!!!".

 

You know, for a reasonable fee I'll gladly come to the South for a personal tutoring session. :+

[taylorky]

LOL i don't know if pa wood lit yuse n the hausetrailer in da wess endd of tawn.conway kan shew youse da way.

[OneFinger]

:*

[ErikMcAlister]

>Could I please see a show of hands of those who would be

>offended by two hot guys geting it on in front of them?

 

Well, "hot" is subjective & you & I clearly disagree on the matter.

Nonetheless, if they're "getting it on" in front of me IN PUBLIC, I'll raise my hand as one who would be offended.

[trilingual]

>well i gotta tell ya...i am so very glad that i nor anyone i

>know feels that to be "sophisticated,witty and urbane,with

>finely honed senses of humor" requires one to show a total and

>complete lack of respect for others by exposing themselves in

>public whenever and wherever they choose.

>

>civilized people don't do that.

 

Thank you so much, taylor and chicagoboy, for so conclusively underlining my point! No more needs to be said. x(

[bigjake8]

Actually, we are coming out because my partner shows saddlebreds, you stupid motherfucker.

 

Why don't you just realize that you been had. If you aren't willing to stop trying to "read" me like some trashy little pier-queen (and you really do just sound like some little bitch faggot), then I'm gonna ask you to step up to the plate.

 

You got a problem with the behavior of gay men? So do I. I hate sniveling little bitch queens that are all girl attitude and no muscle or skills to back it up. Makes me fucking crazy. I hated it when I was in my early 20's, and I certainly was not going to be taken to task publicly by the likes of you for no good reason.

 

 

This all started because I made a stupid post about something that was my opinion, nothing more. I said nothing about anybody. SInce you and your little bitch friend Eric feel the need to jump all over me, I'm more than willing to back myself up.

 

 

>you really are a dipshit, i live in peewee valley about 20

>miles from louisville...whoa you are the big traveler the

>"kentucky state fair" wow...how long you have to save your

>pennies for that world shattering voyage.

>

>what ya gonna do tinkerbell...smack me with your purse,your to

>fucking old to do much more.

>

>go find some wino to alley fuck your sloppy ass...jeeesshhh

>what a fag.

[Guest Conway]

Because, you're (note the correct spelling of the word)not smart enough or conscious enough of your own morose stupidity to even realize what a brainless half wit you look like every time you write something here. Somebody has to point it out to you. It may as well be me.

[Fin Fang Foom]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Muses On Gym Sex - REDUX

 

Several of you keep referring to steamroom sex as being "in public" or equating it to having sex on the bus. It's neither.

 

Do you ladies shriek, grab your sweaters and leave when you go into a leather bar and find men blowing each other in the bathroom? THAT'S a "public place". Any straight person could walk into the bar, have a drink and go take a leak.

 

The fact is, whether you accept it or not, that some things have their own unwritten "rules". As long as there are gyms, men will be horned up and as long as there is a place (i.e. steamroom and saunas) where men can be naked and alone (whether it be two men or twenty) there will be sex. Period. It's a universal constant - like Jake always having a large penis, big muscles, a winning personality and a tight ass.

 

I don't believe there is anyone here who advocates guys doing it OUT IN THE OPEN (i.e. communal showers, bathroom stalls, urinals, the locker room). That's just tacky and disrespectful. However, anyone with any sense knows that when you walk into a steamroom or sauna at a GAY GYM there is a high probability that you may walk in on guys doing the nasty. If you don't like that, you have three options:

 

1. Join a different gym.

2. Don't go in the streamroom.

3. Go in the steamroom but shut the fuck up, sit at the door and keep an eye out for the housekeeping guy.

 

Helpfully yours,

 

FFF

[Guest 8mile]

>bitches...you must be referring to your momma.

 

Bitches is plural, momma is singular. If this was an insult it wasn't very well thought out.

 

As Usual

Zachary

[JT Brooklyn]

Jake..As always you Rock! "Besides" all the Muscles and the "Strongest" and most "Talented" of Hands in NYC, you definitely add to the conversations around here..Keep it Cummin Sexy! LOL :+

[taylorky]

>

>

lil' jake my problem is not with gay men,my problem is with loudmouth ,insecure little punks like yourself tinkerbell.

 

i guess "pier queen"? must be a part of your little ghetto world.

 

face it...you are an insignificant back alley queen,you think hanging out in a gym makes you a man,you think your steriod muscles make you a man, you think letting any and everybody shove a dick in you anywhere and anytime makes you a man you my worthless piece of snail shit have no idea what a real man is.

 

and as far as horses"something my family is very involved in" i'm sure you are in the fouth tier of that also.

 

i sincerely hope that while you are in the beautiful bluegrass state you are able to find a few guys willing to pay you for a piece of your sloppy ass,how else would you pay for the trip.

[bigjake8]

I already told you, you want to fight with me, we can arrange to do it in person. I've had enough of this verbal BS.

 

I'm not going to continue arguing online with some 23 year old from Hee-Haw, Kentucky.

 

 

>>

>lil' jake my problem is not with gay men,my problem is with

>loudmouth ,insecure little punks like yourself tinkerbell.

>

>i guess "pier queen"? must be a part of your little ghetto

>world.

>

>face it...you are an insignificant back alley queen,you think

>hanging out in a gym makes you a man,you think your steriod

>muscles make you a man, you think letting any and everybody

>shove a dick in you anywhere and anytime makes you a man you

>my worthless piece of snail shit have no idea what a real man

>is.

>

>and as far as horses"something my family is very involved in"

>i'm sure you are in the fouth tier of that also.

>

>i sincerely hope that while you are in the beautiful bluegrass

>state you are able to find a few guys willing to pay you for a

>piece of your sloppy ass,how else would you pay for the trip.

[Guest Delaware Man]

Oh, the drama or should I say, comedy. This is better than most television shows. :+

[ErikMcAlister]

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>It's a universal constant - like Jake always having a large

>penis, big muscles, a winning personality and a tight ass.

 

Umm... 1 out of 4... he does at least have muscles. That & his ego are the only big things about little Jake, though.

[Guest Delaware Man]

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>>It's a universal constant - like Jake always having a large

>>penis, big muscles, a winning personality and a tight ass.

>

>Umm... 1 out of 4... he does at least have muscles. That &

>his ego are the only big things about little Jake, though.

>

>

How do you know, for certainty, what you are implying about Jake?

[bigjake8]

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>Umm... 1 out of 4... he does at least have muscles. That &

>his ego are the only big things about little Jake, though.

 

I've seen your website, you're just some skinny little skank. No worries.

[ErikMcAlister]

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>

>>Umm... 1 out of 4... he does at least have muscles. That &

>>his ego are the only big things about little Jake, though.

>

>I've seen your website, you're just some skinny little skank.

>No worries.

 

That may be; by the way, did you have surgery, or were you born with a clitoris?

[bigjake8]

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No surgery...but tell me, was that ugly pecker of yours mauled by a pitbull?

 

More importantly, when did you get out of the concentration camp? Love the easy access hole by the way, its right up against your spinal cord.

 

>That may be; by the way, did you have surgery, or were you

>born with a clitoris?

>

[ErikMcAlister]

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>No surgery...

 

Really? I've never met a hermaphrodite.

By the way, it is sorta cute how you predictably took the bait.

 

>but tell me, was that ugly pecker of yours

>mauled by a pitbull?

 

2 rottweilers.

 

>More importantly, when did you get out of the concentration

>camp? Love the easy access hole by the way, its right up

>against your spinal cord.

 

"It's" has an apostrophe. But, stop; you're making me blush.

[bigjake8]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Muses On Gym Sex - REDUX

 

Well then it's settled. You have a bigger dick than I do, and you are a skinny bitch.

 

Anyway, this back alley slut has had some fun, but I think I'm done for awhile. I've got too many orafices empty right now, and I've got a porn film to go shoot. Have fun men ;-)

 

 

>>No surgery...

>

>Really? I've never met a hermaphrodite.

>By the way, it is sorta cute how you predictably took the

>bait.

>

>>but tell me, was that ugly pecker of yours

>>mauled by a pitbull?

>

>2 rottweilers.

>

>>More importantly, when did you get out of the concentration

>>camp? Love the easy access hole by the way, its right up

>>against your spinal cord.

>

>"It's" has an apostrophe. But, stop; you're making me blush.

>

[ErikMcAlister]

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>I've got too many orafices empty right now,

>and I've got a porn film to go shoot.

 

It's good to have goals. Shoot for the stars!

[taylorky]

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LOL...now that's funny.

lil'jake won't get it. but it's funny.